yurt glampers? president of the netherlands? - ThreadSky

swordsjew.bsky.social•9 days ago

(im kidding. the actual prime minister's actual name is Dick Schoof.)

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swordsjew.bsky.social•9 days ago

(it's short for hendrikus schoof.)

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tristanbuckner.bsky.social•9 days ago

My college roommate was named Johannes Petrus Henrikus but he went by Jip.

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woenellie.bsky.social•9 days ago

That was a long walk, but sooo worth it. 😂

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shivvy.bsky.social•9 days ago

he should head for a pole with that name

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thebaylorj.bsky.social•9 days ago

(me, when the company I booked my festival VIP package through goes bankrupt):

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lizamazel.bsky.social•9 days ago

bork bork bork?

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xanadian.bsky.social•9 days ago

Dutch is not a serious language 😂

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static-prevails.bsky.social•9 days ago

It took all my willpower to not crack up and disturb my sleeping partner while I was writing out this alt text.

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static-prevails.bsky.social•9 days ago

Yep, that minion pannenkoek sure is gesmolten isn’t it

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xanadian.bsky.social•9 days ago

🤣🤣🤣

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passivelurker.bsky.social•9 days ago

oh nee!

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xanadian.bsky.social•9 days ago

Okay I had seen these pictures a dozen times before, but never with the Dutch text!

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lizamazel.bsky.social•9 days ago

It truly is not. I'm sorry. But.

pretty sure I remember that there was a showing of "Nuns on the Run" when we were in the Netherlands and the translation was something like "Nunnen Op Der Loop"

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xanadian.bsky.social•9 days ago

To be fair, Nuns on the Run is very silly too 😂

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radlein.bsky.social•9 days ago

yeah, yurt glampers is that neo-nazi dude who keeps not being elected PM

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hollowmirth.bsky.social•9 days ago

Dick Schoof

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rprose.bsky.social•9 days ago

not saying I didn't believe you but I did go to check

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swordsjew.bsky.social•9 days ago

trust but verify, i respect it

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lesslucid.bsky.social•9 days ago

Dick Schoof for Haramb oof

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vonneudeck.com•9 days ago

So basically this is something people who got no ticket but all the money in the world booked to still get a place at the festival? And the company (although it should have next to no running costs before the festival) is bankrupt?
So basically someone took a lot of rich people’s money and ran away?

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vonneudeck.com•9 days ago

« Just like Lydia, Louise also claimed that the company did not allow customers to book via credit card.
My husband tried to pay by card, because we knew then we'd be protected, but they insisted they didn't take card," she added »

That sounds suspiciously planned to be a take the money and run op

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supermoonie.bsky.social•9 days ago

Yurt glamp! Yurt Glamp! YURT GLAMP

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mynameisbruce.fyi•9 days ago

Isn't "yurt glamp" one of the random things Anthony Kiedis shouts in By The Way?

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cleanwindows.bsky.social•9 days ago

no no, i think that was the chief of staff of the evil president in "house of cards"

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dashingdrewster.bsky.social•8 days ago

When an idea like yurtelcan fail...its just more proof we just cant have good things

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ruudxiv.bsky.social•8 days ago

Yurt Glampers has the same ring to me as a Dutchman as I assume Sleeve McDichael / Bobson Dugnutt has for native English speakers. It could work, but it's comically uncanny.

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condunn.bsky.social•9 days ago

not my favorite yurtel

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swordsjew.bsky.social•9 days ago

neutral milk yurtel

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condunn.bsky.social•9 days ago

yankee yurtel foxtrot :(

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rodyawasright.bsky.social•8 days ago

back when people were TOUGH yurt glampers didn't ask for permission! They asked for tribute to the Great Khan and otherwise they'd sack everything!
Can't do that now 'cause of woke

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