“.. Now we have learned that things are getting worse for Cybertruck owners: The Cybertruck has depreciated by 45% after only one year ..” @fastcompany.com $TSLA www.fastcompany.com/91338704/tes... - ThreadSky

jimohara.bsky.social•21 hours ago

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erincfc.bsky.social•20 hours ago

For men who have too much money and not enough brains.

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ohpoop.bsky.social•17 hours ago

I've seen a few brain dead females driving them too

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xtremeleafan.bsky.social•23 hours ago

Cyber Truck returns itself to the dealer...(Country Song)
https://suno.com/s/Ar4zG5JboDzMkhHs

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jo8383.bsky.social•1 day ago

India’s garbage truck.

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eguango.bsky.social•8 hours ago

that's not their only problem.
https://arstechnica.com/cars/2025/05/tesla-crushed-in-europe-as-byd-outsells-bev-sales-surge-28/

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richdoolsjr.bsky.social•1 day ago

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otrodia.bsky.social•1 day ago

Could not happen to a bigger pendejo

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darthwaiter.bsky.social•1 day ago

>Musk once claimed that Tesla cars would increase in value, which turned out to be false

IT'S A CULT™

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coyotefromtexas.bsky.social•1 day ago

They could always repackage them as paper weights, right?

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coyotefromtexas.bsky.social•1 day ago

Well, for a car that is not a truck .....

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nancyimagines.bsky.social•1 day ago

ha ha ha ha

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thelonerunner18.bsky.social•22 hours ago

there's nothing about them that's even remotely appealing!

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trickemhunter.bsky.social•1 day ago

Boycott Tesla

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zeroisms.bsky.social•1 day ago

Remember the Pacer, Gremlin, or Omni? Someday we will forget the cybertruckkk, too.

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mr-oldman.bsky.social•1 day ago

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larsloman.bsky.social•1 day ago

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chipcroft.bsky.social•1 day ago

It looks like a dumpster with big rubber wheels.

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squeakysneaks.bsky.social•1 day ago

I don't understand how something with zero value can lose it?

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chodeyfosterr.bsky.social•1 day ago

I’m surprised we haven’t heard stories about cybertruck owners flipping out and murdering someone who was making fun of them. Those are the only kind of people who would drive these monstrosities. Tiny dicked weirdos with anger issues.

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get-tuit.bsky.social•1 day ago

Looks like a toy car you'd give to a 5 year old

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skrudumra.bsky.social•22 hours ago

That thing was an ugly eye sore from the onset. Painting a swastika on it to show Musk's true colors did nothing to improve sales like they all hoped it would.

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dsky8888.bsky.social•1 day ago

More MAGA style winning!

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junebug1925.bsky.social•1 day ago

I see at least 6 within 5 miles of where I live and 2 always seem to be pulling into the mini market gas station /charging center when I do.
Such a ridiculously ugly vehicle

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blueinthesouth.bsky.social•1 day ago

I see at least 3 daily. They're sooo ugly.

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kilocharlie237.bsky.social•1 day ago

Kiss of DEATH.

I LIKE IT! 💀

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strangelilmagpie.bsky.social•18 hours ago

The new Edsel?

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spicyorchid.bsky.social•15 hours ago

Even if it wasn't associated with Musk, that thing is hideous.

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bethjacksonlb.bsky.social•1 day ago

The parking lots of a local closed $2/movie theater are a Tesla cemetary. There are dozens of Cybertruck and Tesla sedans.

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whiteroseresist.bsky.social•1 day ago

It’s so weird that Americans who saved the world from Nazis… don’t want to own their staff car.

https://bsky.app/profile/sethabramson.bsky.social/post/3lpqe36bo2c2l

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thedarkrattler.bsky.social•1 day ago

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imunderwhat.bsky.social•1 day ago

lmao

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the-storm-inside.bsky.social•1 day ago

Don't buy no ugly truck!

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htina.bsky.social•1 day ago

As it should.

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nadjacravensworth.bsky.social•1 day ago

And their penises aren't any bigger either. So sad. Oh well.

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cbf.bsky.social•1 day ago

I *almost* feel sorry for Cybertruck owners.

🤣🤣🤣 j/k, not really. Let them wear that albatross around their necks as a reminder to the rest of us not to fall prey to a cult.

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mjfrog.bsky.social•1 day ago

What knucklehead signed off on this monstrosity?

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z00keeper.bsky.social•1 day ago

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smashfash.bsky.social•1 day ago

This has gotta be the biggest flop in the history of flops

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davidjohnurban.bsky.social•1 day ago

An ugly flop at that.

