getoutofmyway.bsky.social
I love dogs and people, except racist dogs and people. Love the sound of laughter, so I crack wise.
“A Comedy of Social Disarray. In a world of hot takes and hotter messes, [GetOutOfMyWay] stands out like a peacock at a pigeon convention.” -Bluesky Roast
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Oh boy. Another place where Melania can refuse to be seen with him.
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I posted mine before Bluesky even existed.
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Elon has the Epstein files and Trump’s tax returns.
That is all.
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These are both great minds. Chalk it up to creativity and let’s fight the real assholes.
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In all fairness, the Rock raised his eyebrow after smelling weed in the arena.
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The fucking eyebrow. What a dick.
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Jim Acosta is talking about the Muskerfuck with Stacey Abrams right now. Get in here.
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I landed tickets for GYPSY - only to find out Audra's on vacation that week. I KNEW they were too easy to snag. I'll still go.
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Slices of lunch meat on couches.
Rats reclassified as trained animals.
Corkscrews used for nose picking.
Ketchup all over everything after anyone says "taco."
Stains.
Vomit repurposed as goulash.
Other than that, come on over!
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And here I am, constantly stepping in cancer cures along the Hudson Riverwalk.
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And his hair looks like he combed it with a sponge.
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MAN do I hear ya. Madness grinds at you - as you said - mentally and physically. Take care of YOU and see the rest of the world. You'll find great people in great places.
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Unless they were sharing eyeliner tips.
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Perfect, Tom. Perfect.
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And moreover, hasn't Ukraine earned its way into NATO already?
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Too many chair shots to the head.
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Despite what strategists say, there are a few who can be converted.
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Sorry. I thank God we had Biden and Harris helping us pull out of the pandemic and bring the country back to being the economic envy of the world.
Great while it lasted. Now we're back to this shit.
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He looks like a bad imitation of an SNL game show sketch.
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Becauuuuuse...
#TACO
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I'd rather help the FBI protect everyone, including trans people, who lives in America. But that's obviously not their desire anymore.
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Ya left out the time!
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We keep reaching what used to be tipping points on these issues, and America now just yawns. Insane times.
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That deal that we were just about to make with India as the first breakthrough deal?
THAT'S been going on for months.
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Wow. He’s responding horribly to world disdain, but very well to Ozempic.