JPMORGAN slashes $TSLA Q1 delivery estimates “to just ~355K, which is -8% y/y .. and -28% q/q
from 495K in 4Q24 ..
“.. We struggle to think of anything analogous in the history of the automotive industry, in which a brand has lost so much value so quickly ..”
Cuts target price to $120 (prior $135
from 495K in 4Q24 ..
“.. We struggle to think of anything analogous in the history of the automotive industry, in which a brand has lost so much value so quickly ..”
Cuts target price to $120 (prior $135
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destroying the lives of thousands of federal employees and brag about fictional savings that are riddled with errors showing a complete lack of any basic understanding of what the agencies do.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dead_cat_bounce
I wonder who the CEO of JP Morgan was when JP Morgan loaned Musk a crapload of money to buy Twitter. Maybe that CEO should be fired?
You can find a protest near you here:
@teslatakedown.com
All this is built on Elon’s “aspirational” lies. Firing Elon would collapse the stock. Firing was not an aoption.
DESLE
EDSEL
Quality sucks.
Others passed them on tech a while ago.
No new models except vaporware.
Need an affordable EV? Hyundai/Kia is better.
Need a luxury sedan? Lucid is WAY better.
But Tesla as a govt subsidized battery biz is doing ok.
Hyundai makes better value and more modern EVs; its P/E is 3.5
Tesla Canada also sounds like it's been caught carrying out some pretty clear fraud re: gov't subsidies...
#notonemoreteslasale
Let Muck become poor! It's what he wants for the rest of us. It's time he and the other Broligarchs know what that feels like!
$TSLA to change ticker symbol to $FAFO
Tesla was well positioned for this!!!
The Edsel.
That thing flopped so hard the brass in Dearborn thought it might take Ford with it if they didn't cut it loose.
Teslas are failing because they underdeliver as vehicles (overall), are sold with (broken) promises of greatness to come AND their CEO is a complete dick.
Giving TSLA generous credit of 3x (21%), we get for robo-taxi, robotics projections that all the TSLA Wall Street pumpers use to justify 100+ PE :
https://bsky.app/profile/rng314.bsky.social/post/3lk3vwmr42s2x
#TeslaTakedown
They said he wasn’t worth the money he was getting.
The big investment firms voted to keep paying him the exorbitant salary so he wouldn’t quit as ceo because the stock was too important to their portfolios.
Now they look pretty dumb.
I'm talking a current lawsuit for his devaluing the company though his antisemitic actions & his DOGE work. He is single-handedly destroying the stock's value & image.
https://247wallst.com/investing/2025/03/12/morgan-stanley-calls-for-300-rally-in-tesla-stock-time-to-buy/
"Morgan Stanley was a lead lender in the $13 billion debt supporting Elon Musk's acquisition of Twitter (now X), and has been actively selling off loans tied to the deal."
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The game of chicken….how long to put off the margin call forcing him to sell off stock resulting in lower prices…as the value of the collateral drops.
An intelligent TESLA would have fired him immediately after he gave a Nazi salute at the presidential inauguration. He is literally the root of 100s of billions in value disintegration.
This was all predictable.
"You get what you tolerate"...