Who am I kidding? If I have anything to invest it will be in dried beans and cigarettes to trade for a box to sleep in in the dry spot under the overpass.
Funny how when he thinks the poors are affected, he's just like "Meh, deal with it, you lackeys" but when it affects him, all of the sudden he's sounding an alarm. Fuck him and his golden horse he rode in on.
Proving, once again, that Jamie Dimon is a fucking, Trump ass-licking idiot.
Remember folks most of these people are not inherently smarter than you or I, they either just worked harder, inherited, or lucked in to their wealth and affluence.
Not sure we need to be quoting Dimon anymore. Either he's often wrong, or he says things just to please Dear Leader. Either way, not an honest interlocutor, so not someone whose opinion is worth considering.
The explanation is Dimon bought into Trump's bullshit that it would all be fixed within weeks. So he was prepared to put up with a little short term pain for medium and long term rewards. But after seeing how badly Trump has botched the whole thing he's pulling the ripcord.
Dimon’s recent take is exactly what has been obvious since the tariff tantrum began, that equities bulls are completely disconnected from the impending adverse economic reality. Across the board 10%-30% tariffs have never been experienced in the modern globalized American economy before.
The rest of the world has organized and they're hitting Trump right where it hurts the most. They know he sold his sponsors a bill of goods on this economic stimulus package. He has to get it signed off. By blowing up the dollar and US treasuries they are going to make it very, very expensive.
International and domestic bond vigilantes appear to be the only rational actors currently. This big b.s. bill is/will not support the dollar or improve foreign demand for US treasuries.
I'm not sure why this guy has been at the top of JPMC for so long. He is maybe the most unimpressive CEO in the world. He has no vision about anything.
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The CEOs anticipated some disruption with the tariffs but were met with catastrophic consequences instead. They underestimated the extent of Trump’s psychosis.
They don't care. The rich won't be affected by the tariffs. The working class will. We'll be footing the bill for all of this while the rich not only don't, but will also capitalize on them and increase their prices by more than the tariffs. This admin is so ridiculously corrupt.
they all want their big, beautiful tax cuts Bill to pass before they speak out against the administration...so this is probably much worse than Jamie Dimon says...
Just the fact Trump is exporting a hell of a lot of people who actually work and/or pay taxes should be in and of itself a sign of how bad our economy is going to get.
So this guy is a moron. Certifiably. How come he is not kicked out for being imbecile? And if this kind if imbecile is running our largest bank, why should anybody use $ as reserve currency lol?
Can we 86 any further media attention for this shitbag? He's a bad person, and evidently pretty hopeless at his job. Cancel this dude once and for all.
Does this Jamie Dimon guy know anything? I'm not what you could call a financial whiz but it doesn't look like he is either. Just a white guy who knew the right white guy to put him in the premiere white guy spot to say white guy things.
Dimon has been all over the place when it comes to Trump and Trumps policies. I gave up on him years ago as he mostly only goes on Fox News with Maria B. He is too powerful of a CEO to spread influence in a wishy washy way. Sometimes I say to myself "I wish he would just shut up".
Dimon is transactional. He doesn't speak to amplify the truth. He speaks to produce outcomes that he wants. Whatever he says has no direct correlation with the truth.
Yep and the entire journalistic structure just gobbles the hog.. full throat reprinting with no critical analysis or questions asked… just another “Simon says…” article
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Who am I kidding? If I have anything to invest it will be in dried beans and cigarettes to trade for a box to sleep in in the dry spot under the overpass.
Nothing makes me think less of capitalism than meeting Arch capitalists...
Bohemian rhapsody
That's what we all need to do.
If they want to lie, we call them total fucking idiots who are clueless.
And destroy all their credibility. No investor should ever trust anyone this stupid.
To call them liars gives them some credibility still.
Remember folks most of these people are not inherently smarter than you or I, they either just worked harder, inherited, or lucked in to their wealth and affluence.
The world is too complex and they have lost the required mental plasticity to understand it.
They have no clue of what is going on around them yet control most of the resources and take most of the crucial decisions.
Remember dimom doesn’t talk ABOUT his money he’s talking FOR his money
"Just get over it."
My kind thanks.
https://www.cnbc.com/2025/05/19/jpmorgan-ceo-jamie-dimon-says-the-bank-will-let-clients-buy-bitcoin.html
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Now we have this.
All these guys are fucking idiots.
None could pass an econ 101 class.
Pick one.
But we can certainly start with rich 'smart' guys.
JP Morgan lies to the Court.
I report that to the White House.
The CFPB doesn't do its job.
JP Morgan attacks me via the Arizona Court. The world is told.
2025 IRS attacks me. Now I'm watching what the San Diego FBI does. OTP vp
Once again I'm not an expert, but ...
Just the fact Trump is exporting a hell of a lot of people who actually work and/or pay taxes should be in and of itself a sign of how bad our economy is going to get.
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S&P500 was at 4,000.
S&P500 currently 6,000. 🤡
🎵 Jamie’s cryin’ 🎶
How about we stay focused on how we got here AND why we’re STILL here?
The TRUMP initiated:
1. #Tariffs
2. Global #TradeWars
3. Never-ending Lies (Trump and Cabinet)
4. Incapacity and Ineptitude
Pointing out what Jamie Dimon said today vs. four months ago seems like an amuse-bouche.
https://bsky.app/profile/aliadair22.bsky.social/post/3lm7xgpv6h22l
Even pre-Covid, Trump's avg. GDP growth was a "meh" 2.7% vs. 3.1% avg. 1960-2016
His statements aren’t advice they’re carefully directed market manipulations
#FuckTrump
Tariffs Might Inflict More Economic Pain Than Jamie Dimon Realized