Man of the people who definitely knows what the ancient term "groceries" are. - ThreadSky

amsrivera.bsky.social•1 day ago

Is he ok???

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lynette007.bsky.social•1 day ago

Such a big fucking liar

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rubewalker.bsky.social•13 hours ago

I remember the story of the lost colony, where all they found was the word "groceries" carved into a tree.

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comeonforsome.bsky.social•23 hours ago

They were probably very impressed

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mographer.bsky.social•1 day ago

I want to know what he thinks the new term is for things you get at a grocery store. A true journalist would ask him this question at every opportunity until he answers.

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jammaj.bsky.social•1 day ago

He prefers the term “mongers.”

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lisachambers55.bsky.social•1 day ago

Is he fucked up on something? Remember that drug list from the last administration? He needs a drug test.

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colorowdy.bsky.social•1 day ago

The man doesn't shop. He doesn't have a drivers license which is needed to buy bread, or so he thinks.

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adrianshort.uk•1 day ago

It's a pretty accurate term. There's nothing like the word "groceries" to describe groceries.

Metalworking tools, that's not it. The concept of political legitimacy, not even close.

Groceries. Food. Eggs. Way down. Did you enjoy Easter here in the UAE?

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bubbanyarlathotep.bsky.social•1 day ago

I heard that in ye olde days you "shopped" for them!

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therealgarystu.bsky.social•21 hours ago

I'm building a theory that MAGA doesn't actually watch Trump, they just let Ben Shapiro amd Cocaine Charlie Kirk tell them what happened.

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jstmichele.bsky.social•1 day ago

I swear he’s deflecting from the truth of the fact that the cost of everything is through the roof by having everyone talk about his inability to know what the word groceries means.

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richburroughs.dev•1 day ago

It’s so old fashioned. I think the kids call them grubs or something.

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claude77.bsky.social•1 day ago

Pretty soon he'll ban "groceries."

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policyg.bsky.social•1 day ago

The Whitehouse bought hundreds of thousands of eggs for the Easter Egg roll?!?! The guy is in fantasy land. His brain is completely hard boiled.

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karsten.bsky.social•1 day ago

I miss the days when this sort of thing would've been politically damaging.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Supermarket_scanner_moment

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ricst.bsky.social•1 day ago

What about “idiot”? That’s an old term too!

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snow2112.bsky.social•1 day ago

Nobody fucking cares about his stupid stories that go no where.

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1000islandlake.bsky.social•1 day ago

What, pray tell, is a more current version of “groceries”?
Food n Things?

What an absolute fuck.

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divebender.bsky.social•1 day ago

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snow2112.bsky.social•1 day ago

HAHAHAHA

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cmehri.bsky.social•1 day ago

This is exactly the sort of dialog you'd get in a B movie where the alien comedically fails to convince the humans that he's one of them.

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greatwhitesnark.bsky.social•1 day ago

So Trump's an alien? An actual illegal alien?

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cmehri.bsky.social•1 day ago

I'm just saying he's really bad at pretending to be human. I wouldn't want to insult any actual aliens.

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dr-kary.bsky.social•1 day ago

He loves using the new word he learned. GAAD! Could the U.S. have a bigger idiot for a president, it’s pathetic.

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farawayeyes1.bsky.social•1 day ago

What a relief that he brought that word back. I mean, I knew I was missing the word groceries. Hadn’t used it in years. What an orange motherless fuck

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duxfeminafacti808.bsky.social•1 day ago

He hasn’t shopped with a budget, even. He has never had to calculate if he had enough money to by things. Some of us always had to shop like this…🤦🏻‍♀️

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gabemuller.bsky.social•1 day ago

Yeah, totally outdated to buy food!

Seriously, there won't be any come this time next year.

Our farms are about to crash and burn.

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mfan-90210.bsky.social•1 day ago

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calipam.bsky.social•1 day ago

So stupid!

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mattstrongmann.bsky.social•16 hours ago

Yes that's right 😡

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zestychinchilla.bsky.social•1 day ago

See? Only smart people can be wealthy

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banjomel.bsky.social•1 day ago

Didn’t we rip Biden apart for his rambling’s?

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dcarlucci.bsky.social•22 hours ago

Don't tell me this moron graduated college.

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christilton.bsky.social•1 day ago

Two brain cells and five pencils.

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paulmwatson.com•1 day ago

How much could one onion be, Tim? $400?

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owenlars2.bsky.social•1 day ago

i almost want to make a new reddit account so i can go on r/asktrumpsupporters again and submit questions about the term "groceries" until they ban me again.

