oh god can you imagine? If the bag WAS a knockoff bought fro an El Salvadorian street vendor?
Shopping for cheap knockoffs (and not buying american!) while on her vaca- i mean official visit to El Salvador?
My thoughts exactly. If she can't take care of her own stuff, how is she at making decisions to keep US citizens & the Nation safe? I'm not saying this can't happen to anyone but if you're apparently carrying lots of cash, maybe keep an eye on your bag at all time...
Add to the scenario the fact she has Secret Service protection. They somehow missed someone stealing her bag? That can’t be good. Or something..something….
Just maybe SHE is part of MS13 and this was not a theif but a money drop to pay for a "hit" contract. It could have happened. Jus Sayin. Has she been checked for Tatoos?
The cash is way less important than the loss of her phone, passport, DHS security, apartment keys etc. Kristi Noem is a security and blackmail risk, and the Russians know it.
🇨🇦🇺🇦🤔 Correct me if I’m wrong but isn’t Kristi Noem the one who always has some armed beefcakes around her?
$3000 is a lot of dough -
Only thing I can think of is she was heading to the plastic surgeons’ office for another “go” at it.
I wonder what her medication is.
Anti psychotic meds?
Pretend to be human pills?
Puppy killer urge suppressing meds?
Hair extension headache tablets?
Internal Botox?
What, was her purse hanging on the back of her chair and someone just walked by and swiped it?!?! Isn’t she surrounded by protection who should be watching her? What, did she leave it at the table to go to the salad bar?!? JFC.
Plus, I’d imagine every restaurant in DC has security cameras. It shouldn’t take a rocket scientist like Katy Perry to figure this out. We really do live in the dumbest timeline. 🤣
And if she has a security detail, they need to lose their jobs. And if she doesn't, she presumably had a gun in her bag as well, so the carelessness just rose to criminal levels.
Well it said that the thief wasn't unidentified white male wearing a medical mask, so we can no doubt look forward to hearing about how a Black man followed by a pack of rabid immigrants did it by today at noon.
Apparently, she says to treat her family who are in town? Who the hell does that? The rest of us normal people use a credit card. The only reason you carry three grand in cash around is cause you wanna do something that is untraceable.
This is ridiculous. What on earth was she doing carrying around a passport and $3000 in cash in DC? How did someone get close enough to her table to steal the bag with the Secret Service there? As usual, nothing but incompetence.
Now that was a very expensive dinner for her. Why was she carrying her passport and official ID when going to town to enjoy yourself on a family outing. That was stupid to say the least.
Imagine what secrets are on the Signal chats on her phone. Her phone which the bad actor only now needs to find a way to unlock, because god knows she doesn't have her APPS secured in anyway way.
Maybe it was someone being the adult in the room and taking away her phone or a patriot who wants to protect America since these individuals are pretty loose with our security. Who the f leaves their purse somewhere where it can be lifted? Stupid!!!!
Noam is an awful person, but some people carry cash. I have more cash during hurricane season in case the electricity is off for days. I might need gas, a hotel, food. I might need to share with family members. Also, she may want to shop and not be recognized as easily.
Please don’t try to soft sell. These people would lay you down flat if it was to their advantage. It’s like telling a parent that their child is full of energy when he really is a pain in the ass
Claiming someone is a criminal because she carries cash is a distraction from her real crimes, such as slandering and kidnapping people and sending them to a foreign concentration camp without their day in court.
Head of homeland security can’t look after her own handbag.
It’s not just embarrassing it highlights her and her department’s complete incompetence.
You couldn’t make it up.
Good question. I mean, I give the cashier at Dollar General a twenty & the check to make sure it’s real. It’s not like I’m handing them 150 bills at once. (I’m sure Kristi’s bills were larger than 20s.)
Seriously?! The head of homeland security had her purse stolen in a restaurant? What did she do, leave it on a chair with her back to it? Alarm bells are ringing loud
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Noem: ID, passport, credit card, makeup kit and meds.
Police: Anything else?
Noem: umm … Oh yeah! I almost forgot. $3,000!
It was an $8,500 Gucci bag! And it wasn’t some knockoff I bought on the street in El Salvador, like my watch. It was a REAL Gucci.
Shopping for cheap knockoffs (and not buying american!) while on her vaca- i mean official visit to El Salvador?
See, we can do silly conspiracy theories too :P
$3000 is a lot of dough -
Only thing I can think of is she was heading to the plastic surgeons’ office for another “go” at it.
Anti psychotic meds?
Pretend to be human pills?
Puppy killer urge suppressing meds?
Hair extension headache tablets?
Internal Botox?
- The Homeland
Any perception of "good looks" is more like a bad wax-figure, and just icing on the shit cake of a human.
Kind of like their crazy list of threatening demands to Harvard, where they wanted any student wearing a face-mask to be suspended.
Inflation
Eggs
$$$
🤷🏼
Wheelbarrow next
😏
I look up.
Some purses cost more than new car or modest home.
Maybe China cut her deal on unbranded version.
Except I thought soulless fiends were sort of born without them.
She was carrying 3x that amount...
https://www.thecapitalburger.com/menu/food/greens
Can they do A N Y T H I N G right?
The 3 grand is her chump change.
My wife keeps her bag Right there.
3K pocket change !!!!
HEAD of "Homeland Security" and can't keep her OWN Stuff safe???
It’s not just embarrassing it highlights her and her department’s complete incompetence.
You couldn’t make it up.
https://youtu.be/bL-iWz2VhTw?si=vq7oMNYjumJ8v9lE