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Day off so i exercised early and now I'm about to jam out with my guitar and some Russian Circles

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Rumple "Todd" Stiltskin

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We were talking about how god awful the lilo & stitch "live-action" film looks and my wife said "AND he's hot-wiring cars!?" but I had stopped listening after I heard "AND he's hot!?" and started drafting mental divorce papers because my wife thought Digital Stitch was hot...

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

PSA: If one ever needs to see/share a link from twitter, use xcancel.com , in short type 'cancel' after the X in any link and it will display a mirror of the tweet, not giving it any clicks or other traffic. ie clicking xcancel.com/elonmusk does not contribute to views or advertiser stats

submitted 197 days ago • 45 comments

UPDATE: UnitedHealth deliberately changed patients to "do not resuscitate' so that they would be left to die in any medical emergency as they considered especially critically ill patients to be 'a waste of money' regardless of patient's desire to live.

submitted 2 days ago • 16 comments

They should try making raisins out of better food like burritos or pizza

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

bro it’s okay that you need ai to help you write an email. anubis has weighed your soul against the feather of fate and found you unworthy. prepare to be devoured

submitted 2 days ago • 22 comments

Would prefer to hibernate through the spring and summer and exist only during autumn and winter

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

POV: You are the chicken

submitted 9 days ago • 188 comments

I guess the Donner Pass was woke just because it's named by a guy that told his gay dads not to eat a pady? "Don' ea' 'er, Pas!"

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

Crap Club brand fart soda

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

Justin Long as Abraham Lincoln in a film about Justin Long called Why The Long Face

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

Deja nintendu

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

Who else gets pumped up when U2 says "catorce" instead of cuatro like we all thought he would?

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

A witness in court whose every response to every question is leaning in to the mic and saying "I'm not sure. My wife does all the remembering."

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment