Ladies, I cannot encourage you enough to lean far into this as you can. Excuse me Officer, I was told by AppleCare that we had free assembly. Would you like to see pictures of my dog. Here are 700 photos of him in a sailor suit. We’ve been sharpening this energy our entire lives. Get in there - ThreadSky

hollyanderson.bsky.social • 4 days ago

Ladies, I cannot encourage you enough to lean far into this as you can.

Excuse me Officer, I was told by AppleCare that we had free assembly. Would you like to see pictures of my dog. Here are 700 photos of him in a sailor suit.

We’ve been sharpening this energy our entire lives. Get in there

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Right this is where we need them to full on KAREN out in this joint I know you got it in you! PERFORM!

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geechvalleyrancher.bsky.social•4 days ago

My 5'1, 62 year old mother teaches special needs children.
She goes from "heavens kindest angel" to "pissed off Italian grandma from the
Southside" hilariously fast when cops start hassling protestors. If Marie ain't happy with your conduct, you and everyone in a 4 block radius is gonna hear it.

geechvalleyrancher.bsky.social•4 days ago

She will Catholic guilt you until you quit. She will get your name and badge number, use it to find your mother on Facebook, and tell her how disappointed she is that you turned out this way when you used to be such a good young boy.

The kind of emotional nightmare we can use in these times.

deathcab4kyubey.kawaii.social•4 days ago

Everyone at the bingo game at Our Lady of Reluctant Intergration will hear about it

hollyanderson.bsky.social•4 days ago

*With complete understanding that this is not a blanket statement, bc there is no such thing as a strategy that works for everybody: I know some of y’all are getting hype about balaclavas and putting your phones in Faraday bags and whatnot. And that’s good advice in the right situation.

BUT!!

hollyanderson.bsky.social•4 days ago

While it’s never been more important to protect yourself from surveillance … if you look like me, if you’ve got privilege to spend, now is the time. If you do not NEED to blend in, it’s Opposite Day. Wear your PTA shirt, keep your phones on, record everything. Hoka dads, same for y’all.

hollyanderson.bsky.social•4 days ago

That goes for today, that goes for next week, that goes from any anytime you’re the least vulnerable one in the crowd. You’ve heard “be water”? Your job is to be a rock in the river.

guspowers.bsky.social•4 days ago

Once had to work professionally with some cops in Inglewood, CA. I'm a white dude, there as a property owner, and the deference and respect they gave me was eye opening. When you have that you have to use it.

anthropologal.bsky.social•4 days ago

Or a small boulder the size of a large boulder

hollyanderson.bsky.social•3 days ago

Hey I found the small boulders

https://bsky.app/profile/leupagus.bsky.social/post/3lrkww7bomk2g

anthropologal.bsky.social•3 days ago

I already reskeeted them kids 🫡🫡🫡 - love our small boulders!

hollyanderson.bsky.social•4 days ago

Actual lol

anthropologal.bsky.social•4 days ago

Be the boulder you want to see in the world (and drop on the fascists’ foot)

thegurglingcod.bsky.social•4 days ago

Can you please write this all up for channel 6?

molly75.bsky.social•4 days ago

There was a demonstration on Buford Highway the other day, so I put on my most comfy sneakers and went to see if my white, southern-accented self needed to take some video and tell people not to talk without a lawyer. Pleased to report it wasn’t necessary, but glad I scoped it out!

hollyanderson.bsky.social•4 days ago

Fuck yeah Buford 🥲

scottyrock.bsky.social•4 days ago

was out there looking like my profile pic and a woman wearing a crown and cape with a “No Faux-king Way” sign told her barrister to pardon me

averylargebear.bsky.social•4 days ago

Specific but translatable protip from my 60ish Latina mom who until this year had to negotiate security for Pride NYC: calling big scary dudes in riot gear 'Papito' is hyper effective in getting them to behave

hollyanderson.bsky.social•4 days ago

I had almost this exact conversation with a lady who moved here from India not too long ago … auntie energy might be the only truly worldwide renewable energy source 🥲

jennabeet.bsky.social•4 days ago

Aunties rise up

hollyanderson.bsky.social•4 days ago

Auntifa tbh

averylargebear.bsky.social•4 days ago

This is it right here

jennabeet.bsky.social•4 days ago

Beautiful

anthropologal.bsky.social•3 days ago

HOLLY YOU BEAUTIFUL GENIUS

hollyanderson.bsky.social•3 days ago

That (me) took way too long smh. I’ll get better

magnolia2010.bsky.social•4 days ago

a thing i have used my gray hair and wrinkles to do at protests: wear a sold color shirt with no slogans, walk around the cops BEFORE the event, and note names and badge numbers while their guard is down. smiling all the while. "it's such a pretty day today."

mmmccarthy.bsky.social•4 days ago

Give me just a moment while I pull out my reading glasses from my enormous bag so I can see this search warrant you should have with you. Will you hold my Stanley? I know those glasses are in here somewhere

hollyanderson.bsky.social•4 days ago

triggerloop.bsky.social•4 days ago

Waiting at bus stop to go down to the rally with the resist moms and grams 💯💯💯💯

triggerloop.bsky.social•4 days ago

Everybody trying to give up seats to everybody else out of respect

shealagh.bsky.social•4 days ago

I obviously do not have white privilege but I do have some limited mixed person privilege and the ability to make people visibly uncomfortable when they ask about my ancestry and I talk about slavery and and then history lessons of The Great Migration. Ready to rock today

hollyanderson.bsky.social•4 days ago

I am on the board of the goddamn HOA, and I am prepared to make that point very loudly regardless of its actual relevance to the situation 😭

borngrumpy.bsky.social•4 days ago

I WAS TOLD THE SHRUBS….🫨

leslie4au.bsky.social•4 days ago

My favorite comment in that linked thread was from a menopausal (presumably) white woman who stated that when said in the right tone, the words “don’t I know your MOTHER?” should not be underestimated as an effective weapon in such situations.

zneeley25.bsky.social•4 days ago

as the Poindexter of my HS and college druggy friends, I did the white guy version of this by being painfully earnest if cops showed up, it’s amazing how quickly it was not worth talking to this guy

janecoaston.bsky.social•4 days ago

the second I saw fashion influencers sharing info on what to do if ICE comes to your home I knew we had them

hollyanderson.bsky.social•4 days ago

Jane, my mother has left my father at home and gone to march solo. She’s out there with no restrictor plate. Prayers for the soul of whoever tries to cross her today

janecoaston.bsky.social•4 days ago

somewhere in the great beyond my mom has a book in her car and no fucks left

hollyanderson.bsky.social•4 days ago

BOOK IN THE CAR IS SO REAL

thewazisu.bsky.social•4 days ago

My mom went with the mother of one of my sister's best friends. They are ready.

bryanmac.bsky.social•4 days ago

What is the Executive Branch if not The Manager?

abigail.cloverdalelane.com•3 days ago

As a relatively newly minted white woman, I have tons of pictures and videos ready to be deployed. 🫡

hollyanderson.bsky.social•3 days ago

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