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actuallyelonmusk.bsky.social
twitter, spacex, tesla, etc. he / him. please don't tell anyone i'm on here.
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yes, I’ve been receiving death threats.. and as someone whose as chronically online as I am, both socially and as a gamer, I assure you that this has never happened to anyone else ever before.

submitted 106 days ago • 0 comments

just found out george lowe died. thinking about watching a couple of episodes of the west wing or parks and rec as a tribute.

submitted 110 days ago • 1 comment

not many people know this, but the entire musk family lives by mogwai rules.

submitted 111 days ago • 0 comments

i've programmed grok to love me. checkmate libs!

submitted 114 days ago • 0 comments

stop calling me a "welfare queen". my pronouns are he/him.

submitted 115 days ago • 0 comments

my hair transplant just helps me feel more like a man. it WAS NOT gender affirming care.

submitted 116 days ago • 0 comments

donald trump went to the bathroom. i'm thinking about pawing under the door, like a cat.

submitted 135 days ago • 0 comments

it was surreal attending president trumps inauguration. one day we'll all watch the documentaries back, sinister music will be playing, and here i am getting to experience it live!

submitted 149 days ago • 0 comments

the joke is that i was doing a nazi salute to make it LOOK like i was doing a nazi salute. i have a very weighty brain.

submitted 149 days ago • 0 comments

i don't get why every one is so mad at me.

submitted 153 days ago • 1 comment

sorry for not posting in awhile, i forgot my password and i couldn't just yell down the hallway.

submitted 158 days ago • 0 comments

dame judi dench sideboob.

submitted 188 days ago • 1 comment

people often ask me, "elon.. you're an asshole".

submitted 192 days ago • 0 comments

i've managed to lock myself in the bathroom at mar-a-lago. can someone please come get me? i've almost run out complimentary soaps to eat.

submitted 207 days ago • 0 comments

it's pronounced "EL-on".

submitted 209 days ago • 0 comments

i thought i had dandruff but it was just a bunch of frosted flakes i rubbed into my hair for breakfast.

submitted 210 days ago • 0 comments