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adriana1o5.bsky.social•1 day ago

Can’t think of a more deserving bunch of losers for this to happen to

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goodwitchglinda.bsky.social•1 day ago

FAFO

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jotata75.bsky.social•1 day ago

Tesla should go bankrupt

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dontstopbelievin.bsky.social•1 day ago

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webrant.bsky.social•1 day ago

Due to no demand.

https://bsky.app/profile/carlquintanilla.bsky.social/post/3lppv4qarcc2m

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webrant.bsky.social•1 day ago

"The dip has been so deep that the Boring Company would have a hard time reaching the bottom of its sales chart pit, which has totaled 46,000 units since production started in late 2023."

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anita72.bsky.social•1 day ago

It's butt ugly so it should be a flop. Like Jake Tapper's book.

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jonnyv.bsky.social•1 day ago

Elon is going to need more public funding

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greenhombre.bsky.social•1 day ago

Many Cybertruck owners were unfuckable even before this purchase.

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slabhogg1.bsky.social•1 day ago

Lmao #NeedleDicks 👍🤣

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oldcorvus.bsky.social•1 day ago

How can you not love a car that looks like this?

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revjoey.bsky.social•1 day ago

Class action lemon lawsuit.

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juanrive.bsky.social•1 day ago

Only 45%?

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prone2rants.bsky.social•1 day ago

It's hideously ugly, besides so many other flaws. it's the Gremlin or AMC Pacer up today.

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foggydew.bsky.social•1 day ago

Swasticars, nobody likes them.

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kensinthemoment.bsky.social•22 hours ago

I give the finger to them whenever I pass one 🖕 - childish yes, but feels right 👊

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peskyprofessor.bsky.social•1 day ago

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alanroseca.bsky.social•1 day ago

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coreheadlines.com•1 day ago

Easy to see the village idiot coming in this POS

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stephanieredacted.bsky.social•19 hours ago

You've heard of clown cars. This is a clown truck.

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glameyedoc.bsky.social•1 day ago

I really don't care! Do U?

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madmandolorian.bsky.social•1 day ago

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sooner95.bsky.social•1 day ago

Awwwwwwww.....

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outofnames.bsky.social•1 day ago

This makes me giddy

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ronpresley.bsky.social•17 hours ago

Why would anyone even want one??? That's the ugliest piece of crap I see on the road, which is very seldom thank God!

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winwan.bsky.social•1 day ago

Hahahahahahahaha. That’s all I got for them.

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experimental22.bsky.social•1 day ago

Well, I mean, look at it. It is farcical.

It’s a classic case of the emperor having no clothes. Everyone can see how insultingly stupid it looks but doesn’t want to tell the owners that they were had.

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doraymefarted.bsky.social•1 day ago

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jaydeedouble.bsky.social•1 day ago

My favorite statement about the Cybertruck:

"Hey everyone, here comes the Ambassador of Divorce!"

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sanasp.bsky.social•1 day ago

Subtitle: dumb people who buy dumb looking cars make dumb financial decisions

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ghep.bsky.social•14 hours ago

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alt-irs.altgov.info•19 hours ago

😈

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carolynthechef.bsky.social•1 day ago

This is the worse thing I’ve ever seen it looks like a trash can

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ericaodd.bsky.social•1 day ago

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garigipatirs.bsky.social•1 day ago

May be Afrikaners will buy it!

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splogal.bsky.social•1 day ago

The bad ass #CrackheadChariot is earning the same reputation as his other rides.
#TeslaServiceIsTheWorst
#TeslasAreNotReliable
#FSDIsSmokeAndMirros
#GoEVButNotTesla

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tjholland.com•1 day ago

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brucecox.bsky.social•1 day ago

💯

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david-stone.bsky.social•1 day ago

Chances are we'll hear about a bulk purchase from the Middle East at not-fire-sale prices so Elon can "save face". In exchange, he will then give them a deal on Starlink or something or other else. My confidence level is 47.6%, give or take.

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mrlinas.bsky.social•1 day ago

Who wants to drive a defective SUV, that’s quite ugly looking, that everyone who sees you driving it instantly thinks less of you. Imagine winning one. Are you keeping it? It’s an instant sell or donation. But who’s buying? Bad cycle to be in

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finalboyo.bsky.social•15 hours ago

One thing to love about capitalism: Tesla may be forced to finally realize that Musk is more of a liability than an asset and dump him for better leadership.

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squeakins85.bsky.social•1 day ago

People should have made better life decisions, I guess

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designomatt.com•23 hours ago

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exposing47.bsky.social•1 day ago

🤣

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barneyflintstone.bsky.social•1 day ago

#swasticar!

