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beast mode

submitted 1 hour ago • 4 comments

The reason why I defend blue sky so much is day 1 deleted my for you feed and have since forgotten it ever existed. That is a game changing feature for a microblogging website. I have so much control over what dumbass shit I see on here, didn’t even know the VP was pulling up

submitted 2 hours ago • 0 comments

JD Vance racking up 🤣 reacts in his group chat from guys who aren’t allowed within 100 ft. of a school

submitted 3 hours ago • 0 comments

the swaggy rabbit who lives in my yard already has that bad bunny hat #fashion

submitted 3 hours ago • 0 comments

all time ratings for posts strangers posts- 0/10 people i follow's posts- 0.5/10 my posts- 0.8/10 spam and bot posts- 6/10 ads- 3/10

submitted 3 hours ago • 2 comments

buying this for my dullard son

submitted 4 hours ago • 1 comment

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it’s crazy that happened bro. i’m watching the wind blow a seedling back and forth like a beach umbrella

submitted 5 hours ago • 0 comments

i would be a terrifyingly good addition to any podcast. unfortunately, though, i love myself

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submitted 12 hours ago • 524 comments

beaming with pride watching my dog go ham on his meal

submitted 11 hours ago • 1 comment

SOURCE: i clogged the torlet

submitted 12 hours ago • 1 comment

it must be summer because the supreme court just slithered out of whatever rathole they live in to make life worse

submitted 12 hours ago • 0 comments

i can tell some drivers wouldn’t react at all if a gigantic steel beam tore through their windshield and cabin

submitted 15 hours ago • 1 comment

nooo america. stop. she only want you for your Massive Penetrator

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

spotted sandpiper #birds

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(posting the lucky numbers from a fortune cookie) Seven. Fourteen. Sixteen. Thirty-three. Twenty-one. (average bluesky user) wow king, resist. i am wiring you $1000 for every t-shirt you have in your store

submitted 66 days ago • 0 comments

after all these years it’s been coming soon..

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

boiling an orange for dinner

submitted 1 day ago • 3 comments

he died doing what he loved (getting struck by lightning)

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submitted 1 day ago • 46 comments

*spitting a huge wad of dip into a spittoon* i ain’t never been scared to crap at work

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

phone listened to me noodling on the keyboard and owned my ass bad

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

@juniorhoncho.bsky.social new clipse

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the dickriding is beyond crazy

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early lunch hunger.. inauspicious..

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

the american dream is to have a house so big your mobility scooter runs out of battery before you get to the other side

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

after reading the new york times for as little as 3 days you may find your loins tingling for War

submitted 716 days ago • 0 comments

saw your man’s hometown

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

(lying) good night

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

🏵️ butterfly milkweed 🌿 Asclepias tuberosa #nativeplants #flowerreport #bloomscrolling #bloomsky

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

when u ask me who took the last slice of pizza

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

OSINT bf, AI gf

submitted 566 days ago • 1 comment

when i get hungry i’m liable to attack my own reflection like a bird

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

Who else was pissed when their dad never walked them to their college classes

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

my misery coach is berating me for having a pleasant interaction

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

son this is dad we found you butter bessie account please call us

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment