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Nominated to be ATTORNEY GENERAL, but then that pesky House Ethics Report was published ….. oh well. ⚖️ #venmo #callmebruh *Now available to babysit your teenage daughters and chaperone teens to the prom!
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I do this at Chuck E Cheez
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At least we can look at how he ran his casinos — where the house always wins — to get a sense of things to come.
Oh, wait he bankrupted them.
Never mind.
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According to Sen. Susan Collins (Maine), “Pete Hegseth has promised that he will never again drunk-text war plans to strangers while getting a hands-on lap dance at the strip club, and I believe he has learned his lesson.”
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According to Sen. Susan Collins (Maine), “Pete Hegseth has promised that he will never again drunk-text war plans to strangers while getting a hands-on lap dance at the strip club, I believe he has learned his lesson.”
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Why didn’t one of Elon’s high school nerds catch the classified message before Drunk Pistol Pete sent it along, and more concerningly, why did the message also include an attached junk photo of his little pistol? #sad
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Hilary’s private emails (containing recipes and pics of Chelsea and the fam) leads to rabid chants of “LOCK HER UP!!!”
Hegseth sends actual classified confidential plans for a war attack to a journalist and others who don’t need to see the info and the MAGA cult are like “ho hum!”
We
Are
So
Fuk’d
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CNN: “Hegseth’s breach!”
BBC: “Hegseth’s breach!”
MSNBC: “Hegseth’s breach!”
ABC: “Hegseth’s breach!”
CBS: “Hegseth’s breach!”
NBC: “Hegseth’s breach!”
Every other legitimate news media on earth: “Hegseth’s breach!
FOX “News”: “Tiger Woods and Don Jr’’s ex wife are dating!”
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Check your email, I just sent you a detailed war plan that Pistol Pete Hegseth texted to me while he was drunk at a strip club.
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Brilliant👏
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Imagine if it was a shitty reporter like Fox’s Pete Hegseth?
Oh wait …..
Nevermind.
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She’s on OnlyFans after Fox.
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There’s always a prior tweet
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Is Pistol Pete ever sober?
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Democracy ends when the free press is no longer able to publish objective information without fear of reprisal; when political opposition is being silenced or prosecuted; and when the governing party can act without a judicial branch enforcing the law to protect citizens. All are happening.
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The question is who will enforce the order if a Judge holds the Administration in contempt?
The DOJ?
That’s not happening.
What people don’t appreciate is that the reality that we are rapidly entering into uncharted waters where democracy and the rule of law are vanishing before our eyes.
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They push the angry dumb blonde college sophomore onto the pathway to make the case. Fucking idiots!
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I’m a lawyer. Lawyer’s fight for their clients; for the truth; for justice; for democracy. Taking on lawyers is a losing battle. We don’t run from a fight; we show up and we fight. ⚖️
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Tuberville is the dumbest mother fucker in Congress. The fact that he got elected in the first place speaks volumes about the stupidity of the electorate. In the words of George Carlin, “stupid people elect stupid leaders.”
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From the Orange’s pig’s mouth. 👇