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68 days ago
Cyber Fuc*ed.
#WorldBollardAssociation
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pir8z40.bsky.social
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68 days ago
cc @ai6yr.m.ai6yr.org.ap.brid.gy
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minnesotaboy.bsky.social
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67 days ago
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joejinis.bsky.social
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67 days ago
Best tesla ads ever.
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sidricivo.bsky.social
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68 days ago
Give the bollard a knighthood.
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armandl.bsky.social
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68 days ago
Bollards are born as knights.
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edwardthethird.bsky.social
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67 days ago
It’s art
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oldeluke.bsky.social
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68 days ago
It's the little things.
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soooisme.bsky.social
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64 days ago
😂
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ilbassfisherman.bsky.social
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67 days ago
Now I see why UK & China won't allow them.
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thelonerunner18.bsky.social
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67 days ago
I see the same person deriving one at my local Barnes and Noble
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isbnnumber.bsky.social
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67 days ago
Another accident involving one of Elon Musks 'self-colliding' cars.
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justj43.bsky.social
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67 days ago
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pmspeir.bsky.social
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68 days ago
#CrryBucket
#CryBucketsAlert
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baneink.bsky.social
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67 days ago
Someone should’ve told him, he can’t park that there…
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formulae.bsky.social
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68 days ago
Can’t park there
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cathalfp.bsky.social
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67 days ago
I'm absolutely amazed that the glued on side panels held up so well!
There's hope for Space-X rockets yet!
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caadium.bsky.social
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67 days ago
Since Tesla is no longer buying them back I wonder if there will be a spike in insurance claims totalling these.
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anotherleelee.bsky.social
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67 days ago
Excuse me sir, you can't park there
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uh-really-oh.bsky.social
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68 days ago
Are Tesla Cyber owners purposely wrecking their vehicles, because Tesla is no longer taking Cyber for Trade-in….🧐
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whalebets1.bsky.social
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67 days ago
I feel like this would be typical behavior for all of the #CyberTruck Owners?!
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sophlunamom.bsky.social
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67 days ago
Karma
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off-man.bsky.social
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67 days ago
Just another Chunkwagon hit's the dust...!
Great!
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suchnothing.bsky.social
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68 days ago
Another W for the bollards
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bicyclingpirate.bsky.social
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68 days ago
Thank you for your service, bollard 💪
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borrachoyloco.bsky.social
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67 days ago
Is that one painted Stormtrooper White?
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ashleystone.bsky.social
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68 days ago
that made my day better
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dangerjane.bsky.social
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67 days ago
Whoopsie
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oblivion-spl.bsky.social
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68 days ago
Bollards 1 Tesla 0, finally some good news
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libramonkee.bsky.social
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68 days ago
If you wreck your own swastikaar will the DOJ still consider that domestic tear-or-ism?
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ivote4justice.bsky.social
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68 days ago
Looks like it was driving itself.
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techpriest4.bsky.social
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67 days ago
Looks like it tried to take the third right.
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2phsthen.bsky.social
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67 days ago
Oops
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ibitpichu.bsky.social
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68 days ago
nice job bollard 👍
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msamtani.bsky.social
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68 days ago
Taking a leak??
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mslion.bsky.social
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67 days ago
👍
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wadewarrens.bsky.social
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68 days ago
I mean, people made fun of the Edsel, but no one wanted the designer to be torn limb from limb by teams of wild horses.
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muppetkeeper.bsky.social
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67 days ago
Nice
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corwin007.bsky.social
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67 days ago
is that a public art sculpture?
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janeofearth.bsky.social
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67 days ago
😍
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stoneheft.bsky.social
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15 days ago
It is!
It's lifting its leg to pee, like Elon and all of the alpha males we should be in awe of.
It is self owning to mark its territory!
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stoneheft.bsky.social
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15 days ago
Good doggo!
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bear604.bsky.social
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68 days ago
Stainless Steel Stupid.
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colinmeows.bsky.social
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67 days ago
Lol
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bnr87.bsky.social
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67 days ago
Don't worry. That will be totally fixed in the next Full Self Driving software update. 💥🛻👊
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wannipower.bsky.social
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67 days ago
Who would have thought, (I know, I should have) but you can make a cybertruck look aesthetically pleasing. All it needs is a few bollards!
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heyimspencee.bsky.social
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67 days ago
BAGAHAHAHAHA
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proudrebelscum.bsky.social
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68 days ago
can he be charged with terrorism for hurting a cyber truck?
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natbat71.bsky.social
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68 days ago
Clever bollard,
Who's a good bollard?
You are, you're a very very good bollard, yes you are.
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artsulselva.bsky.social
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68 days ago
Just think of how much joy that little bollard brought to passersby…. it warms the heart
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majorhightide.bsky.social
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67 days ago
Did they wreck it on purpose since they know they can't trade it in now???
