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UPDATE: UnitedHealth deliberately changed patients to "do not resuscitate' so that they would be left to die in any medical emergency as they considered especially critically ill patients to be 'a waste of money' regardless of patient's desire to live.

They should try making raisins out of better food like burritos or pizza

bro it’s okay that you need ai to help you write an email. anubis has weighed your soul against the feather of fate and found you unworthy. prepare to be devoured

Would prefer to hibernate through the spring and summer and exist only during autumn and winter

POV: You are the chicken

I guess the Donner Pass was woke just because it's named by a guy that told his gay dads not to eat a pady? "Don' ea' 'er, Pas!"

Crap Club brand fart soda

Justin Long as Abraham Lincoln in a film about Justin Long called Why The Long Face

Deja nintendu

Who else gets pumped up when U2 says "catorce" instead of cuatro like we all thought he would?

A witness in court whose every response to every question is leaning in to the mic and saying "I'm not sure. My wife does all the remembering."

No one ever talks about but Forrest Gump can't even spell forest correctly

May 16th once again youtu.be/bhU6r-u4f64?...