We’re building 5,000 more things that explode outta nowhere, but they’re shaped like people this time. Lap this shit up please, I’m running out of things I remember from Robocop.
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$TSLA - MUSK: TESLA TO BUILD 5,000 OPTIMUS ROBOTS IN 2025, TELLS STAFF NOT TO SELL SHARES Tesla plans to build 5,000 Optimus humanoid robots in 2025, using its self-driving tech for tasks like walking and catching objects, Elon Musk told employees. Production could reach 50,000
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Me: Hi, I’m Lidia (extends my hand for a handshake)
Optimus: Greetings friend (takes my hand gently for handshake, arm immediately falls off)
Optimus: oops
Sign me up! I’ll take two to go!
Is that like "catching objects" that are thrown at it, or is that like "catching objects" that are running from it?
I needed this laugh.
They have whatever the opposite of imposter syndrome is.
Translation: Catching humans
Like you son that you left on a stage while you pranced off obliviously
This administration (actually it is a regime!) has illegally arrested, detained and/or deported so many people without due process, one of these cases will get through. Then they will deport ANYONE THEY WANT.
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025/mar/21/ice-cornell-university-student-sued-trump-administration?CMP=Share_iOSApp_Other
Apple gets jeered for the Vision Pro, but at least you can actually do useful things with that!
Tesla share went up again while most others dropped
So say we all."
Need 50k robots to walk and catch things?
Probably be light years from hockey, but Canada would still beat the crap out of them. 🤣
Elbows up! 💪
I rather spend my money on a dog which does the same thing.
Second generation roadster was announced in 2017 with planned release before 2020, more than 5 years late now.
Starship was supposed to be complete at least 3 years ago.
List goes on...
We know they will be shit and will catch fire randomly.
Its like the vision of underground high speed pods v slow xeslas in a sewage tunnel reality.
So, there's that.
Give him more ketamine which fuels his deranged mind.
He was counting on more time to pivot Tesla to something else as sales decreased. But he didn't count on... himself screwing that up.