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kenj1986.us•1 day ago

It's like he latched on to the word "groceries" as the reason he won and now he just keeps repeating it thinking he found the incantation to invoke credulity in anybody listening, like some superstitious baseball player.

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rpmvibes.bsky.social•1 day ago

Befuddled is an old sounding word and fits like a small glove.

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beethovengroup.bsky.social•1 day ago

Groceries are so antebellum

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amencarini.bsky.social•1 day ago

Also eggs down 97-98%

Imagine a CEO spouting that kind of figures to a board meeting

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oldmandork.bsky.social•1 day ago

My wife says grocery prices are NOT down. And I trust her more than I trust the man in the oval office who wishes he were King Midas.

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patriciabronson07.bsky.social•23 hours ago

Walmart CEO just announced today that prices were going up.

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thelizbeth.bsky.social•1 day ago

Why in the fresh hell does this dumbass think groceries is an old term? I mean, I know the answer but why aren't more people asking themselves this?

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tawnikondo.bsky.social•1 day ago

His definition includes that it's a brown bag, carried by a woman, with French bread sticking out.

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tedwritesstuff.bsky.social•1 day ago

To paraphrase..lie..lie..lie..lie..groceries..lie

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brantley222.bsky.social•1 day ago

That fucking dumbass

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baghutch.bsky.social•1 day ago

"It's pretty accurate."

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bluefrommagioh.bsky.social•1 day ago

at least he's picking up a lot more decorating ideas for his golden age oval office!

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brokenpromisedland.bsky.social•1 day ago

Derpsplaining

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jaydeedouble.bsky.social•1 day ago

According to the governments numbers… food is up 0.5% since Feb 2025

And Food “away from home” is up 1.2% since Feb 2025

https://www.bls.gov/news.release/cpi.nr0.htm

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jaydeedouble.bsky.social•1 day ago

By the way… Qatar & the brother of the UAE President just dropped ~$2 Billion into Jared Kushner’s “wealth management” fund

Which 4 years in, has still not made anyone a profit… but Jared Kushner

https://www.reuters.com/business/finance/kushners-affinitys-assets-jump-48-billion-after-gulf-cash-injection-2025-03-28/

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joegofar.bsky.social•1 day ago

This man had never had to say "groceries" his entire life, until he had to use it against Biden. Now he's emphatuated with the word.

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tomplex.bsky.social•1 day ago

You get food from a gross eerie store? This is why I only eat at McDonald's.

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fatsfalafel.bsky.social•1 day ago

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midnight-ninja.bsky.social•1 day ago

Man, I will be surprised if he makes it through his entire term.

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footiusmaximus.bsky.social•1 day ago

He’s bigly smart. Like a jenius!!

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icuk.bsky.social•1 day ago

I can’t even….,.

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lostscot.bsky.social•1 day ago

Christ, he's starting to sound like Herbert from Family Guy too.

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cleveille.bsky.social•1 day ago

losing my sanity daily

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soybot.bsky.social•1 day ago

Many people don’t know this, but “groceries” is Originally an ancient Babylonian term! We have found several references to Piggly Wiggly scribed into stone tablets.

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shenanigoats.bsky.social•1 day ago

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spaceaged.bsky.social•1 day ago

What exactly is the attraction to this Orange LIAR ??..

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mnanamn.bsky.social•1 day ago

He is so full of it!!!

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jeanmchl.bsky.social•1 day ago

Pre-McD era of hugh-man civ

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direwolf54.bsky.social•1 day ago

NYT:

"TRUMP DELIVERS SERIOUS LESSON TO THE SAUDIS ABOUT GROCERIES"

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asharpie.bsky.social•1 day ago

There's also an ancient term I often use in the Trump era, "Dipshit"

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knox377.bsky.social•1 day ago

This man 👆 has no concept of what average Americans do on any given level. Rich, entitled people have no clue the struggles that every other person in America faces on a daily basis. Idiot lives in a bubble. Not fit to hold office.

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sarah-fl.bsky.social•1 day ago

This just gets more and more embarrassing.

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tomtomorrow.bsky.social•1 day ago

I remain entirely convinced that he has confused the word groceries with the word sundries.

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davidwbrown.bsky.social•1 day ago

Oh, I could see that. Also he is infamously out of touch with regular life.

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fmarouetfan.bsky.social•1 day ago

Actually, I think he has it confused with the word “grocer,” which isn’t used as much anymore because the neighbor in Jamaica Estates who owns and operates the small grocery store down the block no longer exists.

