I tried playing the world's smallest violin, but it's made by a company owned by Elon Musk so it exploded. - ThreadSky

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marygillis.bsky.social • 81 days ago

I tried playing the world's smallest violin, but it's made by a company owned by Elon Musk so it exploded.

Reposted from CTV News (Unofficial)

This Sask. man bought a Cybertruck to promote his business. Now he fears it made him a target

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truggieri.bsky.social•81 days ago

I’ve said for a while that the Cybertruck is the new Hummer H1. Both serve primarily as mobile billboards for tattoo parlors and smoke shops.

wildgorillaman.bsky.social•80 days ago

OF COURSE he owns a supplement shop!

kabukistar.bsky.social•81 days ago

If the worst way Musk's bafoonery affects your life is that your ugly vehicle gets slightly uglier, consider yourself lucky.

fredsondheim.bsky.social•81 days ago

Your first mistake was playing it - voids the warranty.

claiborne.bsky.social•81 days ago

The model would probably be named something like Fiddling With Myself

tcolahan.bsky.social•81 days ago

I mean he LOOKS like a cybertruck owner, you'd think they'd be happier together! 🤣

lateration.bsky.social•80 days ago

I decided to buy a swastika and drive around in it and people seem to not like that.

k-a-aitch.bsky.social•81 days ago

lmao and he bought it to market his business selling supplements

get rocked buddy

k-a-aitch.bsky.social•81 days ago

"aww but I'm just a widdle smol bean who wanted to buy an insanely expensive, aggressive, dysfunctional vehicle to help market snake oil to lonely and anxious young men! Nothing political about that!"

hypercubexl.bsky.social•81 days ago

his expression and "supplement world" are flawless

yellsatcars.bsky.social•81 days ago

Kinda shocked a guy with a company named "Supplement World" bought a cybertruck
Doesn't seem like the type to fall for Elon's illusions of grandeur

Wait, it's exactly the guy that would fall for that

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