I could say some mindless sexual innuendo, but I will leave that for the fallen ones. I see that the only thing she is allowed to do is be a cheerleader. Real badass woman.
I don't have the talent, but someone needs to start photoshopping her into the most ridiculous gatherings. With so many photo ops, people won't know the difference and we could use a few laughs.
Noem wastes ENDLESS tax-dollars constantly flying all over the world for her attention whore stunts; she clearly doesn't really work, on anything. But I suppose that is relatively true of lazy, hedonistic, entitled trust-fund brat Trump and the rest of his totally unqualified cabinet. Merit my ASS.
I thought Kristi Noem was a woman! This proves I was wrong, women aren't supposed to be on men's teams & we all know Kristi Noem is loyal to president elonNAZI & 1st child donOLD tRUMP & besides, Kristi would NEVER break any laws or go against the US constitution
So is she doing any work? Seems like she is some kind of mascot going from place to place cosplaying and showing how badass she is. After all, she did kill her puppy in a gravel pit, so we already know she's a little psycho. Only the best!
She has an entire wardrobe of costumes, from Firefighter, to Border soldier, international jail warden and now hockey mom, plus getting to travel all over the world. So cool. Hey Elon, what about that wasteful spending thing you're doing?
Secret Service is contranym. If it is a secret, why play hockey together. I drove by Maralago, and there was a tower with Secret Service blazoned on it. It's not a secret.
I think I’m going to collect images of the differnt cosplay costumes she sports,
while she burns through tens of millions of taxpayer money being a profoundly depraved shit for brains grovelling servant to the rapist/predator in photo ops
She is completely useless &
FULLY complicit
#FUCKMAGA
Someone needs to make a montage of her cosplay outfits. I think it’s at least a new one a week. Amazing they are all tailored to fit her. Wondering who footing that bill?
So thousands of federal workers have been forced out of their jobs, but the SS has a fucking hockey team?!? Are our taxes paying for their uniforms, gear & rink time?
Measles outbreaks are reaching critical levels, near misses and accidents are a regular occurrence at our airports, and local Social Security offices are shutting down, but our Secret Service hockey team gets a photo op from the South Dakota gnome?
Why does the Secret Service have a hockey team, while DOGE is ending contracts with American farmers to provide food for local food banks? Pssst, Leon, looking for waste in government?
'The Atlantic: In Czechoslovakia,days after Soviet invasion 1968, Večerní Praha published “10 commandments”: “When a Soviet soldier comes to you, YOU: 1. Don’t know 2. Don’t care 3. Don’t tell 4. Don’t have 5. Don’t know how to 6. Don’t give 7. Can’t do 8. Don’t sell 9. Don’t show 10. Do nothing.”'
I feel the crisis but it's a bit of a relief that the fascist takeover is like 200 people and they all care more about social media than doing a good job
The entire cabinet plays the TV version of their positions. It’s the extent of knowledge and it’s demonstrated daily.
Terrifying, dangerous, & so maddening.
I despise Trump & all Rs who’ve stayed faithful to him, for the damage they’re doing to the country, domestically and globally. Unforgivable.
These are not the positions to have on the job training. These people, for the most part, have no idea how their departments are supposed to function or how the government functions. But…they are willing to kiss the ring and that’s all that matters in Trump world.
Not one single one of these new directors attended the trading sessions that are usually required for new government workers. Things like how to speak what to say, what not to say, security issues, how gov works.
That's a question that right wingers/MAGA conveniently avoid asking of anyone on their side while while trying to accuse others of being lazy or "takers."
Doing photo ops with different outfits is so much more fun than actually working. The unsung, unappreciated workers who are summarily fired for political reasons do more work in a day than Kristi has done since being appointed to her job.
She thinks she is beautiful and sexy, but she radiates evil.
She is! Just like some of the female Nazi guards tried to outdo the males in a misogynistic stereotyped role. That they could whip better, and like the men could enjoy picnics next to execution pits and be amused by those pleading or forced to do one last degrading act before they are murdered.
I’ve been reading books & watching lectures by genocide scholars who give case examples. Haven’t seen documentaries! I heard testimonials from survivors- ugh. One thing I’ve learned is the power of dehumanizing language.
She’s a self proclaimed spokesperson for the misogyny groups think women should be in the home (having so many babies none gets the attention they need) They tried to get these women to marry & breed with them, but they WOULDN’T. Trump likes them around if they’re “hot” to look at them.
This scam Queen says Jesus speaks to/through her & God is working through Trump. She’s been his “minister” for years and he said he got her an office in the White House because he likes to look at her. And I’m sure he needs someone to fan the flames of his delusions of grandeur.
"Tax-Supported: The Secret Service is a federal agency, meaning its operations, including the hockey team, are funded by tax dollars. " I found fraud and waste! DOGE, where are you?
Virtually the entire cabinet thought their jobs were just posing for pics, say rousing things at events, and delegate everything to someone OR, to do nothing. It's showing up everywhere. I think this is who you have to be to think you can do these jobs with their experience level, which is zero.
Yup. Bigot Barbie is a hockey player now. Cool. Cool. Cool. So like, how much longer of this parade of white washing we got left? My world is diverse and this is all beige, bland, and boring.
So the Secret Service gets sloppy seconds with Border Bitch after she pulled a train with all of the “illegals” at their concentration camp. She always seems to be surrounded by young men who need to be taught a lesson WTF
Dude on the left in black is always on ‘dumpers detail’? I have always wondered about him, who is he, what is his background, what stories he has, etc. Btw, how do these government athletic teams sort of thing work? Who funds what? Also, #kristilynnarnoldnoem is running thru $ #wastefraudabuse
Remember the “what would you do if you could go back in time and meet Hitler before 1940…” discussions from childhood?
These guys all answered “suck his dick of course”.
If she actually did porno, it would be way more useful than her squandering of taxpayer dollars while wrongfully occupying the office of Secretary of Homeland Security.
It does seem like the brazzers watermark should appear in the bottom corner of everything she does.
It’s probably because everything is performative and comically sleazy.
At least if she was a sex worker, she’d be making an honest living.
Brazzers wouldn’t even be associated with Trump & his ilk.
Hey fElon, Has Kristi Gnome turned in her lists of 5 things she’s done each week? In the interest of “transparency” (you can look up that word in any dictionary), may we see those lists?
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How much does this woman get paid for doing nothing?
I hate that I can’t tell
She's like where's waldo's slutty sister
That puppy killer is one thirsty bitch
while she burns through tens of millions of taxpayer money being a profoundly depraved shit for brains grovelling servant to the rapist/predator in photo ops
She is completely useless &
FULLY complicit
#FUCKMAGA
We should start photoshopping her with different backgrounds.
Does she ever do actual work?
Fuck them all. They are all Nazis.
#CosplayNoem
Terrifying, dangerous, & so maddening.
I despise Trump & all Rs who’ve stayed faithful to him, for the damage they’re doing to the country, domestically and globally. Unforgivable.
They clearly don't care.
Yes, misogynistic but, idc. 🤷🏻♀️
She thinks she is beautiful and sexy, but she radiates evil.
Now added hockey sticks to the fun
See how good that jersey fits! Usually they're too big!
I'd like to see them play a Canadian team. 😂🤣
Going from place to place as long as it comes with lots of men, and some logo gear?
All as white as their jerseys.
These guys all answered “suck his dick of course”.
It’s probably because everything is performative and comically sleazy.
At least if she was a sex worker, she’d be making an honest living.
Brazzers wouldn’t even be associated with Trump & his ilk.
#kristinoemisadogkiller
Noem with the hat trick.
Noem acts like a puck and gets passed around.