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erincfc.bsky.social•20 hours ago

#swastikkkar
There! I fixed it for you! 🤣

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timplex.bsky.social•1 day ago

Reminder that automating a factory only saves money if you can sell the products

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3v1lkr0w.bsky.social•1 day ago

I saw one in real life late at night. Just the headlights and my first thought was "damn that has got to be an ugly vehicle". When I made my turn noticed it was a nazi truck and that's when I knew my initial reaction was correct. Those are some of the ugliest vehicles ever!

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onecaliberal.bsky.social•1 day ago

Lol

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melodykayyoung.bsky.social•1 day ago

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bonfire25.bsky.social•1 day ago

Pretty sure we knew that as soon as we saw a steel garbage pail on wheels.

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otbnmalta.bsky.social•19 hours ago

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kiwidreamsinspace.bsky.social•1 day ago

Glorious endorphin providing news

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kparent.bsky.social•1 day ago

I remember the Edsel and the Gremlin huge flops.

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fergusthepug.bsky.social•1 day ago

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kareness.bsky.social•1 day ago

👏👏👏👏👏👏destroy Elon Shmuck

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survivingyes.bsky.social•1 day ago

Not worth the weight of the steel in a scrap yard

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maritimetexas.bsky.social•1 day ago

"The Cybertruck has depreciated by 45% after only one year.”

Well, sure, if you drive it in the rain or something foolish like that.

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steevee001.bsky.social•1 day ago

🤣

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unpersoned.bsky.social•1 day ago

As a kindly liberal grandmother, I like to set a good example for my grandson by flipping off cybertruck drivers and expressing my thoughts on the probable size of their dicks.
Now I shall revise my remarks to include "Good luck selling that to some other loser, incel!!"

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mychaelp.bsky.social•18 hours ago

Waiting for my $39k reservation price.

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rapidresponse47.bsky.social•21 hours ago

Officially? It was hideous and impractical from day one. Toddlers like it and grown men who think Trump is the embodiment of strength and patriotism.

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sue19721954.bsky.social•1 day ago

😂😂😂

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leftcoasteroc.bsky.social•1 day ago

We can do better!

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marthawt.bsky.social•1 hour ago

Oh, darn. Anyway … 💅

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mjh878.bsky.social•1 day ago

Thank you for sharing today’s “Good News Capsule”! A welcome respite from all the bad news :-)

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sis-n-pups.bsky.social•1 day ago

This thing is so ugly.. there's really no justification for ever getting it to begin with

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cologirl.bsky.social•1 day ago

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phds2.bsky.social•1 day ago

Tesla’s Edsel!

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docmark.bsky.social•22 hours ago

To all the Tesla Takedowners: Thanks, and keep up the good work.

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eternal-wave.net•1 day ago

Aww, did someone lose money by being a fascist?

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nannus.bsky.social•1 day ago

Not astonishing. That is a totally silly car. Who needs that? People would laugh about you if you got one.

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stevese.bsky.social•1 day ago

Surprised it took a year.

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gandalfpc.bsky.social•1 day ago

A Cybertruck in its natural environment

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greatfausto.bsky.social•1 day ago

The Price is Right can’t even give them away 🤣🤣🤣

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susancamille.bsky.social•1 day ago

Just another reason to point and laugh when you see one on the road.

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dennishutton.bsky.social•20 hours ago

It’s ugly, it falls apart and the pro-apartheid, racist prick that owns the company had better double up his security

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nudgecloud.bsky.social•20 hours ago

Elon's Edsel

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vspouse.bsky.social•1 day ago

when that apartheid low life meddled in the election and bought a fake presidency, his dumbass was cooked and creating that grifting doge, sealed the deal. his company is capish, his ass is going broke and he will land on his face. his grifting gig and car brand is gone. no recovery. 😆

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tamarakim.bsky.social•1 day ago

Love this for them ❤️

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flygirltess.bsky.social•1 day ago

Ouch

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dentedcamrybumper.bsky.social•1 day ago

Yeah, it’s a giant weird hunk of steel.

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uclabruin1998.bsky.social•1 day ago

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mom6.bsky.social•1 day ago

That’s too bad.

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detroitstrong.bsky.social•1 day ago

The Edsel looks like a best seller now

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detroitstrong.bsky.social•1 day ago

Hard to guess why?

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hyper-ririi.bsky.social•1 day ago

the container bin is far more functional

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thallheim.bsky.social•1 day ago

Now that's cheered me right up! Thank you kindly.

