Pope Francis is dead even in his race with other cardinals to have breakfast in his armchair. - ThreadSky

bencollins.bsky.social • 125 days ago

Pope Francis is dead even in his race with other cardinals to have breakfast in his armchair.

Pope Francis passed another peaceful night in hospital, "got up and had breakfast in his armchair", the Vatican said Thursday, the day after reporting a slight improvement in his condition.
https://u.afp.com/SotH

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chbp.bsky.social•125 days ago

did he have a papal shit with divine relish?

mlip16.bsky.social•125 days ago

Is Elon going to buy the smoke

triciajim.bsky.social•125 days ago

lol what smoke

mlip16.bsky.social•125 days ago

The smoke the Vatican uses when announcing a new Pope

recluse2567.bsky.social•125 days ago

Any word on JD?

whyaduck.bsky.social•125 days ago

Those first four words. Not your first rodeo I see.

triciajim.bsky.social•125 days ago

lol seriously

earthtree33.bsky.social•125 days ago

Ahhh

The calm before the storm...

✨️

betterangelsrise.bsky.social•124 days ago

You don’t have to like the Pope, but please be respectful of the over 1 .4 Billion Catholics in the World.
When did it become ok to mock someone’s religion?
Maybe you should take that over to Elon Musks site

jbonewald.bsky.social•125 days ago

Maybe shouldn't start your sentence with "Pope Francis is dead" ;) I had to read that three times.

wordyanchorite.bsky.social•125 days ago

I came here to post the same thing, except I managed to calm down enough to look at the quote post first and, well, that's the joke

wooble.geoffreyspear.com•125 days ago

Tim Onion would never make a joke!

pineapplepizza123.bsky.social•125 days ago

why do senior citizens on the verge of death get to make decisions for young people?

null.band•125 days ago

Did he have eggs Pope Benedict XVI?

mzcreant.bsky.social•125 days ago

JFC

grifflez.bsky.social•125 days ago

Pope Francis gives up the ghost after realization he was communing with the wrong spirit, a deeply embarrassing exchange for all involved.

bee-rad-seattle.bsky.social•125 days ago

You had me there

sugarcubedog.bsky.social•125 days ago

I read he’s dead before realizing he wasn’t dead.

94044qb.bsky.social•125 days ago

stevie1666.bsky.social•125 days ago

The way he looked recently I’d say he’s pretty good at beating the others to any meal.

novaquinn78.bsky.social•125 days ago

Pope Francis has left us… wondering what he will have for breakfast tomorrow.

rreardon.bsky.social•125 days ago

Why do i have feeling his replacement will return us to those Nazi sympathizing days of yore

alexbrooks.bsky.social•125 days ago

Zaslav already in talks to greenlight "The MAGA Pope".

weathergod.bsky.social•125 days ago

holemanb.bsky.social•125 days ago

Grammarly is free! 🤦‍♀️

asharpie.bsky.social•125 days ago

As all the world awaits Trump's nomination to replace him.

I'm going with Jim Bakker.

awholeskeptic.bsky.social•125 days ago

I dunno, I would have figured Trump to be a more of a Jimmy Swaggart fan - what with the whores and all.

14balis.bsky.social•125 days ago

Me personally, i see trump as a trump kinda guy

asenathmagic.bsky.social•124 days ago

Trump will proclaim himself Pope. The fact he isn’t Catholic or a cardinal is immaterial.

asharpie.bsky.social•124 days ago

He's already three of the four letters there.

asenathmagic.bsky.social•123 days ago

They should ordain him. That would prove once and for all if God exists.

