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Nominated to be ATTORNEY GENERAL, but then that pesky House Ethics Report was published ….. oh well. ⚖️ #venmo #callmebruh *Now available to babysit your teenage daughters and chaperone teens to the prom!
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We are living in 1939 Germany. It’s going to get worse.

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ME: Siri, what does a blistered crusty festering inflamed pus-filled anal wart look like under a microscope? SIRI:👇

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It’s “tariffs”.

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Imagine if Obama accepted a $400m plane from an Arab nation?

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To mark the occasion of his First Hundred Days, Trump read the First Hundred Pages of his favorite book, Mein Kampf.

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Finally, Shedeur Sanders has been picked …… to replace Pete Hegseth. 🏈

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We knew this would happen. ✝️

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“We only want people coming to the United States who are prepared to follow the laws of our country”, …. declared the convicted felon who is President of the United States.

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BREAKING NEWS: Because of Trump’s tariffs, Vietnamese prostitutes will now only love Americans medium time.

submitted 59 days ago • 1 comment

Timberlake once brought sexy back, but RFK Jr. is bringing autism back.

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It's Friday night ….. which means a very drunk Pete Hegseth is sending dick pics on the CECOT PC Small Group.

submitted 59 days ago • 1 comment

The dude who bankrupted his own casinos — where the house always wins — is making the economic decisions for millions of Americans.

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For her to say that judges (part of the third branch of govt in a democracy) are to bow to the whim of the executive (a separate by equal branch of govt in that same democracy) shows that she likely failed constitutional law at law school, assuming she actually attended one.

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If anyone wants me to babysit their teens, I can be contacted on Signal under the hashtag @DrunkAsASkunkSecofDef and I accept Venmo.

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Signal is like Grindr but for drunk secretaries of defense.

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At this point, I would not be surprised if the lunatic fringe in the GOP — the ketamine consuming ones that Tang the Conqueror listens to for policy points — decides that it’s about time this country brings back slavery.

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Hegseth right now

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Hitler 1939: “We are dealing with a lot of people from Poland that would like to see something happen with respect to being properly protected and properly taken care of. They’re calling us, we’re not calling them.”

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Your next principled stance will be your first.

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Pistol Pete exudes the calm understanding and rational attitude that so many women experience when they get confronted by a shamelessly drunk douchebag refusing to take no for an answer. This clip alone resonates and suggests that stories about him incl. from his mother might just be 100% accurate.

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He was probably drunk and texting from the champagne room in the back of a titty bar while getting a hands on lap dance from a stripper named “Destiny”.

submitted 84 days ago • 1 comment

Trump learned how to be a royal fucking douchebag and how to use litigation (real and threatened) from Roy Cohn, a scumbag who was his lawyer. Now, Trump suddenly has an issue with lawyers. What’s next, a principled stance against Hungarian hookers with fake tits looking to marry rich American men?

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With the Senate and House now controlled by weak Republicans who have abdicated their jobs and instead pledged blind fealty to Trump, we essentially have just two branches of govt: the executive and the judiciary. But for how long? How soon does the judiciary roll over thereby ending democracy?

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Once the free press is silenced and legitimacy of Judicial rulings are disregarded and openly defied …… democracy ends. It’s not hysteria; it’s a fucking fact!

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Me: Siri, what does an infected pus-filled flaming anal wart look like if you dress it up in a pink blouse and a shit-colored light brown jacket? Siri: 👇

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What’s crashing faster, the stock market or airplanes?

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Oh, ….. the hypocrisy! MAGA merchandise ….. made in China!

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This is a confession.

submitted 98 days ago • 0 comments

More like visual interpretation of the stock market under Trump and Twitter and Tesla under Musk.

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Trump eradicating fraud is akin to OJ Simpson being a marriage counselor.

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Things are a shitshow right now, so please take a moment to enjoy this recent photo of the destitute outcast Rudy Guiliani on a scooter in Walmart shopping for hair dye. You’re welcome. 🙃 Photo ~ TMZ

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