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eve6.bsky.social • 113 days ago

Jessica alba do you like alternative rock

Reposted from Pop Crave

Jessica Alba & Cash Warren have split and are heading towards divorce after 16 years of marriage, TMZ reports.

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tomjoad-og-antifa.bsky.social•113 days ago

GOOD LUCK!

carol279279.bsky.social•113 days ago

😁

eve6.bsky.social•113 days ago

Don't answer here plz go through the proper channels

patburrellsmydad.bsky.social•112 days ago

Just don't put my man's tender heart in a blender. We need him.

ptros.bsky.social•113 days ago

I love the classics, ngl

amymiranda.bsky.social•113 days ago

Inside Out on a boombox outside her window. Will work like a charm.

thefirstrule.bsky.social•113 days ago

Weren't you supposed to be swimming? Leave Jessica alone, I distinctly remember her say somewhere that she was into nu-metal. That's sounds like a real thing, I think?

caias.bsky.social•113 days ago

The "proper channels" being her responding to your note "Do you like me? Y/N" which you slipped into her locker between classes, correct?

soozuk.bsky.social•113 days ago

ask her on x the everything app to make it legal

wormfood-local-510.bsky.social•113 days ago

You do need to have your Relationship Permit signed by a notarized blue check, unfortunately.

sascrotch.bsky.social•113 days ago

This is Jessica, I don’t like alternative rock but I do like that song about a heart in a blender

outoftheblew.bsky.social•113 days ago

What are the proper channels for her? Are you hoping she slides into your DMs? If she sees this and likes cat pictures she can contact me however she likes.

luvnabroknclock.bsky.social•113 days ago

Hey, girl, hey. If your Eve6 lasts longer than 4 hours, call your god or goddess of choice and thank them.

ulthanon.bsky.social•113 days ago

this is a deep cut, Mr. 6

kuragari.bsky.social•113 days ago

Proper channels:

gravel-bubbles.bsky.social•113 days ago

thehockeyboomer.bsky.social•113 days ago

Eve626 - a San Gabriel Valley Love Story

isilven.moonmaiden.gay•113 days ago

hit her with the "sending SO much love and support to Jessica Alba! you got this ♥" skeet. it worked for Olivia Munn with John Mulaney, it could work for you!!!!!!!!

prepcoredoug.bsky.social•113 days ago

ah this is the one

liseski.bsky.social•113 days ago

better hurry before Pete Davidson finds out

jordanfalk.bsky.social•113 days ago

Hope she sees this bro

blogus.bsky.social•113 days ago

I’ll bet she likes alternative rock bands that buy their reply guys Peavey T60’s

chuckennui.bsky.social•113 days ago

It was worth a shot.

blogus.bsky.social•113 days ago

I’ve been taking these shots for four years now. If eve6 guy can ask people if they like alternative rock, I can ask eve6 guy to buy me a highly underrated guitar with all his Spotify money

theurry.bsky.social•113 days ago

Eve 6 man do you like Truly

mickw26.bsky.social•113 days ago

weedlordbonerchamp.hellthread.vet•113 days ago

Wishing you the best with this one bud

beezecostello.bsky.social•113 days ago

She seems like a Blues Traveler fan. No I will not elaborate

jhlava.bsky.social•113 days ago

She’s just getting divorced, last thing she needs is her heart in a blender.

1337mr2.bsky.social•112 days ago

She might like being spunaroundintoabeautifuloblivion though?

lisag724.bsky.social•113 days ago

makes me chuckle every time

zombie-esq.bsky.social•113 days ago

Gotta shoot your shot

betharooo.bsky.social•113 days ago

Waited 27 days to make this post huh hahahah

week4paug.net•113 days ago

you would've done much better as a comedian; you've written more than 1 good skeet, which is a better track record than your other career...

drbutchermd.bsky.social•113 days ago

I heard the end was all but assured when he watched Machete and saw her somehow put in the worst performance in a movie that also starred Steven Seagal.