putin is a lot of things, but he’s not a moron. he recognizes trump as the malleable merkin-topped dope he is. - ThreadSky

goldengateblond.bsky.social • 6 days ago

putin is a lot of things, but he’s not a moron. he recognizes trump as the malleable merkin-topped dope he is.

Trump: "I'm not happy with what Putin is doing. He's killing a lot of people and I don't know what the hell happened to Putin. I've known him a long time ... we're in the middle of talking and he's shooting rockets into Kyiv and other cities. I don't like it at all. I'm surprised."

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junglebay.bsky.social•6 days ago

Nothing noting at all will happen

deirdreassenza.bsky.social•6 days ago

THIS times infinity

den0408.bsky.social•6 days ago

“I DON’T LIKE IT!!!!” 😡😡😡😡That should have Putin re-think his war strategy!!

jammaj.bsky.social•6 days ago

“Hair like cotton candy made of piss.” - Penn Jillette.

bankrobba99.bsky.social•6 days ago

Putin never changed dumbass. You're just now figuring out the obvious. Damn.

hkfinan.bsky.social•6 days ago

Even Putin has noticed trumps decline and weaponized it.

ckb67.bsky.social•6 days ago

I remember when during a debate Kamala said Putin would eat Trump for lunch. Trump is completely out of Putin‘s league and doesn’t realize he’s being played.

wolfiezero.bsky.social•6 days ago

he. is. so. dumb. The StEvils clearly run the show.

bigmouthcountry.bsky.social•5 days ago

Hate A Break Up Of such Loving People #Sarcasm

jcs77.bsky.social•6 days ago

@atrupar.com Putin doesn't give a rats ass what trump thinks or wants. Putin knows he can do whatever he wants & the heck w/trump. As for being "friends"...never in my life time will Putin be friends w/anyone but himself. Just like trump.

sfmoderate.bsky.social•6 days ago

100 points for merkin-topped.

ayre.ca•6 days ago

But Trump looked into his soul...

rhyzome-1.bsky.social•6 days ago

Nah, that was W. This isn’t the first prezzie Putie’s treated like lap dog.

joelbates.bsky.social•6 days ago

Maybe I’d have gone “merkin-topped twat he is” just to be consistent but well done either way.

joelbates.bsky.social•6 days ago

Merkin-topped
Brava
Chef’s kiss

sharmanh.bsky.social•6 days ago

Best Trump nickname ever (not mine):

Merkin-Crested Yam

rclyde.bsky.social•6 days ago

I learned a new word and its definition today and I am at a loss, why the fuck would anyone want bush rug, I really am not going to like this Christian nationalism shit~~

bluemeade7.bsky.social•6 days ago

Shauna, big snort laugh for the merkin reference. 💙

restofusparty.bsky.social•6 days ago

Putin knows what Trump is.

elesw19.bsky.social•6 days ago

Anyone who dares ask a serious follow-up like “What are you going to do about it?” is attacked and shut down. He doesn’t care. These comments on the tarmac with the jet engine running in the background is just more kabuki theatre from him.

elesw19.bsky.social•6 days ago

Our enemies are laughing at us.

4purpose.bsky.social•6 days ago

“merkin-topped” 🤣🤣🤣

pcreaky.bsky.social•6 days ago

Trump had been made a complete fool of, he completely capitulated, & has handed to him his tiny shriveled up balls back in a paper cup by CANADA, MEXICO, CHINA, RUSSIA, & now EU--MAGA MSM of course spins all of this as if this is surprising instead of stating it was all MORON completely predictable

weezerl.bsky.social•6 days ago

Donald you have been played, resign before you destroy what is left.

halushki.bsky.social•6 days ago

lab333.bsky.social•6 days ago

Agree.

mitchplanko.bsky.social•6 days ago

This is all theater.
Don't believe a single fucking word trump says.

mercymoney.bsky.social•6 days ago

Wow 😲

suffernofools123.bsky.social•6 days ago

that’s an insult to merkins

anntelnaes.bsky.social•6 days ago

⬆️

(cartoon from the archives)

brembles.bsky.social•6 days ago

As an art history girl, THANK YOU for including the date. It amplifies the message tremendously

goldengateblond.bsky.social•6 days ago

ANN ♥️

thatshockratees.bsky.social•6 days ago

This is why I internet, ppl

pastbriton.bsky.social•6 days ago

Really captures his essence.

jke-il.bsky.social•6 days ago

Ann Telnaes for the WIN

mhairiforrest.bsky.social•6 days ago

Putin made it very clear where the power lies when he permitted Russian TV to broadcast Melania's nude pictures the day after the election.

Vladimir respects tr*mp in the same way Donald respects Ted Cruz & Marco Rubio.

ohiolandmarks.bsky.social•6 days ago

hey, you're that racist cartoonist

orlamccool.bsky.social•6 days ago

This is a good one! 😃👍🏻

briantarbell.bsky.social•6 days ago

Thats the president you're critiquing dude.

phocionsghost.bsky.social•6 days ago

welshrarebit.bsky.social•6 days ago

Best to assume the Russians have had his number ever since he started going over there in the 1980s.

caper55.bsky.social•6 days ago

Most do, it’s not that hard to see.

leesylou.bsky.social•6 days ago

Loving the use of merkin here!

baseball09.bsky.social•6 days ago

DUH

coppergrand.bsky.social•6 days ago

B.S. I don’t believe a word from Trumps mouth.

johannes52.bsky.social•6 days ago

Doesn't take a genius to recognize that. So maybe he *is* also a moron.

nichasleft.bsky.social•6 days ago

merkin…topped. he doesn’t even know how to accessorize properly

pomwhisperer.bsky.social•6 days ago

The entire world knows he's the dumbest m'er f'er. But in this country, we have a population that's 1/3 'own the libs' and 1/3 barely able to function--both running on right-wing propaganda.

