the president of the the united states is personally selling Teslas in front of the White House and the stock is up a whopping 4%, if I were a bull this would be the most depressing development yet
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the one thing Elon Musk needs for his whole grift to function is something aspirational that yet lies ahead if you only believe, and when the so called leader of the free world is flogging your product there isn't much upside left is there
hey there, your friendly neighborhood epochal genius here, the best way to sell the cars that symbolize my technological prowess is to have my buddy the president deem anyone who doesn't like them a terrorist
He is so desperate I expect he will go on TV and announce that the NTSB (or whoever regulates automatic driving) has “approved FSD for Level 3 use across the country”.
Which will be an absolutely lie and he is trying to force the agency’s hand to avoid embarrassment.
Exactly, if they did this pump on Jan 21st the stock woulda been up at least 15% on this lol...We are probably a month away from Elon forcing Trump to use the new Sov fund to start outright buying TSLA shares
Is massive new demand from middle income Russians (many of whom can’t even afford washing machines) and the North Korean military contracts not aspirational enough for you?
My overriding feel is they are white goods now. He’s not going spend cash to develop them to handle or ride like the Germans, nor deliver any meaningful tech improvements soon.
He can only stack em’ high and sell them cheap. The aspiration of the product is gone and it’s not coming back now.
It's almost like we should have prosecuted him last time he was president for all the Hatch Act violations last time. Anyone remember Goya beans? Kellyanne Conjob hocking Ivanka purses?
i can still hear ivanka every time i hear their slogan. "si es goya, tiene que ser bien!" i don't remember if she actually said it but in my mind she has a really horrible accent, like barely any accent at all.
Almost certainly he never bought it. Trump likes guided opulence that makes people think you are wealthier than reality. He won’t be caught dead in that shitty car.
The funniest part is that the right has spent the last decade demonizing and belittling EVs so I highly doubt this will make any of his constituents go out and buy a tesla
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Which will be an absolutely lie and he is trying to force the agency’s hand to avoid embarrassment.
He can only stack em’ high and sell them cheap. The aspiration of the product is gone and it’s not coming back now.
They'd probably blame Ukraine
This is so disgusting.