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cavie06.bsky.social•1 day ago

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silverrain64.bsky.social•1 day ago

When asked for comment, the designer of the Pontiac Aztek said only, "Phew, we're not Mississippi anymore".

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jdp238.bsky.social•1 day ago

The Atzek will live forever thanks to “Breaking Bad.”

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sanasp.bsky.social•1 day ago

Walter’s Aztec served him well.

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skr0999.bsky.social•23 hours ago

It’s had 9 recalls in the last 2-3 yrs. Regardless of Musks image that thing was garbage

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adamvanho.bsky.social•1 day ago

Yugos depreciated slower than Cybertrucks.

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atlantadem.bsky.social•1 day ago

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pottersville.bsky.social•1 day ago

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savageviv.bsky.social•1 day ago

"Shocking"

Said no one, ever.

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louis8086.bsky.social•1 day ago

Elon needs to be sad every day he bought a one way ticket on the MAGA train. Everyone who loves democracy should boycott products associated with Musk. Top talent at his companies should jump ship too. Elon is just a mouthpiece and doesn’t actually do anything of substance but overpromise.

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kittlieder.bsky.social•22 hours ago

🤡🤡🤡

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nvpoole.bsky.social•23 hours ago

Won’t be enough until it’s a ZERO!

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missingcolorado.bsky.social•1 day ago

Anyone who bought one was a moron from the start. Ugly, falling apart, burning up with people locked in them. They should depreciate more than 45% that first year.

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tiffanynorton.bsky.social•1 day ago

Is this why Tush Push is trending?

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adguy1985.bsky.social•1 day ago

I did Nazi that coming

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ken-kenny-kenneth.bsky.social•1 day ago

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x36689775.bsky.social•1 day ago

the ugliest car on the road.. only morons can drive it

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vacatmom3.bsky.social•1 day ago

#DeathTrap

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muaddip73.bsky.social•1 day ago

I’m shocked it isn’t more, to be fair

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pauldhell.bsky.social•21 hours ago

Burn Hitler’s Helper on a pile of them!!

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manuele.bsky.social•19 hours ago

flop because many with a small dick don’t want other people see they have a small dick. everyone tries to compensate for something, but the Cybertrck is just to obvious. remember what we said about the Jaguar E? the cybertruck is sort of Jaguar E with horrible design. Made in US.

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caligal28.bsky.social•1 day ago

Not surprised, they’re ugly.

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convivialmuse.bsky.social•1 day ago

before it is too late, what is the coefficient of drag on this thing?

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williamwillyloman.bsky.social•1 day ago

Actual coefficient drag, or on the top & bottom-line of the company?

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convivialmuse.bsky.social•1 day ago

I was thinking of compared to a Bradley Tank.

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dbach55.bsky.social•1 day ago

Every so often there has to be a swing and miss. We need an Edsel.

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vanala.bsky.social•21 hours ago

To all the people that bought this Swastitruck to try and clean up the environment, before Elon showed he was a Nazi. I feel for you, you where doing the right thing. To every on who bought it to support Elon.
Fuck Right The Fuck Off
Glad for your financial Loss

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karhey.bsky.social•1 day ago

Musk should be pushed out as CEO.

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dancelittlesister.bsky.social•1 day ago

Who could've predicted that this ugly piece of shite would be wildly undesirable?

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suzannedspain.bsky.social•19 hours ago

LOL

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wiggles008.bsky.social•22 hours ago

Better off using it for an antenna!

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latticemindset.bsky.social•1 day ago

Read a post from someone the other day:

The Cybertruck is an abomination of geometry. I though the statement capture the true essence of the Cybertruck.

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headworx.bsky.social•1 day ago

Appreciating assets

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skychaserjenn.bsky.social•1 day ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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mycenaeanatlas.bsky.social•1 day ago

Mr. Monk designs a car.

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nelsonrarebooks.com•1 day ago

Wait somebody is paying even 55% for a Cybertruck?!

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vkingpin.bsky.social•1 day ago

Keep boycotting the swasticar and the nazi swastitruck! Sell your stocks in his businesses! Let's bankrupt the fuck!

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erincfc.bsky.social•20 hours ago

Is this the Edsel of the 21st century?

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magentarocks.bsky.social•1 day ago

Maybe they can gather them all up and commission an artist to do a John Chamberlain-esq tribute and turn them into sculptures for display at Space Karen's Starbase

https://gagosian.com/artists/john-chamberlain/

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selfdrivinghumans.bsky.social•1 day ago

Add those to the toxicity of the label and you've got a trash dumpster on wheels.

