'Bellend’ - noun - definition: 1) British slang for an annoying or contemptible person 2) Elon Musk - ThreadSky

everyonehateselon.bsky.social • 68 days ago

'Bellend’ - noun - definition:

1) British slang for an annoying or contemptible person
2) Elon Musk

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mcqueenite.bsky.social•68 days ago

& means a knob

andydaly.bsky.social•68 days ago

While we’re at it… do all of our American cousins know what ‘trump’ means in British slang?

ponderossa.bsky.social•67 days ago

🤣🤣 Meta- no 🤣🤣... márchate de Whap y facebook

allergill.bsky.social•66 days ago

I have tried to - all my American and Canadian friends knew it was 'Fart' or 'bum burp' as I tell my great-granddaughter. 😘

gemandmoll.bsky.social•63 days ago

Yes it means fart.

halimabr.bsky.social•67 days ago

(intransitive verb) also means to expel gas through the anus

thommo1964.bsky.social•57 days ago

A bellend is a cock glans. Because it's shaped like a bell and it's at the end of the shaft.

dc-757.bsky.social•68 days ago

That’s not what it means…

disqualified.bsky.social•56 days ago

It’s possible to have more than one definition.

It’s not just a village in England.

donnyoh.bsky.social•68 days ago

it actually means prick

ponderossa.bsky.social•67 days ago

En español, es un capullo 🤣🤣🤣 ...¡Genial!

zilasius.bsky.social•58 days ago

Gotta love British slang lol.

alissa914.bsky.social•58 days ago

UK: Elon is a bellend

US South: Elon? Bless your heart

US North: Elon? That man can go fuck himself sideways with a pinecone dipped in sriracha pointed backwards to cause the most pain.

bloodraven43.bsky.social•63 days ago

😆

oliviaquinn.bsky.social•68 days ago

rocketsfriends.bsky.social•64 days ago

Definition for the yanks: I had to look it up. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Dictionary
Definitions from Oxford Languages · Learn more
bell·end
nounvulgar slang•British
the glans of the penis.
an annoying or contemptible man.
"he is a total bellend and should step down as soon as possible"

thefoodandwinediva.bsky.social•62 days ago

Also, the glans of the penis.

Let’s just say it; Elon’s a dick in any language.

In France: c'est un con
In Ukraine: він Дік
In Germany: er ist ein Arsch
In China: 他是一个家伙。
In Russia: он мудак.

libertyandtruth.bsky.social•68 days ago

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nooboftheyear.bsky.social•61 days ago

A bellend is trump's mushroom, what you get with a peelback; just the tip. You might say a d*#! head.

the4thpip.bsky.social•58 days ago

ginog73.bsky.social•67 days ago

Time for the billboard at Clapham Junction.

nooboftheyear.bsky.social•61 days ago

I'm assuming the one displayed is Euston? I haven't been through there in a couple years.

callistosolo.bsky.social•68 days ago

I've just stumbled across you guys, so glad I've found you. Are you an offshoot of Led By Donkeys?

notabot1000.bsky.social•68 days ago

Please put these on a map! The people of London want to photograph them! :D

ducbuonngu.bsky.social•64 days ago

Am British, can confirm, Elon Musk IS a bellend. But also a knobhead, a wet towel and a soggy biscuit.

thegrimsqueaker.bsky.social•64 days ago

Can we add "cockwomble" to the mix?

ducbuonngu.bsky.social•64 days ago

Please, by all means, cockwomble is a great word.

alasdairj.bsky.social•68 days ago

Unfair on bellends the world over! Give them a break.

billybojangles.bsky.social•58 days ago

Dickhead. It means dickhead.

judeet44.bsky.social•67 days ago

"Bellend" is a quaint and rather old-fashioned term these days..."knob" or "knobhead" is more often used. Still, plenty more posters in the pipeline I'm sure!

noakesington.bsky.social•58 days ago

It’s the perfect insult in that it forced so many American’s to search it up. If it simply said “Elon is a knob,” they’d simply read it and move on. This was so much more effective.

Or am I just stating the obvious?

judeet44.bsky.social•58 days ago

I hadn't thought of it like that...the posters are going up in the UK and only being shared online where Americans can see them, so using "bellend" wasn't chosen to make Americans look it up.

noakesington.bsky.social•58 days ago

Agreed. I was really commenting on the effect it had down there.

iancb67.bsky.social•66 days ago

Long ago in my schooldays being called a knobhead or knob was very common. Nobody used bellend then. Glad to hear an old insult which isn’t too offensive is trendy now. A lot of insults from the 60’s and 70’s should stay there.