aflockbetweenpastures.com
human-shaped anxiety
{failed art historian, sometimes an artist, caregiver to lots of animals, disabled-TBI, partial face paralysis, PsA} she/they
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OMG the penises! I can’t. They just walk around with it hanging out! What even is that, bird?? Fuuuuuuck 😫 It wasn’t until the ducks that I started having second thoughts about birds, and just animals in general, tbh.
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I usually call it a Jenga Orgy but that also aptly covers it!
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We had an incident yesterday during Father’s Day dinner where I had to tell the 6y/o (and everyone else) to not look out the window and ignore all the duck noises. 😬 Bunch a degens, all of em!
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Sure looks like every black widow I’ve ever come across (and then quickly panicked/ran the other way from). 😬
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That’s what I’m trying to avoid! I keep thinking, “do I need to get more creative for what I’m calling this stuff, or …?” 😂
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As they say, you miss 100% of the shots you don’t take.
Honestly, though, do Christian babies look different from other babies? I don’t know (human)babies enough.
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Gotta be a good omen. 🤞🏻
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Cray-on
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Also, JFC dude. There are easier ways to take a shit than drinking coffee for 58mins. Fuck. Introduce some fiber to your diet.
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It sucked!
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Image. It wouldn’t show up as a video.
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So. Annoying.
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The gif was playing while I was typing the alt text! Why doesn’t it play when it posts??
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I mean, it’s not like no one could have predicted that would have happened.
/drinking in (art) historian 😂