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selfdrivinghumans.bsky.social•1 day ago

Anyone who has ever owned stainless steel appliances knows they are not maintenance-free and they rust when the protective coating is gone. It's called stainless, not rustless. It's an ugly vehicle. It reminds me of a toy model made out of a block of wood that was crudely carved and painted silver.

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kmschubring.bsky.social•1 day ago

🤪🤪🤪🤣🤣🤣🤣 sorry not sorry

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bluecryptic.bsky.social•1 day ago

Not a fan of Elon or the truck but see them on the daily in el-lay.

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stealmytesla.bsky.social•1 day ago

Are you a Cybertruck owner? Got dem Depreciation Blues? We can get that Tesla off your hands and put you in back in the black.

https://stealmytesla.com

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mollykh.bsky.social•18 hours ago

I just don’t feel sorry for anyone that bought that thing. Even before the political drama, that thing was hideous and useless. 🙂‍↔️

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belladonna406.bsky.social•1 day ago

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oetyman.bsky.social•23 hours ago

I'm betting it's less than $800M (same number of trucks but worth less than $800M)

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belladonna406.bsky.social•16 hours ago

Does it matter? The universal boycott worked.

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atlantaworks.bsky.social•20 hours ago

Likely for insurance so they still get paid.

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rgbose.bsky.social•1 day ago

Well then, $TSLA stock go up!🤡

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drjt4real.bsky.social•1 day ago

#fugly

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jmitchelldalton.bsky.social•1 day ago

It's the new Edsel--and Elon has no one to blame but himself.

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kenofseattle.bsky.social•18 hours ago

Don't care. Anybody that bought one of these is a bonafide moron. And morons always learn things the hard way.

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internist.bsky.social•21 hours ago

#deplorean #swasticar

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soupfox.bsky.social•1 day ago

Calling it a flop is an insult to flops

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utternonesense.bsky.social•1 day ago

Couldn't have have happened to a nicer guy and car company. No tears or pity from me.

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auntiemamelives.bsky.social•1 day ago

We're talking about a $70K vehicle. I do not feel sorry for these people

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jamesbkane.bsky.social•1 day ago

Got infected by one of those South African parasites limping around the Oval. Seig. Heil.

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flappyhappy.bsky.social•1 day ago

Just like the proverbial styrofoam tractor 🚜

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mattaponi.bsky.social•17 hours ago

The 2025 Edsel…

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appledawg.bsky.social•1 day ago

Not even fit for a demo derby

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westernflyer2.bsky.social•1 day ago

Guessing the real depreciation is 100% - meaning no one will buy that piece of shit regardless of price.

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cometspelling.bsky.social•1 day ago

An ugly unsafe piece of garbage!

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itstygrey.bsky.social•1 day ago

The Pontiac Aztec held up better than this POS 😂

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sanasp.bsky.social•1 day ago

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vspouse.bsky.social•1 day ago

😆😆😆😆🏆

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dancelittlesister.bsky.social•1 day ago

So did the Yugo and the AMC Pacer.

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sanasp.bsky.social•1 day ago

A Yugo blew off the Mackinac Bridge once, due to high winds. And Martin Lawrence’s character, coincidentally also named Martin, owned a Pacer on his 80s tv show, which set in Detroit. Hence the infamous catch phrase “gas up the Pacer!” when the zany crew was going to Chicago. I’ll see myself out.

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dancelittlesister.bsky.social•1 day ago

Always love a good bit of pop culture trivia!

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david-stone.bsky.social•1 day ago

I actually liked the Pacer, but I'd never tell anyone that.

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dancelittlesister.bsky.social•1 day ago

I think if they brought the Pacer design back today it would do great.

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itstygrey.bsky.social•1 day ago

VW sold the hell out of the Golf so I’d have to agree. Gremlin would be sweet as well.

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itstygrey.bsky.social•1 day ago

My Dad had a Yugo when I was a kid lol. I don’t know how we survived the 80s man…. Honestly not sure we did sometimes 😭

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pmurray63.bsky.social•1 day ago

From what I understand, Aztec buyers who could get past its looks really liked its practical features.

The Cybertruck, on the other hand, has no such redeeming qualities.

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itstygrey.bsky.social•1 day ago

It was just ugly and came out at the worst possible time. I’ll always have a sweet spot for Pontiac just because of the 2002 WS6 Trans Am. Still one of my dream cars to this day.

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pmurray63.bsky.social•1 day ago

I recall reading somewhere that automotive journalists attending the auto show in Detroit in 1999 were sad because GM showed off a beautiful concept vehicle that they knew would never be built ... and the Aztec, which they knew *would* be built.

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