Breaking: Florida just banned fluoride in drinking water. Because who needs teeth when you’ve got freedom, gators, and conspiracy theories? 🐊🦷🇺🇸

Also breaking: FL dentists are thrilled. Yacht sales projected to increase. 🛥️🍾

https://www.nytimes.com/2025/05/15/us/politics/florida-fluoride-water-ban.html?smid=nytcore-ios-

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