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Neurodivergent weird fiction writer. Witness to Our Stupid Future™. Here's a buncha emojis so I don't have to use words like some medieval shit-shoveler. 🫀👻💋🐭🐙☄🤦🏻‍♂️🤦‍♀️🤦 Pronouns 3rd-person: he / him 2nd-person: you 1st-person: I / me 0th-person: √π¿£ / ∆¡÷§

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Is there some way to buy a negative number of copies of Karine Jean-Pierre's book, thereby taking money out of this grifter's pocket? youtu.be/BTeVRcKCDG8

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Parks & Rec meets What We Do in the Shadows...drop what your doing and watch the pilot. youtu.be/c9PVCXwVsgY

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Before weaving, people had to tie thousands of individual strings to their bodies

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I didn't realize the "one, big, beautiful bill" was literally called that. Why does our incipient dictator have to be such a clown? It's like if the Weimar Republic was destroyed by Carrot Top. en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/One_Big...

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Math teacher: (presents equation) okay, solve for X Roman kid: 10! It's always 10!

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Trans people deserve to exist. Pass it the fuck on!

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

When all you have is a time machine, every problem looks like a young Hitler leaning out a tenth-storey window.

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Show us your writing process in a GIF.

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"I used to think revenge was a dish best served cold. But then I realized it meant getting back at somebody." RIP, Norm. You're still bringing me joy to this day. youtu.be/OStQ4Ohzync

submitted 38 days ago • 0 comments

So this is the famous red pill.

submitted 41 days ago • 0 comments

Wow, what a horrific typo. Right on the cover.

submitted 47 days ago • 128 comments

And what if he was also the next Dalai Lama? And a Green Lantern? And an 18th-level magic user?

submitted 49 days ago • 1 comment

To say that Stephen King has lost his edge...well, "understatement" is an understatement. youtu.be/dOyXdwXt8d4

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An editor is a pilot fish that eats mistakes.

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Without cheap imports, Americans are going to realize just how poor we've become. A lot of people are gonna go crazy. A LOT of people. But there's good and bad ways to go crazy.

submitted 54 days ago • 0 comments

I like how he elevates certain things to proper-noun status, as if he's posting from the 18th century. Moron Elected.

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Happy Easter

submitted 59 days ago • 7 comments

you’ve just woken up in outer space! time travel and/or inter dimensional travel may have been involved! who are you befriending first to show you the ropes of your new galactic adventure? 🚀🛰️🪐 quote with your space buddy ✨

submitted 59 days ago • 1 comment

Whenever I read something about how dumb our leaders are, I alternate between being a little relieved and being even more afraid.

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youtu.be/WY9CTDM3l4M

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Watching John Wick for the very first time. It's really bugging me that his full name is Jonathan. John is not short for Jonathan. It's taking me out of the story, like how the rules of Quidditch kept me from getting into Harry Potter. There's only so much disbelief a guy can suspend.

submitted 60 days ago • 1 comment

Chuck Schumer coming up with things that consumers are saying they better not do. It's oddly fascinating, like John Mulaney as Ice-T listing all the addictions he can think of. youtu.be/ZSFHt8y-PcA

submitted 70 days ago • 0 comments

Compare Walz's serious and compassionate response to the Trump tariffs vs. Harris laughing and literally saying "I told you so." Harris can't even be right right. We need this guy at the top of the ticket next time, if there is a next time. youtu.be/XqM2F1JxX0c

submitted 72 days ago • 0 comments

This is bad. The government's shoddy IT infrastructure is the only thing keeping dystopia at bay.

submitted 73 days ago • 0 comments

If the season finale of Common Side Effects doesn't get an Emmy nomination, you should give up on western civilization. www.adultswim.com/videos/commo...

submitted 74 days ago • 0 comments

Is there some way to buy a negative number of copies of Karine Jean-Pierre's book, thereby taking money out of this grifter's pocket? youtu.be/BTeVRcKCDG8

Parks & Rec meets What We Do in the Shadows...drop what your doing and watch the pilot. youtu.be/c9PVCXwVsgY

Before weaving, people had to tie thousands of individual strings to their bodies

I didn't realize the "one, big, beautiful bill" was literally called that. Why does our incipient dictator have to be such a clown? It's like if the Weimar Republic was destroyed by Carrot Top. en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/One_Big...

Math teacher: (presents equation) okay, solve for X Roman kid: 10! It's always 10!

Trans people deserve to exist. Pass it the fuck on!

When all you have is a time machine, every problem looks like a young Hitler leaning out a tenth-storey window.

Show us your writing process in a GIF.

"I used to think revenge was a dish best served cold. But then I realized it meant getting back at somebody." RIP, Norm. You're still bringing me joy to this day. youtu.be/OStQ4Ohzync

So this is the famous red pill.

Wow, what a horrific typo. Right on the cover.

And what if he was also the next Dalai Lama? And a Green Lantern? And an 18th-level magic user?

To say that Stephen King has lost his edge...well, "understatement" is an understatement. youtu.be/dOyXdwXt8d4

An editor is a pilot fish that eats mistakes.

Without cheap imports, Americans are going to realize just how poor we've become. A lot of people are gonna go crazy. A LOT of people. But there's good and bad ways to go crazy.

I like how he elevates certain things to proper-noun status, as if he's posting from the 18th century. Moron Elected.

Happy Easter

you’ve just woken up in outer space! time travel and/or inter dimensional travel may have been involved! who are you befriending first to show you the ropes of your new galactic adventure? 🚀🛰️🪐 quote with your space buddy ✨

Whenever I read something about how dumb our leaders are, I alternate between being a little relieved and being even more afraid.

youtu.be/WY9CTDM3l4M

Watching John Wick for the very first time. It's really bugging me that his full name is Jonathan. John is not short for Jonathan. It's taking me out of the story, like how the rules of Quidditch kept me from getting into Harry Potter. There's only so much disbelief a guy can suspend.

Chuck Schumer coming up with things that consumers are saying they better not do. It's oddly fascinating, like John Mulaney as Ice-T listing all the addictions he can think of. youtu.be/ZSFHt8y-PcA

Compare Walz's serious and compassionate response to the Trump tariffs vs. Harris laughing and literally saying "I told you so." Harris can't even be right right. We need this guy at the top of the ticket next time, if there is a next time. youtu.be/XqM2F1JxX0c

This is bad. The government's shoddy IT infrastructure is the only thing keeping dystopia at bay.

If the season finale of Common Side Effects doesn't get an Emmy nomination, you should give up on western civilization. www.adultswim.com/videos/commo...

Conan gets serious for a moment in his acceptance speech for the Kennedy Center's Mark Twain Prize. youtu.be/Yr8qPKTo8yA

Books. Is there anything they can't do? youtu.be/8SiUnqMJEVU

Someone in my town still has their Halloween decorations up from last year.