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mollieoreilly.bsky.social•1 day ago

Oooh this is a good theory! Or, like, dry goods? It's always fascinating to me how he will half-learn something and then get obsessed with it, and I always want to trace it back to its source. Who got him started on this.

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prokraustinator.bsky.social•1 day ago

The word “groceries” is surprisingly old—the OED has an example of its use from 1436–but I’m almost certain he didn’t know that either.

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paulmwatson.com•1 day ago

Careful, it’s a small hop, skip, jump, and leap from groceries to sundries to tariffs in the mind of the great tangerine.

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edoggthered.bsky.social•1 day ago

Oh, that's a good theory!

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joelcan.bsky.social•1 day ago

Good guess. I sure as hell haven't been able to figure out what he was getting at, but what else is new?

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monax.bsky.social•1 day ago

and he thinks those are tomatoes

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keithflippenactor.bsky.social•1 day ago

This theory rings like a bronze bell - i think you hit it squarely.

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bskwitter.bsky.social•1 day ago

Dry goods.

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kaas777.bsky.social•1 day ago

I think the same. Obvs, great minds…

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soulwithoutaking.bsky.social•1 day ago

I think he's talking to a bunch of guys just like him & not one of them has ever seen the inside of a grocery store.

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inyalowda.bsky.social•1 day ago

Plausible. ✅

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yazikus.bsky.social•1 day ago

That - might actually be it?

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helenkennedy.bsky.social•1 day ago

It's a quagmire for him

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werechicken.bsky.social•1 day ago

I mean, the guys never had to buy his own food ever since he was born of course the word would seem weird to him

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robb4.bsky.social•1 day ago

Groceries meaning ammo, right?

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jordan.orel.li•1 day ago

depends whether you’re talking Imperial or Metric groceries. An Imperial Grocery Basket is a a dozen eggs, a half gallon of milk, a loaf of bread, twenty 9mm bullets, and a pound of ham. The Metric Grocery Basket is similar but swaps the bullets for 1 kilo of potatoes.

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shell4747.bsky.social•1 day ago

Quagmire! Another "old-fashioned" word Trump probably will need explained to him

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chrisonthetrails.bsky.social•1 day ago

Nah, he invented that word

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wastelandrover.bsky.social•1 day ago

Just tell him its a shellfish delicacy.

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alittlemorewicked.bsky.social•1 day ago

You think he knows what ‘delicacy’ means? 💯 He probably thinks that’s the name of one of his granddaughters’ friends.

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ratherodd.bsky.social•1 day ago

It probably is.

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profqueue.bsky.social•22 hours ago

I guess 2019 is old-fashioned now?

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tonysomo.bsky.social•1 day ago

cc: Jake Tapper.

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nobsallowed.bsky.social•1 day ago

It just learned how to pronounce it without spitting on people.

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tonytx10.bsky.social•1 day ago

He never heard Groceries!! Because the help weren’t aloud to speak in front of the family! No really ! No someone like this! Never been to Shop Rite! Pharmacy!! etc .. BIG GUY STRONG GUY TEAR RUNNING DOWN HIS FACE!! FAT SHOT DIDNT WORK SO I took him to buy healthy foods! And Vitamins!!!

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bikerscott.bsky.social•1 day ago

Groceries are down ? I did my grocery shopping today, 47 is FULL OF SHIT ! What is down, is the collective IQ of everyone that must hear that fool speak.

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policyg.bsky.social•1 day ago

I still don't know if he just completely makes up numbers, or if his staff feeds him totally made up numbers to make him feel good. It would be a good bit of investigative journalism!

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l422y.com•1 day ago

wow everythings mcdonalds

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trixiebelden75.bsky.social•1 day ago

Just wondering who uses another term for groceries , market items , doesn’t have the right tone, stuff well could be shoes just wondering

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owens006.bsky.social•14 hours ago

Wait until he finds out about the term "clothing".

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maristisblue.bsky.social•1 day ago

Yeah, about that cognitive test…

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metrochimp.bsky.social•7 hours ago

Aide: "You go to the grocery store and pick up the items you want. Then you pay a the checkout."
Trump: "You what?"
Aide: "You pay for you want to buy. Sir."
Trump: "You pay? Why do that?"
Aide: "At the checkout, Sir, you pay for your groceries then leave."
Trump: "I wouldn't pay."
Aide: "No sir."

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sorkel3.bsky.social•1 day ago

Old man dementia can't keep track of his lies.

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bryyyyguy.bsky.social•1 day ago

The bit about eggs being "down 98%" should be the headline here. President Deals can't even do basic math.

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himself132.bsky.social•1 day ago

But he can do advanced lying. And he's doing more and more of 'the weave' as his condition declines.

