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Patent litigator, something else and TBD. My patronus is an espresso machine.
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Today in Boston. Over a million people turned out. Even the drone couldn't get it all. #NoKingsDay #BostonStrong #ICEProtest

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WTF?

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I told you we’d be back

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It's 2015. President Barack Obama has accepted a "sky palace" jumbo jet from the Qatari government, which he'll own after he leaves office. "Everybody relax," he says in an interview with the New York Times. Everyone does. The networks then televise the military parade in his honor on his birthday.

submitted 34 days ago • 944 comments

eight years ago today we all watched the glory of zendaya falling madly in love with tom holland and the internet was never the same

submitted 39 days ago • 439 comments

We are at the point in history where Germany is having to lecture the US on the need to fight fascism.

submitted 43 days ago • 344 comments

Barry Blitt’s first 100 days cover for the New Yorker.

submitted 48 days ago • 344 comments

PhD Timeline xkcd.com/3081

submitted 51 days ago • 617 comments

Harvard has enlisted Lehotsky Keller, the pro-business-with-impeccable-conservative-credentials litigation boutique, to lead its litigation against the Administration. www.harvard.edu/research-fun...

submitted 54 days ago • 14 comments

With everyone focused on whether Trump will fire Pete Hegseth And the death of Pope Francis The Dow is down about ANOTHER 1200 points-with the dollar at a 3 year low And Kilmar Abrego Garcia languishes in El Salvador as his allies fight for due process What a debacle this administration has been

submitted 54 days ago • 78 comments

Sincerely I mean this, Nero never did anything this stupid

submitted 69 days ago • 44 comments

One of these things is not like the others

submitted 94 days ago • 659 comments

Alsupp issuing a PI from the bench. Finding that OPM engaged in sham terminations, claiming they were performance based in an attempt to avoid the procedural requirements of the Reduction in Force Act. Oh holy shit, quote in next post

submitted 94 days ago • 22 comments

I have appeared in front of Judge Alsup and can hear him saying this quite clearly.

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Scoop: Washington Post editor Ruth Marcus says she’s resigning after a column on Jeff Bezos’s Wall Street Journal-like opinion pivot was rejected by Will Lewis

submitted 97 days ago • 386 comments

if I understand American politics correctly, progressivism is something that requires 60 senate votes to work, while national conservatism doesn’t require any votes at all

submitted 132 days ago • 728 comments

Thanksgiving 2024: “can i has?”

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Pleased to announce the newest unit of time: The Gaetz. Just a day over a week and a little short of a Scaramucci. wapo.st/3AQSnHM

submitted 205 days ago • 29 comments

I'm a <squints> "certified . . . elder"? Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #139,787!

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Absurdly high res graphic of the day: Orbit Map of the Solar System! Click the image and zoom in all the way 🙌 All the usual suspects re: planets and moons are there, but also almost 20,000 other bodies like asteroids. Super cool

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i really want to start collecting actually published books written by fictional characters. i think its so fucking fascinating. do you know any?

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Among the first people to shell out $200 to have the disgraced former-Rep. George Santos send a personalized clip through Cameo on Monday was Sen. John Fetterman, who requested that Santos send a message to Sen. Bob Menendez.

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