tobysmypup.bsky.social•6 days ago

Useful idiot is more succinct.

maggwheel.bsky.social•6 days ago

I didn’t think another all-time great epithet could he coined at this late date, but “malleable merkin-topped dope” is certainly up there!

sharmanh.bsky.social•6 days ago

Best one I read many years ago, "Merkin-Crested Yam"

hamspatula.bsky.social•6 days ago

“merkin-topped” 😂☠️😂☠️

arnfinnarnesson.bsky.social•5 days ago

COULD THIS BE THE BEGINNING OF A TOUGHER LINE AGAINST PUTIN, AND LESS UNDERSTANDING OF PUTIN’S “PEACE TERMS,” OR IS THIS JUST ANOTHER INTERMESSO INTENDED FOR THE HOME AUDIENCE?

(One can at least hope for a fair outcome...)

grumpygrammy.bsky.social•5 days ago

I don't believe a word of it. They had a 2 hr. "great call" and I think they discuss other things like weapons, and intelligence on where would Putin hurt them the most. I think he and Vlad are putting on another show.

chiffonelle29.bsky.social•6 days ago

“Merkin-topped!”
Fucking platinum skeet, Shauna!

msthingy.bsky.social•6 days ago

😂

bluehelio.bsky.social•6 days ago

marketdf.bsky.social•6 days ago

He needs to get one for his neck.

It creeps me out lookin at that thing just flapping open like that.

lollyblue.bsky.social•6 days ago

Dude, you’re fucking with the wrong guy. Good luck.

geninz.bsky.social•6 days ago

He obviously doesn't know Putin at all not like the rest of us do. Trump needs to take off his rose tinted glasses or at the very least give them a bloody good clean. Trump seems to have trouble seeing reality these days. Gaza land grab Trump have a good look at what is going on there.

tootall64.bsky.social•6 days ago

lostcausenation.bsky.social•6 days ago

He'll be back to submitting to and applauding his mentor by tomorrow. There are only two consistent things about Trump: His inherent affection for Putin and his constant inconsistency.

x747.bsky.social•6 days ago

MERKIN!!!

Ha ha ha - love it!

I won’t be able to look at him ever again without laughing my ass off 🤣

queenky2323.bsky.social•6 days ago

trump is more than surprised he is stupid and everyone knows it

johnpaulhi.bsky.social•6 days ago

Never had to fire a shot or spend a cent. What a deal

sailbarque.bsky.social•6 days ago

Worth looking up!

ofisnotaverb.bsky.social•6 days ago

I would never underestimate Putin, he has an animal cunning. He has singlehandedly dragged Russia back to the days of Josef Stalin

holliwinters57.bsky.social•6 days ago

Trump reminds me of the kid who doesn't want to do the work to get an A in school but expects to be the school valedictorian at graduation.

wilhelmusjanus.bsky.social•6 days ago

Note dope.
Fellow mafia, just like Giuliani & Witkoff.

https://bsky.app/profile/wilhelmusjanus.bsky.social/post/3lmp5sccbsc2x

drwilke.bsky.social•6 days ago

You win the internet today!

Such a fantastic description!

miahjere.bsky.social•5 days ago

Putin fakes a lot, even liking Trump who is just a toy to him.

gregaden.bsky.social•6 days ago

Old man ranting about the obvious- a dislike of killing.

shadur.bsky.social•6 days ago

Oh, he /loves/ killing. Especially when it happens to people he doesn't like or on his orders.

nanahagg.bsky.social•6 days ago

Trumpty is the only one that doesn’t see this

jehbee.bsky.social•6 days ago

Ironically, Trump is literally the only person “surprised” by this.

deliawilson.bsky.social•6 days ago

Gads. I’m a reader, writer and English teacher. I had to look up merkin! Where did you come up with that?

goldengateblond.bsky.social•6 days ago

I’m so sorry 😂

deliawilson.bsky.social•6 days ago

lol!

wanderinglord.bsky.social•6 days ago

Merkin topped. Perfect.

mbick.bsky.social•6 days ago

Trump has finally run into somebody who is more Trump than Trump

norlaskan.bsky.social•6 days ago

Dope or dupe?

dramaticowl.bsky.social•6 days ago

Why not both?

norlaskan.bsky.social•6 days ago

Excellent point

kavavita.bsky.social•6 days ago

“Merkin-topped” is delightful.

puppydelay.bsky.social•5 days ago

Which is EXACTLY WHY Putin wanted TRUMP! HE IS MALLEABLE and easily controlled!

gomrath.bsky.social•6 days ago

Totally. It's about time. #Felon47 acted in the best interests of his country and not his own personal business interests.
He's running 🇺🇸 like his own business. 😥

rilesthedog.bsky.social•6 days ago

Trump may be mad at Putin but Putin is VERY happy with Donnie

freddiefan2.bsky.social•6 days ago

Poor Donald-He doesn't know that Putin made a fool of him in front of the entire world.

minordamage.bsky.social•6 days ago

'I know for a fact that Vlad didn't do it because he was right there in the room with me when the missiles struck!
Air tight alibi!'

dhaugeranville1786.bsky.social•6 days ago

Everybody knows who the moron is

bergerbeebs.bsky.social•6 days ago

What a clown.

a-smile-4u.bsky.social•6 days ago

100%. KGB and he's playing #MUSHROOMdon like a balalaika.

standup4truth.bsky.social•6 days ago

Yup… I had to look it up too - "Merkin" has multiple meanings, including a pubic wig and a cannon cleaning mop. As a pubic wig, merkins originated in 15th century England and were worn by sex workers to conceal shaving and scarring from syphilis treatments…