So, here’s a thought: he introduces unwanted tariffs. Markets going down. He and all his henchmen buy cheap stock. Then he erases tariffs, markets going up. Result: he saved the economy and he and his friends made millions.
Eric said that his dad would be accepting negotiations out of tariffs, and the first ones would get favorable deals, and the last would be screwed.
Another layer to the mess
But what kind of negotiations will he be considering? A company has to book “x” amount of rooms a year at a Trump hotel? This has to be intended to line his own pockets.
Is no one telling gramps Felon47 this before he makes a fool of himself? Presidents have advisors. Are they ALL this stupid too? Maybe they enjoy watching him make an idiot of himself onfront of the whole world?
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A size 4x straitjacket and 3 bigly burly X-CIA
or
For a quick removal...
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Congress can just do their damn jobs and order it
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Trump wants to sit on a virtual throne and have a line of CEO's petition him for relief. One of his toadies (Lutnick?) will show them where to send the checks.
While we're all laughing about the penguins, what's not getting enough attention is Trump also imposed tariffs on Myanmar, fucking them harder than most, at 44%.
Even if trump said “April Fools” tomorrow and canceled every tariff, the damage is done. Global companies now see the US as an uncertain market, forcing changes that’ll raise costs of food, clothing, cars, homes, impacting all of us negatively for decades, tariffs or not. These are taxes on you!
I’m here on behalf of the Heard and McDonald Islands, to negotiate your tariffs.
Said “Thank you!” and I’m wearing a suit, that should help the negotiations. If not, as us Aussies say, bugga you!
This Trump
market crash
seems familiar,
like we've
seen this before.
Dejavu?
Can't be.
Doing the same thing
over & over
expecting different
results
is the definition
of madness.
The opposite
of "Great."
He thinks he's going to let billionaires have money intended for the elderly, disabled and the poor. Then what? How will the government run with no income? Trump isn't very intelligent.
Clearly the penguins that live there illegally. You know, a lot of the fake news, they don’t like to talk about the illegal penguins living down there but they are and it horrible because they’re eating all the fish. They’re eating the fish and we don’t like that.
Please understand that this tariff scam is his biggest grift yet, to perhaps make him richer and more powerful than his idol, Putin. Selling exemptions like the Catholic Church once sold absolutions. (That is how we got Martin Luther, you know.)
Trump just turned America into an aggrieved party against the world. Poor America...everyone is always taking advantage of them in a free market system. America just can't seem to get ahead, with everyone conspiring against them!
Kinda like the straight, white, male victimhood they push on Fox.
Yeah. Right. Twas always the plan to disrupt. Seriously. No, you don't get it, that's what I wanted from the beginning. Yes. Yeah! Fuck the poor! Fuck everyone who "stole" my 2nd term. Fuck everyone! I even buried one of my wife's on a golf course and no one cares. WTF, us, WTF! I'm the big shot!
He said it’s to close any loopholes that China or Russia could be using. Really, the only way he could know what they’re using is because he’s doing it as well.
The rest of the world apparently. It would be nice though if top US brands like apple, Nike etc were made in USA. I am always disappointed to see the nasty made in China label. If you buy scotch whiskey you expect it to come from Scotland. Same for these US brands
The man has nothing between his ears. He’s a total fraud. He’s a snake oil salesman that we used to have in 1875 that went from town to town selling liquor. They didn’t do anything for anybody.
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Another layer to the mess
The importer pays those fees directly to US border folks.
Importer adds those fees to the cost of the goods.
Trump tariffs are ultimately paid for by American consumers.
there are OTHER countries with whom to do business.
You just BUILT A TARIFF WALL around yourselves lol
Out here, working behind the scenes to make this a better country.
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or
For a quick removal...
25/47
Congress can just do their damn jobs and order it
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https://bsky.app/profile/nifftycydonia.bsky.social/post/3llueq7fvrk2j
However, this is on par coming from a guy who had trouble serving French fries.
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025/apr/03/donald-trump-tariffs-us-administration-countries-biggest-rates-china-myanmar-mandalay
The pizza place did not order anything from us in return.
Does this mean we’re “losing” our trade deficit with the pizza place?
We can choose not to though.
Said “Thank you!” and I’m wearing a suit, that should help the negotiations. If not, as us Aussies say, bugga you!
market crash
seems familiar,
like we've
seen this before.
Dejavu?
Can't be.
Doing the same thing
over & over
expecting different
results
is the definition
of madness.
The opposite
of "Great."
They are laughing at Trump.
… sorry. Had to do it.
Kinda like the straight, white, male victimhood they push on Fox.
#trumpsterfire
Tariffs on penguins: 10%
No question!
THEY'RE TAXING THE SEALS!
God what happened to that asteroid that was gonna hit us, can it speed it up?
Cuz that’s the person he plans on making rich
Is there anything we want to buy from the Penguins?
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