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Not to brag, but I can eat an entire serving of ramen with the bowl balanced on my sternum as I watch television in lying in bed.
Not to brag, but I can eat an entire serving of ramen with the bowl balanced on my sternum as I watch television in lying in bed.
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I’m just boasting cos I can accidentally store about a cup of popcorn down the front of my bra when I go to the cinema.
I can store an Easter ham under there.
GAH!
I just tried and, well, burns in places. Sensitive places.
(Don’t worry about the typo; it is a much lesser offense than if you had said “laying on bed”.)
Not that you would ever do that.
💙🙏🏻
…on bed (yikes)