oh my god, JD Vance got up and every time he waited for applause it was like six people clapping and THEN HE SAID TODAY IS HIS WEDDING ANNIVERSARY and barely anyone clapped
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I think the brief for a second running mate was, "Weirder than Pence, more willing to violate the Constitution, with an even more punchable face, and younger, but with less charisma."
dude’s delivery is juuuust like an evangelical preacher, including the awkward self-deprecating “I’ll get in trouble if I don’t show off my wife guy credentials”
that’s the pastor energy I’m getting, they’re always talking about how obsessed they are with their hot wives but they have to frame it like “I’ll get in trouble if I don’t say this”
So he thanked his wife for everything she does for our country? "I love ya honey and thank you for everything you do for our country". Was there a pre-"perade" party for all of the cabinet members?
what did he mean by the first half lmao? “Don’t want to stand between soldiers and the main event” idk I’ve been to over a hundred concerts in the last decade and the audience vets have never ganged up to shoot up an opening act, even when the act is this fucking lame 😂
yeah but that eyeliner game is on point can't wait for him to do full drag next I can see it ...he still gonna be boring as shit but a fun cringe watch
People were probably shocked because they understood that saying it was his wedding anniversary was tantamount to upstaging Trump, who loves being the center of attention.
You left out the best part - he thanked his wife for her “service to our country” 😳! Not for her love, not for her companionship, not even for being the higher earner while he was in the Senate. Was this marriage made in a smoke-filled room? in hell? Is there a difference?
Di k head you are married to a brown person that your Amerika hates … the fact that your brown wife is still with you speaks miles to her weakness and both of your pathetic existence … fuck all of you uber hypocritical existence
Maybe because they’re not sure *whose* flag this day is for.
The US Dept of Defense issued this “Flag Day” post, featuring only part of a rumpled up US flag shoved to the side, and TWO representations of the Russian flag featured in an honored position above the DOD seal.
I keep telling myself do not give into temptation and create an AI image/video/song of the couch fucker dressed up like Marilyn Monroe singing Happy Birthday to his top. I would go to hell and deserve it.
Comparison of NPR footage and fox footage of the podium speeches shows that fox added a false audio cheering/ applause track to their broadcast, just like a sitcom would add a laugh track.
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Also, seemed to avoid naming his wife….
After all, I think we can all agree that every woman longs to be thanked by her husband for what she does for her country.
https://youtu.be/yKK2AIHwZpY?si=TqG6P3-s1K6CrHkY
Dude! Why should we care?!
That would have killed.
Thank you!
Oh, waiter, no more cake for me, this is too rich!
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The US Dept of Defense issued this “Flag Day” post, featuring only part of a rumpled up US flag shoved to the side, and TWO representations of the Russian flag featured in an honored position above the DOD seal.
https://bsky.app/profile/rieckhoff.bsky.social/post/3lrluww536s2x
p.s. Isn’t six people everyone there?
Somebody slept on ( with) the couch last night.
Usha, you can do better!
Usha, hello 👀
That's was brutal but he deserves nothing more
How embarrassing
Fucking hilarious.