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amencarini.bsky.social•1 day ago

Imagine a CEO at an earnings call saying those numbers

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dangfine.bsky.social•1 day ago

Hey- he got the definition right this time. That’s something!

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criterdee.bsky.social•1 day ago

Omfg

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timsugrue.bsky.social•1 day ago

Man I don't know what I did at that... grocery store... other than buy groceries.

What is Wegmans anyways...checks notes....well I'll be it's a Ancient Grocery Store

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mariopro.bsky.social•1 day ago

The ancient 'Groceries' are NOT fine here

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kathiekay.bsky.social•1 day ago

What the hell is he talking about to the heads of ANOTHER COUNTRY ??

GROCERIES ???

THAT is the best conversation he can think of ???

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teammeat.co.uk•1 day ago

Was probably on TV at 3am in the morning.

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mikecavanagh1962.bsky.social•1 day ago

Eggs are down 98% ?? I don’t know exactly what the high was but if it was say $5 that’s now 10 cents !! The man’s a walking talking miracle !!!!!

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tarw.bsky.social•14 hours ago

Something nauseating about 2 billionaires talking about the price of groceries.

A fanciful suggestion that either of them has ever stood at a supermarket checkout

The use of civil aviation as a weapon? Do that one over a mint tea

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happytoast.bsky.social•1 day ago

You know someone said the word in conversation and he said "what's that?"

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longitude0.bsky.social•1 day ago

https://bsky.app/profile/longitude0.bsky.social/post/3lpa276x6w22d

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cindylouwhobitch.bsky.social•1 day ago

Dipshit. 🤡

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markspotsthex.bsky.social•1 day ago

“… and then I’m going to tell him about ‘malls’.”

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ironirma103.bsky.social•1 day ago

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davehaterofracism.bsky.social•1 day ago

TBF friend of mine bumped into Trump in the supermarket once.

If you believe that I have some crypto currency to sell you.

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wonderingaloud.bsky.social•1 day ago

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germanshepardmom.bsky.social•1 day ago

Cringe

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jenny-algies56.bsky.social•1 day ago

Geeze the President of the United States talks SHIT!!!!

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pandrewwillis.bsky.social•1 day ago

this guy gets it

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ericgarment.bsky.social•1 day ago

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hulkling-she-her.bsky.social•1 day ago

the saudis are laughing at americans rn

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rabidinsomnia.bsky.social•13 hours ago

Everybody is

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safty.me•1 day ago

My grocery bill from last night suggests otherwise about the "going down" thing.

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badin03irish.bsky.social•1 day ago

He is absolutely insane.

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wykstrad.bsky.social•1 day ago

How do you do, fellow grocery purchasers.

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annlaabs.bsky.social•1 day ago

Trump's fixation on the sound of the word "groceries" is super weird, even for him.

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rsthomas42.bsky.social•1 day ago

You can always tell the thoughts he has that he's REALLY proud of. He thinks this shit about groceries is pure gold.

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truckle4evr.bsky.social•1 day ago

He's such an imbecile.

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dennisforbes.ca•1 day ago

People pointing out how stupid it was when he first marvelled at the word groceries is precisely why he now keeps revisiting it

The guy's superpowers among his silky-smooth-brain base is that they can't believe something would lean into stupidity so eagerly. So surely it must be smart!

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rockpapersissors.bsky.social•1 day ago

It is such a fun word. (This is painful.)

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mikepipper.bsky.social•1 day ago

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chrismacandcheese.bsky.social•1 day ago

From the Latin "Groce" which means "to gather" and "ries" and ancient slang term for rotisserie chickens.

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thejan6plaque.bsky.social•1 day ago

He has a grasp on the basics of it, almost

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marymacmixes.bsky.social•1 day ago

It's nearly unbelievable how incredibly out of touch he is, but he has never lived a life! He's an empty shell of a person! If he were left alone for a week he'd die because he is that clueless! And there's an entire class of these hollow, soulless beings!

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pmatsey.bsky.social•1 day ago

Trump has never been to a grocery store.

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silly-satan.bsky.social•1 day ago

Dazzling everyone with that 3rd grade vocabulary again. Fucking imbecile.

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moose49.bsky.social•23 hours ago

Imagine Biden saying that.

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royalsprof.bsky.social•1 day ago

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patricklindsey.bsky.social•1 day ago

Gaius Julius Caesar frequently spoke of "groceries"

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linz13.bsky.social•1 day ago

Where are the prices down?

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cnsparks17.bsky.social•1 day ago

We have an ancient term called "cognitive decline."