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tmg419.bsky.social
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67 days ago
Gee, how did that dumpster get into traffic 🤣🤣🤣
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peregrinamom-sandy.bsky.social
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67 days ago
Hahaha!
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amidumonde.bsky.social
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67 days ago
Driver crashed making an illegal right turn.
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gizzblue.bsky.social
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68 days ago
Theyre committing Hari kari, they themselves, hate they're now nazis 🤣🤣
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randomtruffle.bsky.social
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67 days ago
Another one bites the dust.
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sacha.prins.net
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68 days ago
🫡
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fisher-studio.com
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68 days ago
The rules don’t apply, but the laws of physics still do
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icobbleclogs.bsky.social
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68 days ago
Stealth bollard for the win!
Oh, wait - autopilot didn't see it. Hi-viz bollard for the win!
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neilhoskins.bsky.social
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68 days ago
Oh, nicely done.
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jccaelan.bsky.social
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67 days ago
That poor dumpster must've been pushed into traffic to get stuck like that.
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waynefryback.bsky.social
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68 days ago
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azeke57.bsky.social
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68 days ago
Those cars probably self crash themselves because they look so frigging stupid and are ashamed to be on the street.
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healthbud.bsky.social
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68 days ago
Who ever thought cyber trucks were cool 🤷🏼🙈
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jackiesalsbury.bsky.social
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68 days ago
Just a bollard bollarding in the most excellent way!
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sabersnphasers.bsky.social
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67 days ago
Ha! And it’s only going to get worse for that person if they have to get on the Belt Parkway.
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ink0r.bsky.social
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68 days ago
Damn. Too bad it didn't start on fire
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andreaskyriacou.bsky.social
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66 days ago
But no part seems to have fallen off. So technically everything’s fine and the vehicle doesn’t need to be recalled.
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aldorado1.bsky.social
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68 days ago
what a fucking loser
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guttersnipe1071.bsky.social
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67 days ago
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terg.bsky.social
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67 days ago
Must have used the auto drive.
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shiftyclown.bsky.social
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67 days ago
Deplorian.
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libbybibby.bsky.social
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68 days ago
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kvarnsen.bsky.social
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68 days ago
I hope the bollard is ok
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crosswalkcrusader.bsky.social
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68 days ago
1 down, few thousand more to go
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stevethdemocrat.bsky.social
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67 days ago
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ladystardust64.bsky.social
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68 days ago
Is that how a cybertruck self-parks? 🤷♀️
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upalag.bsky.social
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67 days ago
Does my heart good to see this! Thanks for sharing! I hope it hurt more than their wallet!
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canuckisaslur.preg4pay.biz
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68 days ago
You know you're allowed to swear on bluesky, right
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spooknine.bsky.social
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68 days ago
Bollard always wins
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richardman11.bsky.social
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68 days ago
I will put that the other way : one always loses against a bollard.
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psbwon.bsky.social
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68 days ago
A thing of absolute beauty
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phlox1.bsky.social
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67 days ago
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uphillwheezer.bsky.social
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68 days ago
Finally, a Cybertruck showing its true offroad potential.
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tmwillia.bsky.social
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66 days ago
While trying to get on the Belt Parkway! Should have taken the BQE to Grand Central.
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tonistarkiii.bsky.social
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67 days ago
👀👀👀
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aferaldavid.bsky.social
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68 days ago
you love to see it
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aaronhenry75.bsky.social
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67 days ago
Ugly ass truck
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randomtruffle.bsky.social
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67 days ago
Fugly😂
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aaronhenry75.bsky.social
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57 days ago
Ya mammie bitch
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happyhiram.bsky.social
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67 days ago
Dictionary
Definitions from Oxford Languages Dictionary
tessellated
adjective
Denoting or characterized by a pattern of repeated shapes, especially polygons, that fit together closely without gaps or overlaps.
"a tessellated sidewalk”
Indeed!
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gruffbilly3.bsky.social
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67 days ago
Attempt at Three K Turn failed because steering wheel will never turn left.
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misterrad.bsky.social
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67 days ago
Every time a Swasticar Cyber truck is wrecked and an angel gets its wings.
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crazyirishmen.bsky.social
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67 days ago
Surprised it didn’t fall apart.😂😂😂
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sfurbanist.bsky.social
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67 days ago
Surprised its not already engulfed in flames
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genxbegetsgenz.bsky.social
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68 days ago
What a lovely start to the weekend! Thanks for the pick-me-up 😜
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gigi3216.bsky.social
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67 days ago
They always park in the wrong spot.
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pochamoto.bsky.social
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68 days ago
Lovely.
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jbpwfawtvo.bsky.social
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68 days ago
Bollard facing terrorism charges
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cathalfp.bsky.social
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67 days ago
The driver just got a face tattoo from ICE so they could deport him to El Salvador....
