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2 days ago
BLACK SMOKE APPEARS FROM CHIMNEY OF SISTINE CHAPEL, INDICATING THE CHAPEL HAS A CLOGGED FUEL INJECTOR OR A FAULTY PRESSURE REGULATOR
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evepick.bsky.social
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2 days ago
I ❤️ this thread so much!
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josiahhawthorne.bsky.social
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2 days ago
PLEASE DRIVE THE SISTINE CHAPEL TO THE VATICAN MECHANIC AT YOUR EARLIEST CONVENIENCE
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yfc80.bsky.social
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2 days ago
😆
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bigonenoonions.bsky.social
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2 days ago
how long have you been sitting on this?
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josiahhawthorne.bsky.social
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2 days ago
About thirty seconds before I posted it.
Someone tweeted about black smoke and I went HEY WAIT
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bigonenoonions.bsky.social
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2 days ago
Simultaneously impressed and disappointed lol
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aussiepetec.bsky.social
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2 days ago
Those Cardinals must be toking on some seriously good Lebanese Hash. 😵💫
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uk0bach.bsky.social
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2 days ago
If the chapel enters a runaway condition, RPMs can climb to highly dangerous levels very quickly. To avoid a catastrophic schism, rip off one of the cardinal's hats and stuff it into the air intake.
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atticus59914029.bsky.social
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2 days ago
I’ve got a guy who can check that for them.
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jeffreypschultz.bsky.social
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2 days ago
Are we sure it's not running on diesel and this is within design tolerance when accelerating?
"Black smoke don't mean it's broke"
https://learndiesels.com/diesel-smoke-guide/
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rojo2021.bsky.social
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2 days ago
Or they are smoking fish!
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jerseyjohn1.bsky.social
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2 days ago
Keep an eye out
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tree-05.bsky.social
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2 days ago
Lmao 🤣
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ianmcloud.bsky.social
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2 days ago
Nothing a good chimney sweep can’t fix.
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vatrogasic.bsky.social
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2 days ago
Oh fuck, that’s funny lol 😂
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partlypeaceful.bsky.social
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2 days ago
🤣👏👏👏✌️
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wrongopinionman.bsky.social
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2 days ago
I dont wanna pull the injectors, I'm just gonna dump some of this mystery red liquid down there and see what happens
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mr-finchwood.bsky.social
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2 days ago
Definitely how legitimate maintenance works. Everything can be solved by adding more material to the problem area for sure.
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dickknob.bsky.social
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2 days ago
Under rated post there.
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cmmcgilvray.bsky.social
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2 days ago
One of the Cardinal’s rings are blowing by, but the chapel might be under light load as well.
No worries, it’s not a run-away-conclave yet
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pixelfish.bsky.social
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2 days ago
Cue Marisa Tomei showing up to explain differentials to us.
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wendyfrompeterpan.bsky.social
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2 days ago
Best scene ever. Every man is in love w her for those ten minutes on the stand.
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joepampel.bsky.social
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2 days ago
We should be so lucky! :)
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xeynon.bsky.social
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2 days ago
The College of Cardinals are rollin' coal apparently.
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frenemyofthepeople.bsky.social
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2 days ago
Head gasket needs replacing.
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azimuthimages.bsky.social
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2 days ago
Nah - Just needs the Catholitic converter cleaning.
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teddy-v.bsky.social
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1 day ago
Underrated pun.
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oldzeb.bsky.social
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2 days ago
I hate it when the "Check Dogma" light comes on.
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wendyfrompeterpan.bsky.social
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2 days ago
Laughing aloud
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gallerychapel.bsky.social
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1 day ago
Rings. Needs new rings.
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dickknob.bsky.social
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2 days ago
Catholics be rolling coal.
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zgwarnki.bsky.social
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2 days ago
It’ll buff right out
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bubbajimbo.bsky.social
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2 days ago
They'll plug in the code reader for free at AutoZone.
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maudkeen.bsky.social
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2 days ago
👏🤭
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meccalopolis.bsky.social
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1 day ago
Fuel mixture is too rich.
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clhowley.bsky.social
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2 days ago
We HAVE been trying to contact them about their warranty…
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mrcranky.bsky.social
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2 days ago
Or that last batch of wafers is ruined.
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Someone tweeted about black smoke and I went HEY WAIT
"Black smoke don't mean it's broke"
https://learndiesels.com/diesel-smoke-guide/
No worries, it’s not a run-away-conclave yet