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hagen-patrick.bsky.social•1 day ago

"We have an old-fashioned word, 'groceries', that all of you English-speaking people won't understand."

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benjiegordon.bsky.social•1 day ago

You can see where this whole thing is going. He's gonna have a very noticeable steep decline for the last 2 years of his term, his people will hide as much as possible and cover it up, and CNN will barely touch the story while still slamming Democrats for covering for Biden's decline.

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ramblinro.bsky.social•1 day ago

Stop in at any Assisted Living facility and you’ll hear the same🙄🤣

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rachely336.bsky.social•1 day ago

There's a great Daily Show about this: https://youtu.be/2NKByZe7kZg?feature=shared

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runningrosesruins.bsky.social•1 day ago

🤣😂

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ronmexico007.bsky.social•1 day ago

Certified Grocery Expert

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wendigray.bsky.social•1 day ago

Where are they "dow". Please tell me.

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marksquared.bsky.social•1 day ago

Yes, Trump's a world class moron

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petedavidsonny.bsky.social•1 day ago

lol

He's a grosser.

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ellz.bsky.social•1 day ago

He is full of what groceries eventually become

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rossman81.bsky.social•1 day ago

Where are the A1 headlines (no relation to McMahon’s A1) talking about his clear mental incapacity and inability to lead as a result?

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thesneebs.bsky.social•1 day ago

Out of all the presidents that you have ever had, Trump is definitely the funniest. Never deliberately of course, but still.

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yaffalyulko.bsky.social•1 day ago

He’s just making up the numbers as he speaks. #MoronicPOTUS!!

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impemboganecue.bsky.social•1 day ago

I love how he's so relentlessly classist that he makes his kids wear suits to go to baseball games, yet he also loves McDonald's with all his heart. He could probably list all the menu items in reverse alphabetical order yet "groceries" is an alien term to him. Remarkable man

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sephirothwolf.bsky.social•1 day ago

The term Groceries come from buying items by the Gross, and little Donnie does indeed know a good deal about being Gross.

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sued4.bsky.social•1 day ago

Dear Leader is wise indeed. He does more than anyone else in history with his 25 word vocabulary.

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jenmercieca.bsky.social•1 day ago

what a f*cking weirdo

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dutchlight360.bsky.social•1 day ago

Where is my covfefe?

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46n2ahead.bsky.social•1 day ago

He’s probably never been inside of a grocery store in his life. Amazed that his fridge is somehow always full of food. Doesn’t even know why. Forgot the name of the person that gets his groceries.

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gigamoron.bsky.social•1 day ago

Bold of you to assume he doesn't have servants bring him McDonald's for every meal

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46n2ahead.bsky.social•1 day ago

I heard he sends his long time loyal body guard to McDonald’s cause they never know when you’re coming so they can’t poison you.

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katehc78.bsky.social•1 day ago

Isn't his diet mostly Maccies burgers? Which wouldn't require a fridge at all

Sorry, that's a local colloquialism that might be specific to the UK... McDonald's burgers.

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46n2ahead.bsky.social•1 day ago

Fast food. He’s full of shit and junk food.

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jenmercieca.bsky.social•1 day ago

He's never looked in the fridge and doesn't know where the kitchen is located. He rings a bell for service.

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dissestablishment.bsky.social•1 day ago

She told me that her dad was loaded
In that case I'll have a rum and coca cola

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rpmvibes.bsky.social•1 day ago

Common People

Score!

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robcodey.bsky.social•1 day ago

So, if groceries is an old word we don't use much anymore, what word are we using instead?

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soybot.bsky.social•1 day ago

Room Service!

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tjamesallen.bsky.social•18 hours ago

Comestibles?

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rivendellthecat.bsky.social•1 day ago

At first I read that he was speaking at a "bilingual" conference and was like oh is he trying to speak lower-class? Like what is that term groceries? I have no idea but see how I can say the word?

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genepenise.bsky.social•1 day ago

All I can think of here, aside from him being a dilettante, is that he absolutely huffs this shit out of his own farts. Just straight-up freebases them.

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elizabethodr.bsky.social•1 day ago

When a politician thinks they need to explain groceries, it tells you how far out of touch they are from average people they govern.
CEO trying to mingle with working families & does all the talking!
Sounds like a absolute, self serving ass!

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japulver.bsky.social•1 day ago

Any thoughts, Jake Tapper?

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carolrd.bsky.social•1 day ago

He prefers the term "vittles"

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synthaholic.bsky.social•1 day ago

And no one in the press will call him a moron. Even in the editorials. It's way past time to drop the gloves. The more he's attacked, the more he unravels.

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