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just put your hair in a bun, put on the Spotify corporate workflow playlist, and maximize stockholder value sis!

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do you think your sister would like me?

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This man has no bones

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Imagining a metal fan who gets mad that their favorite band got heavier

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I didn’t even know girls had groins 😳

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Whom can I punish

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i need my haters to know they shouldn’t rejoice when i make sad posts. i’m still better than you even when im sad just so you know

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yeah I’m feeling a little lonely. But soon that will pass and be replaced by much worse feelings ✨

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The Odious Pervert has sent you a direct message

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thank you for all of your posts and thank you for reading my posts, too

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everyone doing okay back there?

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imagining beautiful breasts, in a chaste way

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hell, gotta sublimate something

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Has the sky looked weird to anyone else lately? I guess it’s from this heatwave. The color is off

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bro literally has Resting Henchman Face tho

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they should do pizza delivery subscriptions like they used to do newspapers. just pull up and toss a pizza on the lawn once or several times a week

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I think if the Predator (from Predator 2, the one where it's really hot out) came to my office he would be on my side. I wouldn't have to worry about my safety, he would help me out

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They’re making a new Punch-Out!! video game but all of your opponents are horribly offensive parodies of me

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did we ever find out anything more about Cuomo’s nipple piercings?

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it’s good when the people you hate experience pain

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bill clinton you must commit seppuku you old fuck

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Comrade Zohran Mamdani must immediately begin rounding up petite bourgeois, landlords, anarchists, and other counter-revolutionaries, and supply arms and material to the Liberation Forces dug into the forests of Vermont and Minnesota.

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just put your hair in a bun, put on the Spotify corporate workflow playlist, and maximize stockholder value sis!

do you think your sister would like me?

This man has no bones

Imagining a metal fan who gets mad that their favorite band got heavier

I didn’t even know girls had groins 😳

Whom can I punish

i need my haters to know they shouldn’t rejoice when i make sad posts. i’m still better than you even when im sad just so you know

yeah I’m feeling a little lonely. But soon that will pass and be replaced by much worse feelings ✨

The Odious Pervert has sent you a direct message

thank you for all of your posts and thank you for reading my posts, too

everyone doing okay back there?

imagining beautiful breasts, in a chaste way

hell, gotta sublimate something

Has the sky looked weird to anyone else lately? I guess it’s from this heatwave. The color is off

bro literally has Resting Henchman Face tho

they should do pizza delivery subscriptions like they used to do newspapers. just pull up and toss a pizza on the lawn once or several times a week

I think if the Predator (from Predator 2, the one where it's really hot out) came to my office he would be on my side. I wouldn't have to worry about my safety, he would help me out

They’re making a new Punch-Out!! video game but all of your opponents are horribly offensive parodies of me

did we ever find out anything more about Cuomo’s nipple piercings?

it’s good when the people you hate experience pain

bill clinton you must commit seppuku you old fuck

Comrade Zohran Mamdani must immediately begin rounding up petite bourgeois, landlords, anarchists, and other counter-revolutionaries, and supply arms and material to the Liberation Forces dug into the forests of Vermont and Minnesota.

do you guys think I'll feel better when I wake up tomorrow or will my lungs be full of crud?

Brian Blessed is so cool

I'm adding you to my list of People I'm Too Scared to Hug

I say 'thank you' with my wallet. I say 'I love you' with my wallet.

can't believe i ever used to like anything