“New Bond villain will be a rogue Ukrainian born IRS tax auditor, picking on billionaires and UK domiciled Russian oligarchs who just want to unify Europe under one flag…” - ThreadSky

manmademoon.bsky.social • 121 days ago

“New Bond villain will be a rogue Ukrainian born IRS tax auditor, picking on billionaires and UK domiciled Russian oligarchs who just want to unify Europe under one flag…”

Reposted from Duncan Jones

Oh great…
Blofeld is going to be the good guy now.

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manmademoon.bsky.social•121 days ago

I know. IRS and UK domiciled don’t go together. It’s FICTION, ok?!

tommooreiii.bsky.social•121 days ago

This why I don’t believe in ghosts bc Cubby would clawing his way out if the grave rn

anowlcalledsage.bsky.social•121 days ago

Fiction? 🤔

Musk: Drax - Wants to create off-world colonies populated by "superior" humans
Trump: Goldfinger - In league with Russians, looting Fort Knox, and cheats at golf
Bezos: Blofeld - Wants control global surveillance system
Zuckerberg: Zorin - Wants to wipe out competitors in Silicon Valley

misssneakysquirrel.bsky.social•121 days ago

Working title, “What A Time To Be Alive.”

pritchardsion.bsky.social•121 days ago

HMRC are pretty evil 🤣🤣

northbloke.bsky.social•121 days ago

Villain won't be a tax auditor, they'll be a union rep!

manmademoon.bsky.social•121 days ago

ockenden.com•121 days ago

“The name’s Bond. Corporate Bond”.

theovanamelsvoort.bsky.social•121 days ago

Well at least we know how Mission Impossible is going to end.
With a 19 year old pubescent brat telling Ethan Hunt he's from DOGE and his funding has been cut....

hughkeogh.bsky.social•121 days ago

"No Mister Bond, I expect you to DEI"

paulmcseol.bsky.social•121 days ago

You just know that MI6 will be infiltrated by leftists determined to cripple the economy through socialist reforms and then will violently charge the House of Lords.

041665.bsky.social•121 days ago

I bet Kid Rock gets the theme song now.

dmisemer.bsky.social•121 days ago

Bond will now be bald, dull, witless, and drive a giant penis rocket car, and also get divorced. The bond villain will be the divorced wife.

charlie-ashby.co.uk•121 days ago

“Ah, actually Q that Blofeld fella isn’t so bad when you get to know him. It’s the henchmen who keep striking that are the problem, and what’s wrong with peeing in a bottle while working anyway? - those gold cutting lasers won’t build themselves.”

evilbernard.bsky.social•121 days ago

Bet it comes out before Rogue Trooper. Get to work.

julianrwpower.bsky.social•121 days ago

Looking forward to the eight-part series exploring Bond’s origin story which ends with his recruitment to the Double-Os, is then cancelled before season 2, and I can never buy it on physical media.

nelltheweaver.bsky.social•120 days ago

Bond will have an American accent, won’t he? 🫣

paulbittlestone.bsky.social•121 days ago

"No Mr Bond. I expect you to pay late filling fees!"

theoldduffer.bsky.social•121 days ago

For many years now in cinema, we have used the trope of “Russian mafia“ to describe a particularly vicious type of criminal gang.

Now, any use of the word “Ukrainian“ is going to describe a technologically brilliant Ronin, who will dismantle your entire world if you cross him or her.

Modern SISU.

spk86.bsky.social•121 days ago

Pitching for your next job, Mr Jones?

manmademoon.bsky.social•121 days ago

No. Not in 1000 years.

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