Tesla now accepts Cybertruck trade-ins, and the official resale loss is $35k over just 6,000 miles.
I repeat: according to Tesla itself a Cybertruck loses $5.60 cents per mile, not counting the cost of electricity, tires, etc.
Unprecedented levels of flop!
https://www.torquenews.com/11826/tesla-starts-accepting-cybertruck-trade-ins-according-tesla-cybertruck-loses-35000-over-6000
I repeat: according to Tesla itself a Cybertruck loses $5.60 cents per mile, not counting the cost of electricity, tires, etc.
Unprecedented levels of flop!
https://www.torquenews.com/11826/tesla-starts-accepting-cybertruck-trade-ins-according-tesla-cybertruck-loses-35000-over-6000
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untrue!
saw the roof off of it and it becomes - a dumpster!
$TSLAQ
Now it’s just gone, I haven’t seen it in months lmao
After 10 times being towed you’d think the judge would revoke your license for 3 months.
Which tells you that street parking is grossly underpriced in NYC and tickets are too cheap.
https://edition.cnn.com/2024/08/19/world/video/ramzan-kadyrov-tesla-cybertruck-russia-ldn-digvid
Then it became the ford F150s
Now the sunglasses, hat, sitting in a truck selfie profile picture folk are on that cyber high
No ambiguity about whose name something is titled in
https://www.reuters.com/business/autos-transportation/tesla-speeds-up-odometers-avoid-warranty-repairs-us-lawsuit-claims-2025-04-17/
Can the batteries even be removed so they can be safely scrunched?
Park it in the garage 🤔
probably easiest to just pay some scrote to steal it and burn it out , claim on the insurance and tell everyone some ' woke left hippy commie ' killed it.
I have seen pics of regular Tesla cars with Toyota badges on but those skip things are kind of distinctive in shape a little bit
Glad to hear the great news.
Bartender!! Schadenfreude all around!
Huh.
Kinda funny this thing gets nicknamed the wankpanzer.
Highest and best use:
Melt down the Cybertruck
trade-ins to build a prison to put Elon in.
They're thieves
I can’t figure out how the Incel Camino hasn’t been forced to recall already!
Does not qualify as a truck, any other brand is vastly preferable.
I don't think a real engineer would ever make that choice.
lmao
Ugly, impractical and useless
Eh, the Aztek at least had a cool tailgate and came with a cooler, and for a mid size SUV it did its job.
Cant say the same for the cybertruck, a better comparison would be a Yugo or Trebant.
And, yes, the Cybertruck is an expensive Yugo 😅😂😆
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=33AP0JnXSOA
If they gave him 65K on a trade in, that means they'll RESELL IT for around 75-80K just like every other new car!
$10000 off a new truck
Why don’t they charge less in the first place
What about the sucker that paid full price?
10k overcharged!
I’m Going To Have To Start Using It… It Sums Up Everything MAGA 👍🏼
What? You didn’t think a MAGA reboot would be good or well cast?
They offer more than the free market, and about 50k more than it’s worth.
On the other hand, to realize that you then have to buy another Tesla, and who want to do that?
No other vehicle in history has done worse than Elon’s toy tank when it comes to safety issues…
NO FINES
NO RECALL
LIVES LOST!!!
$$$ in Elon’s pocket!
I don't know car math
Strange thing to respect.
Dipshit
Validate bad choices how you must for yourself. Just recognize that an action might say about the person who chooses to do it.
That's terrible.
Isn't it conventional wisdom that a car loses 1/3 of its value when driven off the lot bc it can no longer be sold as brand new?
They seem like shitty vehicles to begin with, and I don't imagine a lot of overlap between the rich rubes willing to buy one at all and the ones who would settle for a used one.
never again tesla