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Keep my name out of your Fucking mouth!

The most anticipated episode ever? Mickey Mouse makes his picks in the @criterion.bsky.social Criterion Closet! #criterioncloset

Same.

When a baby is about to be born, someone always has to boil water. It's for the baby's first hot dogs.

The two genders: Corn or Flour This is the flag:

i will not quote this with anything actionable i will not quote this with anything actionable i will not quote this with anything actionable i will not quote this with anything actionable

She Got an Abortion. So A Texas Cop Used 83,000 Cameras to Track Her Down. The current setup of the Flock ALPR system is incompatible with a free society.

I'm debating getting one in Mexico and just driving it over here.

I can't believe people think that using LLMs to write isn't destroying their critical thinking abilities. I'm like 5% dumber just because of spellcheck.

coming up on the ten year anniversary of my wife asking me what was making me laugh so hard i almost asphyxiated and me saying "nothing"

One of the funniest jokes in TV history big RIP

Happy pride everybody.

RIP John Redcorn

Met a nice girl at a uni freshers night and went back to her place. She undressed and started unrolling a massive condom. I had a mini panic attack thinking I had a problem. Turns out it was a female condom and they are just bigger.

Happy Pride to these two

Once in a while I find myself thinking on Bernie Sanders' "are you willing to fight for someone you don't know?" campaign line, and contrasting it with elected Democrats in 2025, who aren't even willing to fight for themselves

Trump take lake

Confession: I have never played candy crush.

This.

I did not know that was the source of the conspiracy lol

A visit to the Elephant Graveyard of West Bloomfield, Michigan: unsold Cybertrucks piling up in the parking lot of a closed Bed, Bath, & Beyond about a mile south of the Tesla dealer. May 30, 2025. #Tesla #Michigan #cybertruck

My fellow Cis-Hets, if you’re looking for a substantive way to help for Pride, consider that not all kids get the parents they deserve and many are turned out on the street when the come out. If you can swing it, consider donating to a local teen shelter to give kids a roof and the love they deserve

This is why people across the country need to remain engaged and not give up in the face of oppression

this year, it's Pride as in lions, as in we will tear the throats out of anyone threatening our trans folks

King shit

"He Was The Best Guy Around! What Murdah?"

US senator calls for the destruction of a civilian ship that intends to deliver humanitarian aid

"can a phone design cook too hard?" asked and answered

ML man, Anarchist woman

Is Cocaine Having a Moment? With high-profile contemporary users like Elon Musk and Donald Trump Jr. dominating the news, the infamous white powder has achieved a social resonance it hasn't seen since the days of Mork & Mindy, early Aerosmith, and Lawrence Taylor's 1985 season.

I have confusion Was Hanania trolling? Were you joking? Were you serious but are now backing out after the immediate strong negative reaction? Genuinely idk what's happening here

this shit took me out

Unbelievable! Today, San Diego witnessed a government-sanctioned kidnapping. ICE stormed Buona Forchetta in military gear ripping workers away, then unleashing tear gas and smoke on the terrified community. Full on police state, fascism now used on American citizens. Stay aware. #OnYourSide