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2x2l.bsky.social
a nice friend for you. I’m not married to anyone.
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you can make a bunch of spaghetti

submitted 6 hours ago • 2 comments

if you could see how messy these nachos are you would kick me out of society

submitted 15 hours ago • 1 comment

things used to be different in many ways

submitted 18 hours ago • 4 comments

Just so we're clear.

submitted 1 day ago • 12 comments

after a week of driving and one million chores followed by a week of being sick and one million work, I am finally able to rest and be a piece of shit

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

y'all ever regret to inform someone of something?

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

I have a recurring dream that there’s this huge aquarium my ex and I left behind at my mom’s house years ago and there’s all these gnarly creatures still living inside the fucked up gross water

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

I should not ever have to read about someone called “Lando Norris”

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

my older brother must be stoned. he’s sent me like 10 youtube links in a row

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

and now to put in place the ultimate backstop to protect this precious democracy should all else fail: the most grotesque attorneys we could find

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

if you don’t cut your grass it goes all fun in the wind bonus koru yelling in the background, he’s shouting at a bone

submitted 1 day ago • 4 comments

just put your hair in a bun, put on the Spotify corporate workflow playlist, and maximize stockholder value sis!

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

do you think your sister would like me?

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

This man has no bones

submitted 3 days ago • 18 comments

Imagining a metal fan who gets mad that their favorite band got heavier

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

I didn’t even know girls had groins 😳

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

submitted 3 days ago • 19 comments

Whom can I punish

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

i need my haters to know they shouldn’t rejoice when i make sad posts. i’m still better than you even when im sad just so you know

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

yeah I’m feeling a little lonely. But soon that will pass and be replaced by much worse feelings ✨

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

The Odious Pervert has sent you a direct message

submitted 9 days ago • 2 comments

thank you for all of your posts and thank you for reading my posts, too

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

everyone doing okay back there?

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

imagining beautiful breasts, in a chaste way

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

hell, gotta sublimate something

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

Has the sky looked weird to anyone else lately? I guess it’s from this heatwave. The color is off

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

bro literally has Resting Henchman Face tho

submitted 4 days ago • 41 comments

they should do pizza delivery subscriptions like they used to do newspapers. just pull up and toss a pizza on the lawn once or several times a week

submitted 4 days ago • 4 comments