Why doesn't he just sign an EO declaring him the winner of the Nobel Peace Prize so he can FO to his Mar-A-Loserville retirement and leave us all in peace.
Actually he signed 1 to attempt to lower drug prices by negotiating w/drug companies. RFJ Jr's job. Of course, big presser w/him telling everyone he's only president ever to do this. Wasn't Joe working on this?
Will he add to that effectively immediately all cancer will be cured, no natural disasters can ever occur again. Was he watching fairy tales over the weekend?
It wouldn't be the only headache tomorrow.
Imagine security services debating whether they'll have to take the flying palace that the orange demagogue is being give apart to the component level to make sure someone hadn't tucked a few pounds of C4 onboard.
By the time they do, he'll never fly on it!
that’s a bold claim about Trump signing an executive order to end all wars and announcing trade deal concepts tomorrowTrump’s been pushing hard on trade, with tariffs and reciprocal deals, and he’s made noises about ending conflict
As if an executive order can stop current or future wars. And announcing 'CONCEPTS' of trade deals... wow, not impressed. Even if a democrat had written an executive order for these two things I still wouldn't be impressed.
Citation: All current and future wars may recieve an extended grace period before any signs of a war actually stopping up to 2035. Even if this administration is out of power by then, we still stopped the war. Also all future wars that do happen are not our fault. Good day brainrotted MAGA fucks.
He should sign one that says the oceans are now clean and the air is free of pollutants. Oh and how about that people can now fly! That’d be a good one.
I'm in for that!! Only problem is I'm Canadian and I would be worried to cross the border from all my BlueSky posts about how much Donny SUCKS. I don't want to go to El Salvador.
Tomorrow, our reality bending president will be announcing an executive order in which he will be twenty years younger and forty pounds lighter. And - that his wife will actually want to be with him.
But we are at war with brown skinned immigrants who have come to this country. So no more need for AEA deportations or trying to destroy birthright citizenship?
Trump & GOP plan to cut Medicaid before Memorial Day, leaving 8.6 million Americans w/o Health Insurance & access to Medical care simply to pay for huge, wholly unnecessary Tax Cuts to the Rich.
I say under our Dead Bodies will We the People ever tolerate this!
He should just sign one that says everything is ok now. Like that damn Sharpie is a magic wand or something. Good grief. I want to kick Sharpie in the nards for making special edition pens for him.
He also acquired a huge airplane for free, which is something literally no one has done before. Cost taxpayers not a penny, aside from their share of the national soul/grandmother/silver...
REALLY?! What a super powerful stud muffin he is. With the stroke of the pen. Just like that. Befitting for the man who runs the world. I’m looking forward to such a wonderful new “era”.
Trump knows he can manipulate the markets for personal gain - don’t trust him. Not a word he utters. His China breakthrough is Trump-speak for “I had my ass handed to me.”
I’d like to suggest he sign an executive order ending all current and future cancers. Or maybe just warm up with one to end hangovers and work his way up.
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He said: “It’s a very EASY negotiation. I will have it solved within 1 day, a peace between them,”
Time and time again, Trump PROVES that he has ZERO negotiation skills.
I have a library of them now!
He acted like a strong man with Judge Merchan.
Let's not forget this guy would be in jail if not for John Roberts.
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Imagine security services debating whether they'll have to take the flying palace that the orange demagogue is being give apart to the component level to make sure someone hadn't tucked a few pounds of C4 onboard.
By the time they do, he'll never fly on it!
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When in doubt he’s lying, cheating, trolling, stealing or gaslighting. In any given moment he’s doing all of them at once.
What comes after if things don’t work out? He blames others, mostly Biden. Or it was in jest.
I say under our Dead Bodies will We the People ever tolerate this!
I don’t know if even God can get us out of the hell he’s made.
Since getting America cut off from the world's supply of Rare Earth Elements, Trump is desperate & looking at Greenland & Canada