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Brittany Spears invented anime so you could stand up for your rights youtu.be/eQFIKP9rGhQ

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I really thought I had preordered bury our bones in the midnight soil, but I can’t find a preorder email. Reading the 1-2 star reviews on Goodreads, I’m glad I didn’t.

submitted 40 minutes ago • 1 comment

Before I decided on my new pfp, I considered stranding Doc Holliday in space.

submitted 16 hours ago • 2 comments

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wow no way, the Mary Sue had a bad reactionary take, that’s so surprising

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how long does it take two queers to heat up a charcoal grill (…an hour)

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mfw bong joon-ho won’t stop talking about exploitative capitalism or whatever

submitted 88 days ago • 1 comment

A governor told me protestors keep lighting his waymos on fire so I asked how many waymos he has and he said he just goes to the app and gets a new waymo afterwards so I said it sounds like he’s just feeding waymos to protestors and then the Statue of Liberty started crying.

submitted 1 day ago • 4 comments

yes chores are a pain, but really my troubles began in 1534 with the birth of nobunaga oda

submitted 32 days ago • 12 comments

you're telling me a pabst blew this ribbon?

submitted 77 days ago • 0 comments

full house sequel show "fullest house" where the house is full of secret rooms and maze like passageways with a ton of heretofore unseen uncles and there are also "false uncles" and secret rare uncles only spoken of in whisper and a colony of golden labs and just loose beach boys roaming around

submitted 11 hours ago • 9 comments

(Joe Russo, sucking the marrow from a child's bones) You know what I think of when I think of the Electric State? (Anthony Russo, hanging upside down from the ceiling of their cave like a monstrous bat) What's that Joe (Joe, tossing the bone over his shoulder) Chris Pratt

submitted 7 hours ago • 1 comment

there is a lot to doomscroll right now, but from my experience, sleep deprivation makes everything harder, and capitalism truly does not care about how distracted and concerned you are about <gestures at everything>. you still deserve time to rest and recover.

submitted 1 day ago • 5 comments

Don’t forget you can just go draw a bug whenever you want.

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HoI4 noobs 🤝 the actual government of the USA

submitted 12 hours ago • 1 comment