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Do it, Mr. President! Your scheming Boer vizier has betrayed you and must be punished!

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😇

submitted 36 minutes ago • 19 comments

theres a nonzero chance that when all is said and done elon musk gets deported

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great answer.

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Newsmax's Carl Higbie: "Elon, if you knew he was on the Epstein client list, why did you let him board Marine One with your son?"

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Imagine being so thoroughly off-putting that even donald fucking trump tells you to hit the road

submitted 50 minutes ago • 5 comments

Elon and Trump pulling into separate Home Depot parking lots and tweeting “I’m here you fuckaas bitch”

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LMFAO holy shit it is too

submitted 2 hours ago • 8 comments

grabbing the wrong disk and accidentally teaching Neo the art of geisha

submitted 61 days ago • 9 comments

I just called my congressman Buddy Carter's office and asked if he, as a proud member of the DOGE caucus, is siding with President Trump or Elon Musk. I literally heard the staffer break out in a sweat. 😂 They said they couldn't speak for him. I said, "Didn't you just answer his phone?!"

submitted 1 hour ago • 2 comments

Fox News rn

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I'm keeping an eye on EVERY single one of you

submitted 1 hour ago • 1 comment

I cannot stop wheezing

submitted 1 hour ago • 1054 comments

I want musk to say the assassination attempt was staged.

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this day ends with confirmation that they crossed swords on that fucken island

submitted 1 hour ago • 2 comments

Everyone on Twitter right now.

submitted 3 hours ago • 94 comments

Still jarring to see it in print. @axios.com

submitted 1 hour ago • 118 comments

Musk dropped his “big bomb” on Trump. Now Steve Bannon is getting Trump’s response ready.

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if the wheels had come off this thing any faster it'd be a Cybertruck

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You reckon Elmo might have a copy of the Epstein files just lyin' around?

submitted 2 hours ago • 236 comments

i now see why ICE have been hiding their faces so much

submitted 5 hours ago • 26 comments

average new york city resident: hmmmmm i can't decide. should i vote for the guy who likes public transit or the disgraced sex pervert governor who killed a trillion old ladies with his bare hands

submitted 12 hours ago • 11 comments

Official Cuomo ad has him dapping up a guy in an I ❤️BBWs hoodie

submitted 7 hours ago • 30 comments

Texting this to all the offline homies limiting their screen time

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Many people are saying Donald Trump looks weak and probably doesn't have the guts to send Elon to CECOT

submitted 1 hour ago • 6 comments

get ready to drive a Chinese EV

submitted 1 hour ago • 17 comments

If you’re overstimulated, please report to the Bluesky cooldown tent where we have orange slices and someone who doesn’t understand the concept of jokes waiting for you

submitted 2 hours ago • 97 comments

Pro tip: People who live in highly subsidized and regulated houses shouldn’t throw stones.

submitted 11 hours ago • 14 comments

This is like Jake Paul vs Mike Tyson for the nuclear codes

submitted 1 hour ago • 11 comments

I mean even the Titanic had entertainment as it was going down.

submitted 2 hours ago • 5 comments

why not decommission it the usual way: launching it into a million pieces over protected wetlands

submitted 1 hour ago • 63 comments

the president wont see your cheap dunks against jeffery epstein . But your friends who have ties to state sponsored pedophilia will

submitted 2 hours ago • 53 comments

Trump vs. Musk is Drake vs. Kendrick with two Drakes

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