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A writer by hobby, a nobody by trade. Lover of all things horror. Politically progressive. One self-published novel, Felix Colt Knows Pain, available on Amazon. https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:vmecdrychbtp65evvliujnwz/feed/aaacbcic6hr2g
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I just watched the 2004 Salem's Lot and I can't believe I'm saying this but...it WASN'T BAD. 🤯

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A dad sneeze so powerful it inappropriately flirted with the Chili's waitress.

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JFC

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I love that anyone can make a podcast and be successful, but being a broadcaster is still a skill. I tried listening to a podcast but one of the hosts said "you know" SO much that eventually I couldn't focus on anything else and had to stop.

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Going to Universal's Halloween Horror Nights this October and so far the only haunted house announced is Fallout. I don't know what that is but I'm sure it will be fun.

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I know I built this site much better than the other place because I still haven't blocked a single person. Okay, I've muted countless people, but still.

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How about them effing Pacers. What I've learned this postseason: whatever you do DO NOT lead at halftime!

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People like Musk and Trump consider guys like me beta soy boys cuz I'm on the Left, but I bet those soft hand motherfuckers can't drive a forklift.

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People giving me the side-eye because I'm drinking a Gatorade and there isn't an ounce of sweat on me.

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Elon discovering he's far less popular than Donald effing Trump may be too much for him to handle. He might have to go tan his bizarrely shaped torso on a yacht for a while.

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At the gym stabbing trial: Your Honor, he said he wanted to be cut.

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There's a guy at work who thinks my name is Steve and I've had so many opportunities to correct him but I just don't care.

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One of the best visual gags in any movie: PUPPET SHOW AND SPINAL TAP

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Anyone wanna start a banana factory with me? No tariffs!!

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DNC Headquarters today: "I mean, Musk 2028 has a nice ring to it!"

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It will be easy for right-wingers to turn their backs on Musk and side with Trump. They hate electric vehicles anyway. What I'm concerned about is how quickly liberals will forget the last 5 months and embrace Musk with open arms.

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So...has MSNBC offered Elon Musk a primetime show yet?

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Real talk: I've never cared about anything as much as a lot of people seem to care about getting their hands on a Switch 2.

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