Apparently it’s a breach of the federal employees ethics code to promote a private business. Not that Agent Orange or Muskrat has ever worried much about ethics.
Come and get your swasticar before they all have purple penises painted on them. Of course if you drive one with a purple penis on it you automatically turn gay. Oh nooooooo. Watch out Lindsey Graham.
fuck elon musk! he's not brilliant, it takes zero brain power to destroy everything in your path. he's a tornado. there are no plans, there's no billions in fraud, other then musk himself!
Isn't it illegal to use the seal of the office of president for advertising or financial gain, so using the white house, tax payer funded grounds, would be illegal...
Can’t wait to see little Donny, dressed up in his white shoes and belt, and his leisure suit, pitching the burned out hulk of one of Elmo’s dumpsters on wheels.
I have been a taxpayer for decades and I am not sure I like the new “tenant” at MY house in Washington DC using MY property as a car lot. If he wants to do as he pleases then let him personally pay all the bills and we can agree on , maybe, letting him be the owner somewhere down the road.
Next on White House tap:
“All of March is our
‘Market Crash’ sale” on all Teslers.
“April we’ll be having our ‘Tariff War-a-thon!!’ Actual fire sale on all Teslers.
I simultaneously love and hate this for 1) the inclusion of one of humanity's greatest creations and by that I DEF mean Wavy Inflate-O-Noodle Guy, not the cubist trash can on wheels, and 2) its accuracy.
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It might get stuck on some damp grass and need to be towed.
https://bsky.app/profile/nothoodlum.bsky.social/post/3lk5fyslkhc24
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Corvettes are fast.
Mustangs are fast.
Camaros, fast.
But when you want the fascist car on your block, there’s nothing like the Tesla Model SS.
Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Fascist Tube Man!
Nikola Tesla died penniless.
Musk does not stand a chance!
Allegedly!
So no surprise there
And everybody claps...
When 47 said he wanted to replace the lawn with asphalt, he was going to turn it into a used car lot.
https://www.betterthanatesla.com
Seems pretty naive now. Or probably even stupid.
E-ew!
I'm suspecting that might be a FAKE PICTURE. Cybertrucks are heavy.
until it blows up....
“All of March is our
‘Market Crash’ sale” on all Teslers.
“April we’ll be having our ‘Tariff War-a-thon!!’ Actual fire sale on all Teslers.