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A writer by hobby, a nobody by trade. Lover of all things horror. Politically progressive. One self-published novel, Felix Colt Knows Pain, available on Amazon. https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:vmecdrychbtp65evvliujnwz/feed/aaacbcic6hr2g
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I'm still holding out hope that Barron Trump is going to rebel against the family and become a left-wing activist.

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Makes sense. Ineffective incumbents are the lifeblood of the Democratic Party.

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I'm seeing SO MANY similarities between LA and 2020 Portland. The revved-up misinformation, the "city is burning" rhetoric, the fact that out-of-state RW agitators are the ones instigating things and causing the majority of violence. Difference is, now the agitators are federally funded.

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Finally stole candy from a baby and it was as easy as I'd heard but none of you fuckers warned me about the enraged parents.

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Describe your favorite movie in the most misleading way possible. A young couple fails to read the fine print in their NYC rental agreement.

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This will sway the upper class Democrats who watch MSNBC and say Never Trump Republicans Nicole Wallace and Michael Steele are spot on!

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I only like fine art.

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If I was still in the military I like to think I would refuse to go to Los Angeles if ordered. (Granted, it would've been very unlikely since I was in the Navy, but still.)

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I just watched the 2004 Salem's Lot and I can't believe I'm saying this but...it WASN'T BAD. 🤯

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

A dad sneeze so powerful it inappropriately flirted with the Chili's waitress.

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JFC

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I love that anyone can make a podcast and be successful, but being a broadcaster is still a skill. I tried listening to a podcast but one of the hosts said "you know" SO much that eventually I couldn't focus on anything else and had to stop.

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Going to Universal's Halloween Horror Nights this October and so far the only haunted house announced is Fallout. I don't know what that is but I'm sure it will be fun.

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I know I built this site much better than the other place because I still haven't blocked a single person. Okay, I've muted countless people, but still.

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How about them effing Pacers. What I've learned this postseason: whatever you do DO NOT lead at halftime!

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People like Musk and Trump consider guys like me beta soy boys cuz I'm on the Left, but I bet those soft hand motherfuckers can't drive a forklift.

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People giving me the side-eye because I'm drinking a Gatorade and there isn't an ounce of sweat on me.

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Elon discovering he's far less popular than Donald effing Trump may be too much for him to handle. He might have to go tan his bizarrely shaped torso on a yacht for a while.

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At the gym stabbing trial: Your Honor, he said he wanted to be cut.

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There's a guy at work who thinks my name is Steve and I've had so many opportunities to correct him but I just don't care.

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One of the best visual gags in any movie: PUPPET SHOW AND SPINAL TAP

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