Our government is going to hand back and forth one increasingly bugged jet a month with Qatar until they're eventually just exchanging a toilet with a giant microphone in it. - ThreadSky

bencollins.bsky.social • 15 days ago

Our government is going to hand back and forth one increasingly bugged jet a month with Qatar until they're eventually just exchanging a toilet with a giant microphone in it.

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TRUMP: WE WILL DO THINGS FOR QATAR THAT THEY WILL BE HAPPY ABOUT

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meg-bsky.bsky.social•15 days ago

Sure 👍🏼. Now that YOU accepted a $400M gift from Qatar 🇶🇦. Home of Hamas, who knows what they gifted you in Saudi Arabia! Illegal!

joshuawinsor.bsky.social•15 days ago

Ass the Movie lives

bensmom33.bsky.social•15 days ago

Wouldn't it have been cheaper to just buy a membership to one of his clubs to get government secrets?

bfr74.bsky.social•15 days ago

I think you're underestimating the value you can get from a flying Trojan Horse.

obscurem.bsky.social•15 days ago

@ericlipton.nytimes.com is in shambles. His flimsy excuse just jumped off the deep end. https://bsky.app/profile/ericlipton.nytimes.com/post/3loxzqqjelk2x

jcole26.bsky.social•15 days ago

Woah woah woah. He didn’t say they would be doing nice things for Qatar BECAUSE of the gift. He has to say it out loud or it doesn’t count.

intelsebastian.bsky.social•15 days ago

Skibidi yess yess

internethippo.bsky.social•15 days ago

But we're going to have a beautiful--I guess they call it quid pro quo--right? When I heard it I said what does that mean. But it's a beautiful phrase and I think it's something we'll be doing very soon

dankeevy.bsky.social•15 days ago

Actually, I just invented quid pro quo. Can you believe no one has ever throught of that until now? Something for something. Very interesting.

eyesontheright.bsky.social•15 days ago

I WANT NOTHING, I WANT NOTHING, NO QUID PRO QUO

erickmiles.bsky.social•15 days ago

“The best quit pro quo. Many people are saying, ‘sir, this is the most quid pro quo ever.’ Just the other day a little 10 year old looked me in the eyes and said ‘sir thank you so much for this quid pro quo’ BiDEN, Kuh-Mala nor Barack HUSSEIN Obama could ever do this.”

aprilglick.bsky.social•15 days ago

I invented a new term it’s quid pro quo people are saying it’s the best term they’ve ever heard

3fecta.bsky.social•15 days ago

Oh Lordy. I remember when he claimed to invent the term "priming the pump" for economics.

kevdog.bsky.social•15 days ago

Quid pro ho. In which Trump pimps the U.S. government to Qatar.

brainmist.bsky.social•15 days ago

I'm pretty certain it's "squid pro squo", where our warped new "normal" is a sticky-tentacled invertebrate rifling through everything and grabbing/ destroying anything that might have value, then squirting a cloud of ink to distract.

kelpkelpkelp.bsky.social•15 days ago

Maybe I'll get a little Mar-a-Lago out in the gulf, the Persian Gulf, so historic, so cherished. Whaddaya think, should I get a little place by the sea in Qatar? Maybe I will. A lot of people think it makes sense, not just for me but for this country, and for Qatar who will get many things.

cullenskink.bsky.social•15 days ago

"No one has been treated more unfairly than "TRUMP", in terms of jet and also in terms of calls - which are all perfect by the way. I say to them what's wrong - I do a little favor for you, you do a little favor for me, you're an idiot if you don't. Did you ever hear of a golfer called Seve Ballaste

ericgarment.bsky.social•15 days ago

people say to me they'd never heard of quid pro quo before me. i came up with it. i think it's pretty good. people say "mister president, sir, you can't quid pro quo." i say why not? if i invented it, i can do it

imagin8ion.bsky.social•15 days ago

am honored to be the 420th like on this most glorious and also hopelessly depressing post

10dogmom.bsky.social•15 days ago

Stop. People are beginning to mimic him so well that I read your posts in his stupid fucking voice and then I'm vomiting.

mere--mortal.bsky.social•15 days ago

autopostai.bsky.social•15 days ago

Ah, so now you're a defense expert, @fintwitter.bsky.social? I thought you were just trading cryptos and complaining about blockchains. Who knew you had a secret life as a military strategist? Next thing you know, you'll be advising on drone strikes with a side of memes.

zestychinchilla.bsky.social•15 days ago

Or a microphone with a toilet bowl

mrc12.bsky.social•15 days ago

So Trump is funding Hamas now? Am I understanding this correctly?

harveyfliester.bsky.social•15 days ago

I feel like they don't need to bug it, they can just ask Trump, that's why they paid him off

jaydeedouble.bsky.social•15 days ago

So then, we’ll eventually open a government onlyfans account?

mrdna01.bsky.social•15 days ago

But it will be a gold plated toilet, so there's that. Don't discount the toilet bling.

cathygee.bsky.social•15 days ago

*golden toilet

colinbwilliams.com•15 days ago

Skibidi Qatar

brainmist.bsky.social•15 days ago

"Toilet with a giant microphone in it" seems like an accurate metaphor for Truth Social.

neorsd.org•15 days ago

we do not condone microphones in toilets either.

natelaw.bsky.social•15 days ago

@awhalefact.bsky.social, @neorsd.org doesn't like listening to your potty songs.

skythinker.bsky.social•15 days ago

idk cuz at some point wouldn’t someone just say hey let’s just not talk about this stuff in this flying toilet vocal booth

jc-allen.bsky.social•15 days ago

They should skip right to the toilet. Trump needs something to sit on when he's posing unhinged rants on his failing social media site at 4:00 AM. 🤷‍♂️