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I love dogs and people, except racist dogs and people. Love the sound of laughter, so I crack wise. “A Comedy of Social Disarray. In a world of hot takes and hotter messes, [GetOutOfMyWay] stands out like a peacock at a pigeon convention.” -Bluesky Roast
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A nonexistent secret. We all already knew…

submitted 16 hours ago • 527 comments

Elon's pill that Trump took before the speech just kicked in.

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submitted 10 hours ago • 0 comments

If there is anyone I trust to determine whether Musk is truly stepping away from destroying the federal government, it's the good people at @wired.com. Their coverage of DOGE has been exemplary. According to them, DOGE is busier than ever.

submitted 14 hours ago • 8 comments

The "Sir" shit again.

submitted 10 hours ago • 0 comments

...As in steel that comes in from Nippon Steel in Japan? What?

submitted 11 hours ago • 0 comments

I think we need to start wearing Harvard stuff to piss Trump off. www.theharvardshop.com

submitted 11 hours ago • 0 comments

It's the chili powder from the #TACO

submitted 11 hours ago • 0 comments

"And I'll rain Golden Showers on all of you."

submitted 11 hours ago • 0 comments

"So hey, if you're gonna die, ya might as well die penniless, right?"

submitted 11 hours ago • 0 comments

I SEE SPACESHIPS

submitted 11 hours ago • 0 comments

She did it with talent, not crypto scams.

submitted 11 hours ago • 0 comments

We get very close to a “SEZ WHO?” here.

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submitted 19 hours ago • 0 comments

Everything is fine. We have them right where we want them. No reason to panic. This was the plan all along. EVERYTHING IS FINE, OKAY???

submitted 20 hours ago • 0 comments

"TACO? I have no idea what that is." #TACO #TrumpAlwaysChickensOut

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Not for nothin' but I think we need to get as many people as possible to wear Harvard shirts 'n' stuff at the next marches. The students do the work and get the proceeds at The Harvard Shop.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Yeah, I don't think CBS would accept this as a storyline.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Here. Have some free #TACO images.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

The internet is clanging the bell. #TACO

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

You are personally ordering the deportation of people because of things they’ve said and op-eds they’ve written. You don’t give a fuck about free speech.

submitted 2 days ago • 341 comments