Your IKEA product name is your name spelled backwards with an umlaut. I am ETÄK, a small felted pillow for your pet cat. Inexplicably, there’s a small felt goldfish embroidered on me. - ThreadSky

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katekilla.bsky.social • 181 days ago

Your IKEA product name is your name spelled backwards with an umlaut.

I am ETÄK, a small felted pillow for your pet cat. Inexplicably, there’s a small felt goldfish embroidered on me.

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dasjanssen.bsky.social•180 days ago

I am Säd, a tabletop basket for your remote controls that the cat loves to chew on.

brendashaughnessy.bsky.social•181 days ago

ADNËRB is a customizable shelving system. Never quite right for the many spaces you’ve tried to use me in. Plastic corner-guards pop off easily.

aktange.bsky.social•181 days ago

AËRDRA: a powder-blue, silky canopy that hangs from central ring and turns your small daughter's bed into a fairy lair.

jamesrstrickland.com•181 days ago

Semäj: a cat climbing tree with a lamp at the top that takes led lightbulbs not found outside Sweden.

hhharlow.bsky.social•181 days ago

Somewhat sadly this just makes me HÄNNAH and I think I already exist as a curtain.
😂

katekilla.bsky.social•181 days ago

Oh no!

paperhaus.bsky.social•181 days ago

NYLÖRAC is a storage unit that comes in orange and pink and sells out before you can get to the store.

katekilla.bsky.social•181 days ago

It sounds pretty cool!

usegobos.bsky.social•181 days ago

Lä, a green hanging shade that can be pulled down over your head for me time.

moodybunnie.bsky.social•179 days ago

my name just translates to “nightmare” in Swedish, no ikea furniture :’(

erinwriter.bsky.social•181 days ago

Lolol NÏRE is a seasonal Jul flavor of Swedish meatballs.

drewbryan20.bsky.social•179 days ago

I am WËRD, a green condiment/sandwich spread that tastes like creamed broccoli.

dhubba.bsky.social•180 days ago

I am DIVÄD, a small acrylic martini glass.

amyjelias.bsky.social•179 days ago

YMÄ, a romantic hanging star lamp made of moss that unfortunately has a tendency to catch fire in dry climates

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