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georgetakei.bsky.social • 209 days ago

Andy Borowitz FTW

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japoglia.bsky.social•209 days ago

I love that Venmo is a subsidiary of PayPal, the company notably founded by Elon Musk and Peter Thiel. Kind of poetic in its own convoluted way, isn't it?

dsmag.bsky.social•209 days ago

Elon wasn’t an actual founder he just had a company that was bought by them

jordancornblog.bsky.social•209 days ago

Sure is...and more poetry to come I'm sure! (I love poetry.)

japoglia.bsky.social•209 days ago

I'm always down for a good limerick, and that certainly seems appropriate here

sanityrules.bsky.social•209 days ago

Hahahahahaha!

dotbob.bsky.social•209 days ago

I'll take it! Now keep following that slime trail to the top.

liztelgan.bsky.social•209 days ago

but seriously venmo is hilarious. Who does illegal things in such a trackable manner. Thank Goodness for sloppy criminals. I still want the report though...

ar2-sec1-cl5.bsky.social•209 days ago

OMGlorious Goodness-
This is so true!
Last resort guardrails!

camo-and-rainbows.bsky.social•209 days ago

Andy is great

rojodi.bsky.social•209 days ago

Venmo money
Venmo problems solved

I guess

s-f-mn.bsky.social•209 days ago

And the threshold is two. Apparently, the first indiscretion is excused.

xnomore69.bsky.social•209 days ago

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phillyfilly.bsky.social•209 days ago

Trail of tears

bluekatie64.bsky.social•209 days ago

😀

chipchart.bsky.social•209 days ago

Online wins every time

decker-warwick.bsky.social•209 days ago

Maby venmo is the savior of democracy, can we check if there's a Kremlin venmo account see who all they've been paying too?

griffincaldwell.bsky.social•209 days ago

We need Andy over here.

sinisterjolly.bsky.social•209 days ago

That's why they want to get that Bitcoin in. They want to do things without it being able to be traced.

dav1rus.bsky.social•209 days ago

Bitcoin is the most traceable asset on Earth.

sinisterjolly.bsky.social•209 days ago

Good. Good.

curtb032.bsky.social•209 days ago

Priceless

elisesalomon.bsky.social•209 days ago

brutal
and hilarious

heathermariehl.bsky.social•209 days ago

Their stupidity is the only guardrail. Problem is, stupid ones may be less effective than less stupid ones.

brattylittlewitch.bsky.social•209 days ago

We are lucky they didn’t use cashapp or there wouldn’t be this paper trail lol

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enuffadotcom.bsky.social•209 days ago

Only if the perp is stupid enough to use Venmo rather than cash.

cysgoddu2020.bsky.social•209 days ago

Venmo is an anagram of venom.

I was pleased to see Gaetz get bit in the ass, so to speak.

dianawolff.bsky.social•209 days ago

Maybe the data WILL save us

stonedalgo.algo.xyz•209 days ago

so what emojis were used for the transactions is what i need to know

lorion70.bsky.social•209 days ago

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tzikeh.bsky.social•209 days ago

Andy is here on Bluesky - no need to c/p his tweets

https://bsky.app/profile/borowitzreport.bsky.social

melanieinmiami.bsky.social•209 days ago

Thank you!

grams2.bsky.social•209 days ago

😏😏

onesummerflower.bsky.social•209 days ago

He should have Venlessed.

dchloe.bsky.social•209 days ago

We'll take it!

bluewaveman.bsky.social•209 days ago

I told my wife's boyfriend that this guy was gross and he would not believe me! He still supported Trump's pick!

lebowtzu.bsky.social•209 days ago

We’ve known this since ‘21. Amazing how quickly the news cycle changes.

sheloscope.bsky.social•209 days ago

Is Andy Borowitz on Bluesky? Can’t find him.

giulea.bsky.social•209 days ago

He’s not yet. Let’s get him over here

crygon56.bsky.social•209 days ago

Who’d a thunk it

wskle.bsky.social•209 days ago

Beautiful

famousadventurer.bsky.social•209 days ago

molleh.bsky.social•209 days ago

The true 4th estate.

otprincess.bsky.social•209 days ago

Good one!

westernhemlock.bsky.social•209 days ago

Andy Borowitz. Brilliant humor, as always.

brettarmstrongmd.bsky.social•209 days ago

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