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karlbode.com • 20 days ago

eat shit, fascist

Thin-skinned Musk wants to leave politics because he’s tired of ‘attacks’ from the left, report says #StopElonMusk #Tesla #DOGEscam
www.yahoo.com/news/musk-wa...

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sturgeonmouth.bsky.social•20 days ago

What's most likely?

1. Tesla achieves Full Self Driving
2. SpaceX puts a human on Mars
3. The left stops attacking Elon Musk

karlbode.com•20 days ago

a hot tub heart attack is more likely than any of those

jadena102010.bsky.social•18 days ago

White apartheid child moves to America and finds out that not everyone knows how bad minorities are.

dinosaurold.bsky.social•20 days ago

🤣🤣🤣

dragram.bsky.social•20 days ago

byrdbosley.bsky.social•20 days ago

Maybe Doge is just done gathering information from all of our government systems for Putin and now he’s on to the next thing.
There’s no way he left without getting what he wanted. And WE just really don’t know what he wanted.

swozey.bsky.social•20 days ago

DOGE isn't ending he's just leaving because his "special appointment" had a term cap on it. 120 days or whatever. He's gotten more funding for DOGE. President Thiel.

noelkeith.bsky.social•19 days ago

I call them WHADBAGs instead of Rethuglicans or MAGAts now. Try my snarky reasoning for it!

https://open.substack.com/pub/noelkeith/p/tranquil-piece-of-mind-vol-3-no-6?r=4c7psw&utm_medium=ios

Maxfieldripken.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy•20 days ago

@karlbode.com

+1

https://www.yahoo.com/news/musk-wants-leave-politics-because-141635474.html

#cdnpoli #canada #fascism #antifa #elbowsup

milothepsychic.starbase80.net•20 days ago

He can stop getting "attacked" when he dies.

kenburnside.bsky.social•20 days ago

He can stop *noticing* that more than half the country dislikes him when he dies.

His coffin will need to be water-tight to handle the volume of urine.

passchendaele.bsky.social•20 days ago

This is The Second Gilded Age.

I'm sure his will provides for an elaborate mausoleum with more security than George Pullman's (1831-1897).
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_Pullman

kenburnside.bsky.social•20 days ago

So, the Teamsters and the IWW didn't just start out with shifts to piss on that grave, they founded monastic orders...

@blazeward.bsky.social there's a worldbuilding detail to throw into a novel:

Monks and nuns who take a pilgrimage to piss on one specific grave as a condition of their union card.

blazeward.bsky.social•20 days ago

Thatcher, Reagan, and Nixon. The World Tour.

Mittens will be high on that list, too.

:)

megaweapon5.bsky.social•20 days ago

Yeah, it’s too late to redeem Tesla in the eyes of the affluent center-left people who bought them. The brand is toast.

donbones.bsky.social•20 days ago

I'd argue Musk is a way bigger brand disaster than any of his companies. There's no pivoting away from being a Nazi. This is who he is now.

tmoney2007.bsky.social•20 days ago

I think their bigger problem is how badly their performance in China may be going forward. Dealing with the dual headwinds of new competition and being tied to Trump via Musk could be very very bad.