Probably not the Grand Canyon, but rather Nurburgring. Losing control of your McLaren, spinning wildly upside down into the German forest. Befitting the CEO of Global Tetrahedron.
The former Stig seems like a chill guy from what I've seen on You Tube with him recently should get him to cross promote The Onion am sure he'd take to the joke
Either you legally change your name to Tim Onion or you challenge everybody else to a Ben Collins Royale. 99 Ben Collinses dropped onto an island. Last one standing keeps the name.
You realize now you must capture Ben Collins the driver and consume his heart, after which you will be rewarded with superhuman ability to drive tiny cars fast.
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AI is making a list of all divergent.
You will be found (hopefully alive) but the car? Basically despawned.
Now, I don’t believe that’s true but imagine trying to disprove it. 😀
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fuSFdra7Z_Q&t=598s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Zxr-Y-5YyA
All we know is that he’s called The Stig!
Upside Down Supercar
....dying by the life AI defines for us
very apt