aaronsegman.bsky.social
Neurodivergent weird fiction writer. Witness to Our Stupid Futureβ’.
Here's a buncha emojis so I don't have to use words like some medieval shit-shoveler. π«π»πππβπ€¦π»ββοΈπ€¦ββοΈπ€¦
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Even if it's dubbed?
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You'll never be an oligarch with that attitude
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If only there were a way to get someone else to make a milkshake that you could then consume. But where would you find such a good samaritan?
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He says he can deport U.S. citizens, so...send them to Germany?
Except Germany would never take these guys, so I guess he'd have to send them to Bukele's super-prison. π€π€·
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Voting for a technocrat is like slowly drowning, but voting for the right is like lighting your own ass on fire.
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I like the idea of pope-kidnappings as a metric for executive power. At the height of WWII, FDR could have kidnapped 1β
popes.
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They have to be seen eliminating something, after promising to cut $2 trillion but then only cutting a few billion.
When DOGE refused to go after the Pentagon budget, they joined generations of fake budget hawks who've lied about social spending bankrupting us.
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Because we pretend we're too cool to care.
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And the toys are just practice screws.
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*stops with β οΈ bottle halfway to lips*
What's this now?
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That citizenship is gonna lose 20% of its blue book value the minute you drive it off the lot.
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"McDonald's: we're almost positive it's meat."
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Aww, you guys get buns for Easter?
In America we just get eggs and deported.
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"No, they've never done that."
youtu.be/YVLt6MF2h2A
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If they seem ungrateful, it's because they don't know how hard those things are to wrap.
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We all need to hear it. That man's doing a public service.
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Dependent on? Like give the Riddler a form of cancer only WayneTech can treat? Get him hooked on a designer drug?
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He's asking if you're sexually attracted to the World Trade Center. It's a perfectly reasonable question.
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Saw that, yeah. Godzillephant would dominate the sport.
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Godzillephant. Amazing.