A man walked up while I vacuumed out my car in my driveway.
‘Can I help you?’
New neighbor, ‘I have a shop vac, you don’t need to use a vacuum’
‘No, I’m fine’
‘You really should use a shop vac’
‘This gets the nooks & crannies, so goodbye’
‘I’m trying to help’
‘Go home before I hurt your feelings.’