If God did exist, I’d expect a bolt of lightning to strike him right on Trump’s stupid orange head.

lkd98.bsky.social•125 days ago

Let’s always remember that the catholic religion still has priests that still are molesting children and the CATHOLIC RELIGION is still protecting pedophile priests. I was catholic but I am sure there are a lot of other religious horror stories.

elijahack12.bsky.social•125 days ago

sstein.bsky.social•125 days ago

Pope Francis has kicked the bucket that was in his way and now he can continue walking.

ralebc.bsky.social•125 days ago

Pope Francis is no longer with us, at the Vatican, confirming he’s still in the hospital.

tylerontheinternet.bsky.social•125 days ago

Pope Francis has sadly left us today. He's going to a nice restaurant to enjoy some good food, he'll be back later.

luciust.bsky.social•125 days ago

Points

angiedaytripper.bsky.social•125 days ago

Schrodinger's pope

captainles.bsky.social•125 days ago

It's a Trinity thing. He's either dead, alive or out to lunch. Or all three.

cmdrstalwart.bsky.social•125 days ago

Basic Quantum Trinity Superposition, yeah.

triciajim.bsky.social•125 days ago

Absolutely 💯

mrbeastreal.bsky.social•125 days ago

Pope Francis is in Hell or High Water. Did you spot the cameo?

nuggsb.bsky.social•125 days ago

Pope Francis has been shot up with all the necessary drugs for his recovery.

mateoblair.bsky.social•125 days ago

Pope Francis croaked while singing an opera that the phantom wanted sung by Christine!

patrickmoreilly.bsky.social•125 days ago

You really, really have to change your profile description to "not funny American businessman." Because it's not funny, nor are you, bro.

michaelwild.bsky.social•125 days ago

I only had to read first 4 words to smile

triciajim.bsky.social•125 days ago

casamuels.bsky.social•125 days ago

Yeah they're screwing with us. Zero reason not to use "spent" there.

slashdashdot.bsky.social•125 days ago

Pope DidFuqall

matpoulos.bsky.social•125 days ago

Before passing, Pope Frances waited for LeBron to set the screen.

ted808.bsky.social•125 days ago

Pope Francis DIED
laughing at his own joke — what a card.

jonterrence.bsky.social•125 days ago

A least god doesn't play favorites. Daily he ignores, equally, the prayers of thousands of children caught up in sex trafficking along with all the cardinals, bishops, priests, and other child molestors in the RC church when they "pray" for this feeble old imbecile.

tylerontheinternet.bsky.social•125 days ago

Pope Francis has been pronounced dead at his hospital bed. He was then transferred to a better hospital where doctors upgraded his condition to "Alive."

ericppk.bsky.social•125 days ago

The Pope is dead! Dead tired of not eating armchair breakfast.

triciajim.bsky.social•125 days ago

Too bad

6to12elbow.bsky.social•125 days ago

Gahhh!!!!

luciust.bsky.social•125 days ago

Points

triciajim.bsky.social•125 days ago

You think so ?

luciust.bsky.social•125 days ago

I’ve got a whole bunch of points to give out, and i deemed this worthy

michellelynk.bsky.social•125 days ago

This is so very subtle, and so very good. 💋

tweetstheirown.bsky.social•125 days ago

jwar.bsky.social•125 days ago

omg you son of a bitch

k7el.bsky.social•125 days ago

The Pope isn’t sick until he’s dead.

fghjikk.bsky.social•125 days ago

Pope Francis dead set on solving today's nyt connections and refusing any hints.

fghjikk.bsky.social•66 days ago

Pope Francis lives in heaven with his friend Jesus now 😢

fghjikk.bsky.social•125 days ago

Pope Francis is dying to see Mickey 17. Says that bong joon-ho is his favorite film maker and that Robert Pattison has proven himself to be a generational talent.

fghjikk.bsky.social•125 days ago

Pope Francis has taken his last breath mint out of his pack of icebreakers, asks cardinal Re to pick up some more along with some scratchers.

fghjikk.bsky.social•125 days ago

Pope Francis has gone to a better place; Dave and Busters, after reservation snafu at Vatican Chilis.

fghjikk.bsky.social•125 days ago

Pope Francis gives up ghost peppers as they've started causing tummy troubles.

fghjikk.bsky.social•125 days ago

Pope Francis perishes at the thought of Goonies sequel. Thinks the first one was perfect and that not everything needs to be a franchise.

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