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colinfry.bsky.social
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68 days ago
Definitely Cyberstuck
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hardgeeklife.bsky.social
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67 days ago
"You can't park there"
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unchained-malady.bsky.social
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68 days ago
I'm impressed that it didn't send up a mushroom cloud on impact
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immunologyphd.bsky.social
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67 days ago
I bet the driver did nazi that pole.
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melliepie.bsky.social
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67 days ago
That's unfortunate.
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moremoxee.bsky.social
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67 days ago
🤣
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partoftheproblem.bsky.social
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67 days ago
🤣🤣🤣
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wewereright.org
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67 days ago
nah, that's just the "Self Jack" mode engaged.
Elon has a lot of that.
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bryanrva.dev
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68 days ago
@down.blue
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down.blue
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68 days ago
⬇️
https://down.blue/?url=https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:wbab5kefzm3if4f7dvhxxll4/post/3lml4w7fphk2d
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whore-shack.bsky.social
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67 days ago
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yzerbaz.bsky.social
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68 days ago
Bollard freedom fighter strikes back for the proletariat against the twaterati
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singletonwayne.bsky.social
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67 days ago
@anotherjon.bsky.social much to interpret here
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anotherjon.bsky.social
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67 days ago
So much.
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bullmastiffla.bsky.social
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67 days ago
I love no one is stopping to help. 😂😂😂
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spicecream.bsky.social
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67 days ago
Truly natural selection
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mmdoza.bsky.social
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67 days ago
Another destroyed cyberjunk!
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craigmuth.bsky.social
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67 days ago
HA HA
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tonyconn.bsky.social
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67 days ago
Not the bollard's proudest win, I'm sure.
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garethaethwy.bsky.social
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67 days ago
Oh, a win is a win, and if I were a bollard I'd be over the moon taking a swastikar out...
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tonyconn.bsky.social
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67 days ago
Maybe so, lol. I just think there are mightier opponents out there.
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garethaethwy.bsky.social
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67 days ago
Yeah but satisfaction must play a part too?
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cosmiccat223.bsky.social
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67 days ago
Heard Island comments…
“Oopsies poopsies.”
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partiallyconvinced.bsky.social
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67 days ago
Risky driving that close to it.
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el-condor-pasa.bsky.social
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67 days ago
Bro drivers, amirite?
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nedleysoffice.bsky.social
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67 days ago
Welcome to the resistance, bollard.
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grannyblue4.bsky.social
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67 days ago
Looks like someone or something wasn't paying attention to their driving.
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ringwoodrambler.bsky.social
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67 days ago
Ooooops!
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ostbro.bsky.social
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67 days ago
A pole can slice it like a block of cheese 🤪
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shiftyclown.bsky.social
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67 days ago
Apparently the wheels are glued on too.
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motbevron.bsky.social
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66 days ago
Closer than you think
https://bsky.app/profile/wesnotfewer.bsky.social/post/3lhi2md3osk23
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casino96.bsky.social
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67 days ago
It even gets stuck on geometry like a PS1 car
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gavinwhenman.bsky.social
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67 days ago
christ, I really hope the bollard's okay
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jmawork.bsky.social
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68 days ago
thank you for your service bollard 🫡
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stoneheft.bsky.social
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15 days ago
He might win if it's insured...
He could get 60% of what he paid from insurance...
Rather than the 17% value of that dumpster.
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dennis-moore.org
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67 days ago
3½ tons of crap weighs more than my van.
That boy misjudged the traction on a cold glossy road.
I bounced off a roadsign once and got a slight scuff.
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gelijkoversteken.bsky.social
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68 days ago
Are bollards woke? 😀
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writerfrog99.bsky.social
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68 days ago
Apparently so
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shebikes21.bsky.social
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68 days ago
Bollard - 1
Cyber - 🤣🤣🤣
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davidgerard.co.uk
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67 days ago
Lending my full and unalloyed support to Comrade Bollard
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#CryBucketsAlert
There's hope for Space-X rockets yet!
Great!
It's lifting its leg to pee, like Elon and all of the alpha males we should be in awe of.
It is self owning to mark its territory!
Who's a good bollard?
You are, you're a very very good bollard, yes you are.
Oh, wait - autopilot didn't see it. Hi-viz bollard for the win!
Definitions from Oxford Languages Dictionary
tessellated
adjective
Denoting or characterized by a pattern of repeated shapes, especially polygons, that fit together closely without gaps or overlaps.
"a tessellated sidewalk”
Indeed!
Elon has a lot of that.
“Oopsies poopsies.”
https://bsky.app/profile/wesnotfewer.bsky.social/post/3lhi2md3osk23
He could get 60% of what he paid from insurance...
Rather than the 17% value of that dumpster.
That boy misjudged the traction on a cold glossy road.
I bounced off a roadsign once and got a slight scuff.
Cyber - 🤣🤣🤣